The Onion on form again

Barack, you’ve always been the caretaker.

Sasha Obama Keeps Seeing Creepy Bush Twins While Riding Tricycle Through White House
February 23, 2009

WASHINGTON—A little more than a month after the first family’s move to the White House, reports of strange happenings have continued to surface, with Sasha Obama confirming Tuesday that she had once again been visited by the eerie specter of the Bush twins.

Sasha, who was playing in the East Wing of the executive mansion so as not to disturb her busy father, reported seeing the former first twins while riding her Big Wheel tricycle down the Cross Hall corridor. The frightening apparitions, the 7-year-old said, emerged out of thin air and were dressed in identical outfits consisting of spaghetti strap tank tops and denim skirts.

Italian Spiderman

Last week, the question was ‘Where were you when you heard Obama was elected?’ This week the question is ‘Where were you when you first saw…Italian Spiderman?’
Heads exploding into snakes, heroes diving head-first off of buildings (well, mannequins being thrown from buildings), and amazing shotgun violence. This is teh awesome!!!