Don Hertzfeldt…poet?

Apart from being the master of stick figure animation, Don Hertzfeldt has been posting poems on his blog made of nothing but spam text. Enjoy.

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Really, you should check out the rest of the blog. Can’t wait to see the new film, four years in the making!

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