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September 17, 2009

Minatur Wunderland Hamburg


One of my contacts on Flickr recently posted some photos he took at Minatur Wunderland Hamburg, "The largest model railway in the world and one of the most successful permanent exhibitions in Northern Germany." I'm not a model railroad geek, but I love miniature stuff. And Wunderland is nut-butty insane. It's on my list of must-sees if I ever go to Germany. Because it's not just the train stations...

...but the outdoor rock concerts...

...and the flash mobs...

...and the protests in the street!
And so so so much more.
Here's a 5,135 and counting photo stream on Flickr for your perusal.
Here's the official site.

July 28, 2009

It's official: Women Are Getting More Beautiful


A hot woman from Finland, yesterday.
According to some researchers
at the University of Helskinki, evolution is making more and more hot women.

FOR the female half of the population, it may bring a satisfied smile. Scientists have found that evolution is driving women to become ever more beautiful, while men remain as aesthetically unappealing as their caveman ancestors.

The researchers have found beautiful women have more children than their plainer counterparts and that a higher proportion of those children are female. Those daughters, once adult, also tend to be attractive and so repeat the pattern.

Over generations, the scientists argue, this has led to women becoming steadily more aesthetically pleasing, a "beauty race" that is still on. The findings have emerged from a series of studies of physical attractiveness and its links to reproductive success in humans.
I took a walk down State Street the other day and confirmed this. Then I spent the next day walking about K-Mart and the theory was disproven aisle after aisle.

July 26, 2009

Nerve.com: My Ten Favorite Festishes


Above: The best orgasm I've ever had.
Lifelong sex researcher Kris Saknussemm tells us about his favorite festishes, most of which, even though I spend way too much time on the web, I have never heard of.

Chremastistophilia -- Excitement at being robbed or held up
One British gentleman proudly displayed the scar he received from a knife wound in the course of a mugging -- an event which he said led to a spontaneous ejaculation, the most powerful and substantial he'd ever experienced. (While the sight of the knife wound continues to unhinge me.)
The others are just as strange.

July 25, 2009

David Foster Wallace on Roger Federer

David Foster Wallace had a great article in 2006 on tennis player Roger Federer. This is one of those essays that make you feel way more knowledgeable about a subject you may not know anything about once you finish. And suddenly you look at that subject in a completely different way.

Interestingly, what is less obscured in TV coverage is Federer's intelligence, since this intelligence often manifests as angle. Federer is able to see, or create, gaps and angles for winners that no one else can envision, and television's perspective is perfect for viewing and reviewing these Federer Moments. What's harder to appreciate on TV is that these spectacular-looking angles and winners are not coming from nowhere -- they're often set up several shots ahead, and depend as much on Federer's manipulation of opponents' positions as they do on the pace or placement of the coup de grâce. And understanding how and why Federer is able to move other world-class athletes around this way requires, in turn, a better technical understanding of the modern power-baseline game than TV -- again -- is set up to provide.
The whole article is great, read it.

July 4, 2009

What the world needs now is another Michael Jackson post


Let's celebrate the black Michael.
However, his passing/suicide (?) has made for some good articles, and here are my favorites.
First, the Ian Halperin piece in the Daily Mail that details his final days: closeted, balding, up to his surgeried eyeballs in debt, anorexic, and with a degenerative lung disease that meant he could no longer sing. If he hadn't died before the tour, the tour would have killed him. Surely this is the tragic end that our culture secretly wanted. And we got it!
'I'm better off dead. I'm done': Michael Jackson's fateful prediction just a week before his death

Many in his entourage spoke frankly to me - and that made it possible for me to write authoritatively last December that Michael had six months to live, a claim that, at the time, his official spokesman, Dr Tohme Tohme, called a 'complete fabrication'. The singer, he told the world, was in 'fine health'. Six months and one day later, Jackson was dead.
So take that!
Onwards to the recollections. Robert Hilburn's was one of the most poignant which wasn't just ass-kissing.
Michael Jackson: the wounds, the broken heart
During weekends I spent with him on the road during the Jacksons' "Victory" tour in 1984, I learned that he was so traumatized by events during his late teens -- notably the rejection by fans who missed the "little" Michael of the Jackson 5 days -- that he relied desperately on fame to protect him from further pain. In the end, that overriding need for celebrity was at the root of his tragedy.
And then the analysis:
K-Punk quoting Greil Marcus at length here:
The pop explosions of Elvis, the Beatles and the Sex Pistols had assaulted or subverted social values; Thriller crossed over them like kudzu. The Jackson-ist pop explosion ... was brought forth as a version of the official social reality, generated from Washington D.C. as ideology, and from Madison Avenue as language ... a glamorization of the new American fact that if you weren't on top, you didn't exist.

Going back to the music, K-Punk lauds "Off the Wall" as the last time the music contained any real joy. I agree. I love all the Jackson 5 records I have, and the disco jams on "Off the Wall" are great. And beyond the unstoppable groin pulse of Billie Jean, there's little on Thriller I like. (Well, Pretty Young Thing is pretty good). But Thriller sets the stage for the rest of the career: paranoid aggression ("Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" and the endless commercial drone of "Beat It"...which then leads to all the angry stuff like "Bad," "Leave Me Alone," etc.), soppy love songs, and a thread that will lead to even soppier "Heal the World" drivel. I feel all the songs are a gaze into Jackson's crumbling psyche, but because he lived in a country-sized state of denial, there's none of the awareness that makes such psychological journeys from other artists so palatable.
K-Punk:'...and when the groove is dead and gone.'
...what's haunting me is the difference between Jackson in the Off The Wall videos and how he looks in the Thriller clips. I'm not talking about the surgery, or rather I'm not only talking about that. The surgery - by then, 'only' a Disney eye-widening, a Diana Ross nose-narrowing, and a little skin-bleaching, as nothing compared to the collapsing Cronenbergian butchery of later years - is but a symptom of the change that you can see in Jackson's face and body. Something had already disappeared that early, never to return.
Read somewhere that daddy Jackson, surely a monster if there ever was one, used to don a monster mask and climb into young Michael's open window at night to scare the bejeesus out of him. All to teach him a lesson about keeping the window closed, lest somebody kidnap him. And I've been thinking about that anecdote and how it relates to the end of the "Thriller" video...zombie Michael staggering towards his hysterical date, changing back to "regular" Michael, and then giving us that one last glance to let us know that the monster is still inside him. And how the monster in the window reminds me of the Bob/Dad molester scene in "Fire Walk With Me," stealing in the bedroom of Laura Palmer to rape her nightly.
Sins of the fathers...and as consumers we get to share in them being played out.

"They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side..."

April 10, 2009

The Gore Gore Guys


Forget those YouTube "Top Ten Gory Moments in Horror Films" videos, this workplace safety video from 1998 has crushed hands, impaled bodies, mangled arms (on lathes!), burnt faces and hands, and a painfully ripped off finger! All that's missing is a killer standing nearby to offer an ironic quip. Maybe Dick Cheney is available.
Found at Boing Boing.

March 9, 2009

Stuff Flushed Down Toilet = hypnotic


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To promote their new super awesome toilet, St. Thomas Creations has created this video of various objects (hot dogs! golf balls! dog food!!) being flushed down a toilet. Awesome.

March 5, 2009

Urban Camouflage


From the statement of purpose:

Urban Camouflage deals with the question how to camouflage
oneself and one’s identity in the urban space. Our costumes are
inspired by the ghillie suits, the military camouflage suit. It was
an adventure to wear the suit in the stores because of the conflicts
with the employees, the reaction of the customers and also to see
the pretty well camouflage effect in a real situation.

Don't forget to check out the video section too.

February 28, 2009

Ricky Jay's Card Trick


This is pretty amazing. Watch closely.
By way of Crooks and Liars.

February 16, 2009

Extreme tourism

Italian tourist turns up in Iraq, looking to tour the country. Iraqis are baffled. Who is this guy? And is he naive or just plain crazy?

"I am a tourist" were his first words. The telephone line from Falluja was bad, but there could be no mistake. Possibly Iraq's, and certainly Falluja's, first Western leisure visitor was in town.
Not for long though. A guard at a checkpoint caught sight of Luca Marchio among the Iraqi passengers on a bus that was heading from Baghdad to the once-notorious - and still tense - western city and alerted his superiors.
Marchio, 33, a native of Como, Italy, soon found himself in the Falluja police headquarters surrounded by bewildered officers trying to make out why a Westerner would wander around their city without a translator or guards. Marchio may have worried the police, but his main concern was saving money.
In two telephone conversations with journalists, he brushed away concerns for his safety and offers of help. "I am a tourist," he said. "I want to see the most important cities in the country. That is the reason why I am here now.
There's a delightful movie in this somewhere. That is, if he survives.

February 12, 2009

This Is Why You're Fat


A vomitous collection of some of the worst American foods out there. I have to admit, some of them probably taste really good (esp. if they use bacon). However, the above photo looks like a whole deep-sea fish flash fried and served up while it was puking its guts out. It's actually a "breakfast burrito."

October 20, 2008

Interview wtih 74 year old porn star


Continuing our senior theme for the day, here's an interview you won't see in AARP magazine. VICE interviews Shigero Tokuda, who has found a strange niche being one of the oldest porn stars. Sure his films aren't mainstream, but there is an audience out there for them, and it sounds like he does rather well. Also, his thoughts and outlook are quite progressive.

What are your views on the sex climate in Japan?
I first learned about sex in the postwar period, when we didn’t have anything. Everybody was so focused on living, studying, graduating, and working that neither my classmates nor myself were all that interested in sex. So for my generation, it’s all about getting back those lost dreams of our youth. Society is more open about porn now, which I guess is a good thing. But personally, I think that sex should be regarded as something more austere. I mean, it’s the physical communion of two people. I know it sounds rich from somebody doing the work I do, but I sincerely believe that. I would like to make a deeper human-to-human connection with the people that I sleep with.

October 16, 2008

Sweet Gene Tierney


Posts like this one by David Cairns remind me why I subscribe to his Shadowplay blog. Here he is rhapsodizing about 1940's starlet Gene Tierney:

I now list the features, and excuse me if I get overcome and have to go lie down:
The eyes: large, long, and very wide apart. I have a vision of walking up to Gene and putting my hand over the centre of her face, and of her looking back at me from around either side of my palm. THOSE EYES IS WIDE APART.
The big pale moonlike forehead. I am a man who likes a forehead. (Paulette Goddard, what a forehead that is! An eighthead, in fact.)
The nose, apparently hand-shaped from some soft, wonderful material — butter, perhaps – by tiny master craftsmen.
The cheekbones, beautifully defined, as if constructed especially to receive Von Sternberg’s light.
The mouth, completely redesigned by ambitious lipstick in these images, but in reality a wide, full and elaborately flared labial sculpture, balancing the eyes, and containing slightly erratic teeth which add charm to what could otherwise be chilly perfection.

August 25, 2008

Britons are the worst tourists in the world!


So sez the Greeks.

“They scream, they sing, they fall down, they take their clothes off, they cross-dress, they vomit,” Malia’s mayor, Konstantinos Lagoudakis, said in an interview. “It is only the British people — not the Germans or the French.”
I like how "cross-dressing" gets thrown into the list. Who knew?

August 22, 2008

Entrances to Hell around the UK


Came across a very odd site
that lists with archaic names, directions, and descriptions a series of odd urban locations that could and/or might as well be Entrances to Hell. The shitty web design, circa 1997, only helps the effect. You gotta like this writing:

Ssssuuuuft is an under-appreciated entrance in an important location. With its passages of breeze-block and pipes of silver it has become the single most efficient inward access for the damned since the loss of Paxmat in 1203. This is the entrance from which The Twins will be sent when they come to eat all the Cathedrals.
or
A well known song tells the story of the devil's memories of Quetty Orarna. "Here I seen monkies daunce, and performe all the tricks of ye tight rope, to my great admiration" was written 600 years ago and is still to be heard here in the 21st century. Quetty Orarna was sealed up from the inside by the explorers Eleanor Moscow and George M at the very beginning of their foolhardy and controversial mission into Hell. Nothing more was ever known of them.
Fans of M.R. James or Ramsey Campbell or even Mark E. Smith should appreciate.

August 19, 2008

Lucid dreaming


Lucid dreaming is the technique of becoming conscious that you are dreaming while in the dream state and then being able to walk about the environment, change things, change yourself, read 25,000 words a minute, and do pretty much anything you'd want to do. (Scarlett Johansson, watch out!)
I've only had this happen to me about twice in my dreaming life, but apparently you can train yourself with all sorts of methods.
Here is a FAQ about lucid dreaming, if you're interested.
Brion Gysin, friend of William S. Burroughs, was interested in inducing the dreamstate without going to sleep. So he build a "dream machine" along with scientist Ian Sommerville. The device produces a stroboscopic flicker that corresponds to the brain's alpha waves.

A dreamachine is "viewed" with the eyes closed: the pulsating light stimulates the optical nerve and alters the brain's electrical oscillations. The "viewer" experiences increasingly bright, complex patterns of color behind their closed eyelids. The patterns become shapes and symbols, swirling around, until the "viewer" feels surrounded by colors. It is claimed that viewing a dreamachine allows one to enter a hypnagogic state.This experience may sometimes be quite intense, but to escape from it, one needs only to open one's eyes.
You can either build your own or have your computer do it for you.
I can't vouch for any of these, but I'm not against it. Go for it!

Rock You Like a Hurricane


Okay, when a hurricane is approaching, I know my first thought is to strap myself to a kite surfing apparatus and stand on the beach. Well done. Thank goodness for intrepid news crews filming tropical storm Fay, or this self-correcting problem would not have been caught on tape.

May 27, 2008

I made Fleshbot, and I didn't have to get naked


I know, *phew*, right? Anyway, I don't usually blog the porny stuff, so when I found this very WTF (and NSFW) video on YouTube...and then found 18 of the same thing, I sent in a tip to Fleshbot.com. And waddya know, they ran with it. First, BoingBoing, then the New York Times, and now Fleshbot, the number one adult blog on the web. I'm everywhere, folks. Excerpt:

A very confused tipster writes to us asking for an explanation of the following YouTube video. It starts off innocently enough, with footage of a random girl-on-girl makeout session: nothing confusing there, but then things take an abrupt turn when the show is interrupted by footage from late-70s schmaltzfest "Eight Is Enough." Then it's back to the lesbian makeout, accompanied by some adult contemporary/soft rock background music. Then you see the opening credits for CSI: NY. Then back to some more Dick Van Patten, then it abruptly ends. In other words, it's a big heaping spoonful of WTF?
When the boss isn't looking, click through to the link to see the clips. You know you want to, especially with that hot Van Patten action going down.

May 22, 2008

Santa Barbara makes CNN news with Cat, Dog, and Rat guy

This guy on State Street has trained a rat, and cat, and a dog to sit on top of each other, in that order (well, the dog stands on the ground, but you get the point.) And now CNN has the video. It's good that we're known for something other than unaffordable rents.

May 13, 2008

All not well in Mordor


Okay, so it's not Mordor, it's Chile's erupting Chaitén volcano, which is blowing its stack after 9,000 of just chillin' out all dormant like. The heat and the ash and the SOULS OF DEAD THETANS have created these amazingly beautiful photos, taken for National Geographic. (However, I found more photos at this site, something about NG's interface is booty.) The morning after: not-so scenic.

May 12, 2008

She comes in colours everywhere

The new, completely crazy Play-doh bunny ad for Sony Bravia. (Thanks, Jon!). I searched about and found the ad with the making-of at the end of it, because you *know* you're gonna want to see this. Seems like a lot of money spent for something meant to sell televisions, but on the other hand, who would fund this if it was "just" a short film? The bunnies are very cute. I especially like the yellow one waiting to cross the road.

April 28, 2008

New Harry Potter Film not going so well...


It was to be one of the biggest science experiments ever seen yet there was not a bunson burner or test tube in sight. Around 1,500 students kitted out in waterproof ponchos discovered exactly what happens when you drop a mint sweet into a bottle of Coca Cola, in an attempt to break a world record. The students, from Belgium, tried to out-fizz the previous record for so-called Mentos fountains by simultaneously putting Mentos mints into bottles of the soft drink.The resultant chemical reaction shot hundreds of streams of carbonated soda into the air.The explosive record-breaking event was held in Ladeuzeplein square in Leuven, Belgium.
From the Daily Telegraph

April 25, 2008

The Worst Food in America


A disgusting, high-calorie list from Men's Health:

Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing
2,900 calories
182 g fat 240 g carbs

Even if you split this "starter" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entree arrives. Follow this up with a steak, sides, and a dessert and you could easily break the 3,500 calorie barrier.

April 21, 2008

The Revisionism of Dr. Wertham


A few issues back, the New Yorker had a book review/story about the comic book hearings of the 1950s and how horror comics were blamed for juvenile delinquency. What followed was a "Comics Code" that was even more puritanical than the one that censored Hollywood films in the 1930s. The first half of the article by Louis Menand sums up the history fairly well, the second half dives into David Hajdu's book on the subject (“The Ten-Cent Plague: The Great Comic-Book Scare and How It Changed America”) and finds some interesting revisioning of history. Dr. Wertham, for example, seen as somebody's conservative stern uncle, was nothing of the sort. He was, rather, more of a progressive, and saw the relationship of comics to kids as mass consumerism to those least likely to ward it off and the most impressionable.

He was against the code. He did not want to censor comic books, only to restrict their sale so that kids could not buy them without a parent present. He wanted to give them the equivalent of an R rating. Bart Beaty’s “Fredric Wertham and the Critique of Mass Culture” ($22, paper; University Press of Mississippi) makes a strong case for the revisionist position. As Beaty points out, Wertham was not a philistine; he was a progressive intellectual. His Harlem clinic was named for Paul Lafargue, Marx’s son-in-law. He collected modern art, helped produce an anthology of modernist writers, and opposed censorship. He believed that people’s behavior was partly determined by their environment, in this respect dissenting from orthodox Freudianism, and some of his work, on the psychological effects of segregation on African-Americans, was used in the Supreme Court case of Brown v. Board of Education.

Wertham thought that representations make a difference—that how people see themselves and others reflected in the media affects the way they think and behave. As Beaty says, racist (particularly concerning Asians) and sexist images and remarks can be found on almost every page of crime and horror comics. What especially strikes a reader today is the fantastic proliferation of images of violence against women, almost always depicted in highly sexualized forms. If one believes that pervasive negative images of black people are harmful, why would one not believe the same thing about images of men beating, torturing, and killing women?

Somewhere in this tale is a lesson about getting more than what you wished for, and how a desire to protect can be manipulated by those in power to satisfy their cravings to repress and contain.

April 20, 2008

WITMOT?


My main homey Jon Crow has a new blog. What's that, you say, a new blog? I didn't know he had an old blog. Well, that's where you're wrong. But I forgive you.

WITMOT deals with: movies, James A. Garfield, traveling, James A. Garfield, kvetching, and for those who don't like James A. Garfield, there's sport. Here's a sample of his writing:

Back in 1998, after I graduated from U of Michigan with a Master’s Degree in Japanese Studies that I knew would prove to be worthless, I panicked. I wanted to go back to Japan, but I really did not want to teach English again. I taught it for two years between 1994 and ‘96 and I felt my brain softening a little more with each day I worked there. The few job leads that I had in Japan fell through and suddenly I had no clue what I was going to do with my life. The future looked confusing and uncertain and I was overwhelmed. So I did what any red-blooded lad hailing from the stout state of Ohio might: I sold my car and traveled around the world. Along the way, I wrote a series of mass emails detailing my adventures with included climbing Himalayas, getting chased by a Rhino and getting naked with a room full of Russians. I thought of them as a sort of proto-blog though blogs were at that point a good five years away. So now, ten years later, I finally have these missives in a blog format. You can read the first entry here.
Please do check it out, even though he only paid me $10 to give him a plug. He' s a good guy.

January 6, 2008

Joan Acocella on Kahlil Gibran


Here's a good profile in the New Yorker on Kahlil Gibran, author of The Prophet, a book that continues to sell well into its 8th decade. Gibran turns out to be an odd fellow indeed who luckily hooked up with the right kind of dependent relationship.

Mary Haskell, the headmistress of a girls’ school in Boston, was a New Woman. She believed in long hikes, cold showers, and progressive politics...She was not rich, but by careful thrift—the school’s cook, who also had some wealthy employers, sneaked dinners to her from their kitchens—she managed to put aside enough money to support a number of deserving causes: a Greek immigrant boy who needed boarding-school tuition, and another Greek boy, at Harvard. Then she met Gibran, who would be her most expensive project.

In the beginning, her major benefaction to him was simply financial—she gave him money, she paid his rent. In 1908, she sent him to Paris for a year, to study painting. Before he went abroad, they were “just friends,” but once they were apart the talk of friendship turned to letters of love, and when Gibran returned to Boston they became engaged. It was apparently agreed, though, that they would not marry until he felt he had established himself, and somehow this moment never came. Finally, Haskell offered to be his mistress. He wasn’t interested. In a painful passage in her diary, Haskell records how, one night, he said that she was looking thin. On the pretext of showing him that she was actually well fleshed, she took off her clothes and stood before him naked. He kissed one of her breasts, and that was all. She got dressed again. She knew that he had had affairs with other women, but he claimed that he was not “sexually minded,” and furthermore that what she missed in their relationship was actually there. When they were apart, he said, they were together. They didn’t need to have “intercourse”; their whole friendship was “a continued intercourse.” More than sex or marriage, it seems, what Haskell wanted from Gibran was simply to be acknowledged as the woman in his life. As she told her diary, she wanted people to “know he loved me because it was the greatest honor I had and I wanted credit for it—wanted the fame of his loving me.” But he would not introduce her to his friends. “Poor Mary!” Waterfield says. Amen to that.
Acocella links this way of interpersonal behavior to his writing:
Then, there is the pleasing ambiguity of Almustafa’s counsels. In the manner of horoscopes, the statements are so widely applicable (“your creativity,” “your family problems”) that almost anyone could think that they were addressed to him. At times, Almustafa’s vagueness is such that you can’t figure out what he means. If you look closely, though, you will see that much of the time he is saying something specific; namely, that everything is everything else. Freedom is slavery; waking is dreaming; belief is doubt; joy is pain; death is life. So, whatever you’re doing, you needn’t worry, because you’re also doing the opposite. Such paradoxes, which Gibran had used for years to keep Haskell out of his bed, now became his favorite literary device. They appeal not only by their seeming correction of conventional wisdom but also by their hypnotic power, their negation of rational processes.
It's well worth a full read. Thanks to Mr. C for the link.

December 29, 2007

Prusakolep!


There's loads of strange Eastern Bloc commercials on YouTube, but this is one of the best/weirdest.

November 22, 2007

Flock, Vector Maker, and a simple Address Book/iCal birthday tip

I spent way too much time today playing around with Flock, a web browser that threatens to supplant Firefox for all-over Web 2.0 goodness. I'm still deciding whether it's too crowded and busy to do so, but as someone who is constantly checking Flickr and Facebook, its incorporation of friends and feeds into a left-hand column is totally ace. Add to that the ability to click-drag-and-drop a web photo onto a friend icon and send that to them...add to that a Flickr uploader...add to that the incorporation of most Firefox extensions...add to that my being able to blog on the browser from within the browser and...well, it's pretty cool. Check it out here.

I also checked out this completely free and versatile web-based Vector Graphic maker at Stanford that will convert a bitmap image to vectors for Illustrator. Crazy. This used to be the domain of Adobe Streamline (remember that?) but this does it within the browser, offers three levels of detail and three export options (png, evs, and svg). I ran one of my cartoons through it and it handled the line and color work nicely. See that here.

And finally, maybe this is just me, but I had no idea that a simple checkbox in iCal's general preferences populated your calendar with birthdays of all that have them listed in Address Book. So I did so.


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September 25, 2007

Opening the gates of the NYT, and an early restaurant review

Kottke.org, by way of Chuck Taggart's blog, went nosing about in the recently unlocked New York Times online archive and found the earliest restaurant review. That's worth reading for many reasons, including a list of the types of dinner to be found in New York in 1859 (Stetsonian! Delmonican!). But what tickled me most was the excerpted account of dining at the last on the list, an unnamed "Third-class Eating-house":

The noise in the dining hall is terrific. A guest has no sooner seated himself than a plate is literally flung at him by an irritated and perspiring waiter, loosely habited in an unbuttoned shirt whereof the varying color is, I am given to understand, white on Sunday, and daily darkening until Saturday, when it is mixed white and black -- black predominating. The jerking of the plate is closely followed up by a similar performance with a knife and a steel fork, and immediately succeeding these harmless missiles come a fearful shout from the waiter demanding in hasty tones, "What do you want now?" Having mildly stated what you desire to be served with, the waiter echoes your words in a voice of thunder, goes through the same ceremony with the next man and the next, through an infinite series, and rushes frantically from your presence. Presently returning, he appears with a column of dishes whereof the base is in one hand and the extreme edge of the capital is artfully secured under his chin. He passes down the aisle of guests, and, as he goes, deals out the dishes as he would cards, until the last is served, when he commences again Da Capo. The disgusting manner in which the individuals who dine at this place, thrust their food into their mouths with the blades of their knives, makes you tremble with apprehensions of suicide...
Not too different from now, except we can add TVs blasting out cable news and twats on cellphones.

September 24, 2007

Supreme Instruments Tube Testers


A whole page of this stuff! How cool is this? It makes you want to get tubes, just so you can test 'em. And seeings the Internets be a "series of tubes" I guess we could test for 404 errors.

July 6, 2007

Ex Unum, Pluribus!

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From the always awesome Strange Maps blog:

Mr Kirkland’s website “is a bit of a grassroots movement, dedicated to breaking the US into smaller, more functional nations”. It provides some extra information on each of the new, smaller American nations, “and a fresh map so that anyone can submit a new proposal.”
For myself, I like the idea of a country called "The Boundary Waters" but I think they would soon go to war with The People's Republic of the Plains to claim Chicago. It would be bloody.

Keen not so sharp, Lessig takes him down

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I was listening to NPR's blathershow, To The Point, and Warren Olney had on Andrew Keen to promote his worrywort book The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet Is Killing Our Culture. The man is the sort who lumps in some anonymous post on a BBS board somewhere with Daily Kos and then whinges that we're not listening to the mainstream media and those bastions of journalistic ethics, Tim Russert and Judith MIller. (He doesn't mention them, per se, but that's who I think of.)
Boing Boing's Xeni Jardin came on and called Keen the Ann Coulter of Web 2.0 and then after that I had lunch and stopped paying attention. There is so much wrong in Keen's arguments (too much anonymity, not enough authotarianism, I mean credentials) I don't know where to start. Actually, I do know: Lawrence Lessig, who tears Keen a new'un in defending himself against Keen's charges:

But what is puzzling about this book is that it purports to be a book attacking the sloppiness, error and ignorance of the Internet, yet it itself is shot through with sloppiness, error and ignorance. It tells us that without institutions, and standards, to signal what we can trust (like the institution (Doubleday) that decided to print his book), we won't know what's true and what's false. But the book itself is riddled with falsity -- from simple errors of fact, to gross misreadings of arguments, to the most basic errors of economics.
So many books come out of mainstream publishing houses that are loose with facts and that suffer from basic bad grammar that the existence of the book itself refutes Keen's point.

June 30, 2007

Let Us Spray

While the geeks cream their jeans waiting for the iPhone, I'm waiting (much longer) for PT-141. And that ain't a patrol boat:

“With PT-141, you feel good, not only sexually aroused,” reported anonymous patient 007, a participant in a Phase 2 trial, “you feel younger and more energetic.” Said another patient: “It helped the libido. So you have the urge and the desire. . . . You get this humming feeling; you’re ready to take your pants off and go.”
Not that I need any help, mind you...

June 7, 2007

Foxy Baby


I just started using FoxyTunes with my Firefox browser and I kinda like it. It puts a music player controller down at the bottom right of the browser window, which fixed one thing that was bugging me recently: switching from Firefox to iTunes and back again (over and over again). So I went looking and found this.

But it also has oodles of Web 2.0 goodness: you can use whatever is playing and use Foxytunes' portal to return a page of related searches, including YouTube, LyricWiki, Last.fm, Flickr, Google, Hype Machine, Rhapsody, Amazon, and more. It's reedonk.

May 15, 2007

New Face in Hell!

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Uh, buh-bye. Your legacy is one of hate, so getoutofit.

April 13, 2007

Oh no you DINT!

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Make a Life-Size MOUSETRAP!!! Word.

February 17, 2006

YouTube.com = Video Crack

What a lame ass I must be when over the last two weeks I've been at the Santa Barbara Intnl Film Festival with my film "The Night of the Falcon," and instead the entry I bring you is about YouTube. But hey, whatever.
So, YouTube. At first this started as a way to load up fan films and "funny" home videos. Suddenly it's exploded and it full of music videos and tv clips. Thank you internet. Surely this can't last, but in the meantime, this is how TV should be: searchable and immediately viewable. I was up to 2 a.m. last night, thinking 'just one more, it's only 3 minutes."
I signed up for a free account, which now allows you to subscribe to yet another of my RSS feeds. Anything I've marked as 'favorite', you can now see. Here's the feed.
At the moment, there's some Japanese music videos and ones from Thomas Dolby and Talking Heads. More to come soon!

December 27, 2005

Motel Hell

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Keith Milford's Motel Hell is a blog that collects postcards of American motels and reststops. If you loved Phaidon's Boring Postcards books (and who doesn't?) you'll love the damp, moldy smell of this site.

December 20, 2005

Some recent blogroll entries + more!!

You may have noticed a few additions to the blog these days. One is the funky list of what I supposedly have at home from Netflix (left hand column). However, it's experiencing some difficulty and telling you some of what I sent back. Don't blame me, blame Netflix's RSS feed.
The other addition is my del.icio.us links on the right hand side, above the BlogRoll. Both of these feeds were made possible by FeedDigest, which I urge you to check out.
So anyway, I just wanted to alert you to some cool sites I've added to the blogroll, as they're worth checking out:
Cute Overload: A blog of nothing but cute animals. Woogiewoogiewoogie, aren't you the cutest???
Same Hat! Same Hat!: a blog about translating experimental Japanese manga and American manga-style artists.
Subject Barred: Linked from K-punk, Irish follower of Zizek and cultural critic. Has yet to really get going, but K-punk vouches for this site.
Twitch Film: Latest news and trailers about all cool films that are not Hollywood poo.

December 16, 2005

Win a Free MacMini!! (or not)

Do those ads offering free MacMinis/iPods/iBooks really work? Is it all just a big scam? Well, yes and no.
Hardy Menagh from LowEndMac.com dives in and tries to surface with a free mini.

Yes, You Can Get a 'Free' Mac mini - but Is It Worth the Hassles?

Subtracting the cost of the failed DVD order and adding the music CDs, my total outlay, excluding credit card purchases, was $70. I used the credit cards to purchase items I would have bought anyway. If you want to, you can add $60 to the total for these items.

A Mac mini with the features this one has retails for $499 shipped from The Apple Store. If you can be happy with these features, it's definitely worth the cost.

December 5, 2005

Grow Cube--Puzzle Game as Art

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It's a simple idea really. Use logic to figure out the order of 10 disconnected objects. But game creator "ON" (that's his name, not his position) has made this puzzle a beautiful animated work of art. GrowCube is the sequel to the (harder) Grow, but the solution is very much worth it.
Thanks to Robot Action Boy for the link.

October 5, 2005

It's about BEER!

The guy who runs The Cartoonist and his friend have just started a new blog called Beerwise. It's all about beer, pubs, drinking, beer, and beer. Great logo, too.

July 19, 2005

Very Odd Books


Alfred Armstrong collects odd books so you don't have to. He also knows a thing or two about physics, so he is attracted to bad science and new age books, ready for a good debunking. I love the title of the above book.
Found at Creative Generalist.


July 14, 2005

Garrison Keillor's Confessions of a Listener

Keillor weighs in on podcasting and the return of community radio. Everything old is new again and vice-versa. Makes me want to run out and start podcasting my own particular brand o' lunacy...

AlterNet: Confessions of a Listener: "The deregulation of radio was tough on good-neighbor radio because Clear Channel and other conglomerates were anxious to vacuum up every station in sight for fabulous sums of cash and turn them into robot repeaters. I dropped in to a broadcasting school last fall and saw kids being trained for radio careers as if radio were a branch of computer processing. They had no conception of the possibility of talking into a microphone to an audience that wants to hear what you have to say. I tried to suggest what a cheat this was, but the instructor was standing next to me. Clear Channel's brand of robotics is not the future of broadcasting. With a whole generation turning to iPod and another generation discovering satellite radio and internet radio, the robotic formatted-music station looks like a very marginal operation indeed. Training kids to do that is like teaching typewriter repair.
After the iPod takes half the radio audience and satellite radio subtracts half of the remainder and internet radio gets a third of the rest and Clear Channel has to start cutting its losses and selling off frequencies, good-neighbor radio will come back. People do enjoy being spoken to by other people who are alive and who live within a few miles of you."

July 3, 2005

Doctor Dil-dolittle


Proving that you can find pretty much anything on the web, here's an online store that sells recreations of animal penises in dildo form. I'm not sure if some of these things are physically workable, or whether they're used in combo with a furry mascot outfit.
UPDATE: Actually, I should have dug deeper, and discovered the customer mail page. Thanks to Jon for pointing this out.

June 29, 2005

All News All the Time

Newseum is a cool Flash site that allows you to see todays front pages from over 420 newspapers across the globe. Roll over the map and see a thumbnail, click and see a full screen pdf.

June 28, 2005

Waiter Rant: Anonymous NYC Waiter Blogs

Blogs like this, the well written Waiter Rant, make me wish they were available in print. If you liked Anthony Bourdain's writing, you will like this.

I work in a Tuscan restaurant. Like salmon that must swim upstream to spawn, middle-aged Yuppies are genetically programmed to visit Tuscany before they die. The sous chef, who is from Lucca, jokes you can always pick the invading Americans out of the crowd; fat, slow, pasty and patronizing.

Project C-90 Go!


The days of the cassette are past, but the design lives on in this Russian online collection called Project C-90. Ahhhh yehhh. I always hated those mid-90s Maxell Tapes...

June 25, 2005

The Way Things Work

Met my friends Chris and Mr. C_____ for lunch yesterday, and in tow I brought the William S. Burroughs biography I'm currently reading. In passing, Chris mentioned the reclusive author Clark Ashton Smith, who was a fantacist and contemporary of Lovecraft, who Burroughs tried to visit in Mexico (this isn't mentioned in the bio.) Back at work I checked out Smith's Wikipedia entry, then found this gallery of Smith Ballantine Editions. I particularly like the covers by Gervasio Gallardo, who has a sort of Bosch thing going. A search of Gallardo popped up this (nearly) complete gallery of Ballantime Adult Fantasy Series covers. A further search came up with this illustrated bibliography of Lovecraft, from the deluxe to the mimeographed. Gallardo is in there somewhere. The artist doesn't have a website, but there is a gallery representing him.
Pretty good for 15 minutes 'work'.

June 21, 2005

Michael Jackson without the Surgery

Forensic artist S. Mancusi used his skills in aging people from photos (as witnessed on the "lost child" milk carton series) to figure out what Michael Jackson would look like if the pixie-man hadn't lopped off half his face with a knife. The answer: Solomon Burke.

June 10, 2005

Grocery Store Wars

Here's a cute little parody of Star Wars that promotes Organic Farming over the Dark Side of chemical-laden produce. It's interesting that the original movie still stands up to parody, while none of the others have anything to offer in the way of the iconic. People have included the "Luke I am Your Father" scene so much though, that I'm sure there are those out there that are convinced it's from the first film. And nobody parodies the most recent three...because they suck!

June 1, 2005

Sudoku makes Slate

Two weeks ago, Metafilter blogged about Sudoku the number logic game that has conquered the Brits. Now Slate brings it stateside.

My Days Are Numbered - I'm addicted to a Japanese logic puzzle. You will be, too. By Seth Stevenson: "When Slate asked me to write about 'sudoku' the number puzzle that's taken Britain by storm (and seems poised to conquer the United States, too) I thought it might be a pleasant little assignment. After all, I like puzzles. I'm always up for trying a new one.
And now it's 2 a.m., my deadline is looming, and (as you can see) I'm only on my second paragraph. All because, damn it, I can't stop playing sudoku. I'm a full-on sudoku addict. Thanks, Slate. This assignment is like when the New Republic got that dude to try crack."

I'm not very good with logic puzzles, and my own attempts look retarded. Use pencil. Lots of pencil.

May 31, 2005

Pushy Allmusic

I was on my 6th page of allmusic.com browsing and I got this warning:

"Through traffic monitoring of our websites we have identified your IP address accessing allmusic.com at a rate and speed inconsistent with the noncommercial and personal use permitted by our site's Terms of Service. As a result, further access to allmusic.com has been denied. Because IP addresses can be shared by numerous users, your access may be being denied based on the aggregate use of your IP address rather than your own individual use. To ensure that this is not the case, simply create your own individual user account by becoming a Registered Member of allmusic. [Click on the “Register” button in the upper right hand corner of the home page.] Once you’ve become a Registered Member and are logged in, you will once again have full access to allmusic, and will continue to have access, as long as your usage remains consistent with our Terms of Service. If you are already a Registered Member of allmusic, simply ensure that you are logged in when you use the site. Thank you."

Huh? Has anyone else come across this?

May 28, 2005

Our Side Has All the Nudity


Do right wingers ever get naked and protest anything? Of course not, as this visual blog of Naked Protestors around the world proves by example. All the freewheeling gals (and guys) are on our side. And they're naked. Yay!

May 27, 2005

Moo Moo Caw Caw


??????? This collection of Japanese cookie ads made me chuckle. This sort of surrealism-for-kids is something the Japanese do well and the Americans, um, haven't figured out.

May 26, 2005

Urban Adventurers: Hamms Brewing Co.

More fun (and illegal) infiltration as the Minneapolis Urban Adventurers go spelunking in the abandoned Hamms Brewing Co. I wonder if these have been turned into lofts by now?

This just in...

Stories at the top of the hour...

Ordinary attempted home break-in or zombie attack?

Young high schooler puts investigative journalists of the Fourth Estate to shame.

All this and Chuck Hernandez with the weather!

May 25, 2005

The Happiest Death on Earth

Everytime I begin to think that Disney isn't an evil megacorporation they go and do this: Disney Rejects Pleas Against Serving Shark Fin Soup. Argh. I've seen fisherman harvesting shark fin. They pull the live shark out of the water, slice the fin off, and dump the suffering and very much still alive shark back in the water, where it bleeds to death, rudderless. The thought makes me sick and sad. And yes, Disney sucks.

May 24, 2005

Stunt City

An excellent commercial for something or other from Beam TV.

May 22, 2005

Scenes from a passing car

The A9 project is some sort of plan to photograph whole cities from street level, with a camera mounted on top of a slowly driving van. A lot of this will be boring as all get out to look at, but already there are some good curated galleries over at Flickr.
I particularly like this one, an accidental timelapse shot when the van got stuck in traffic.

The Collected Roper

Regular readers of the The Cartoonist blog will have come across Ralf Zeigermann's 'fast fiction', glimpses of an '60s sci-fi narrative starring somebody called The Roper. I don't like most mini-fiction, but Zeigermann gets it right. Now he's collected 50 of his short stories and is making it avalable free as pdf download, now with illustrations. Sorta would like to hold this in my hand, but you can't knock the free stuff.

May 21, 2005

More Maps, Hacks, and Design bashing

What I've been reading this evening:
Mapping Hacks a blog on tweaking Google maps and other online mapping services.
Urban Cartography is a self-explanatory blog of new urbanism.
Made In USA is an essay about how Americans value speed over design and that's why most of our housing sucks. On the other hand, when design is important (like the iPod), America rocks...
All links sprung--I think--from reading the City Comforts blog.

Carpetbombing San Francisco...I mean Baghdad

Artist-thinker-person Paula Levine has created a Flash presentation that combines a map of Baghdad with a similarly sized map of San Francisco and then demonstrates how much we decimated the former city. This is a good way to conceptualize the damage that we inflict on other cities. The next step would be to allow the user to replace his or her own city for San Francisco. "They bombed my favorite bookstore? Waaah!" etc...

Home Arcade Action

I love it when things I dreamed of as a kid come true. Check out this super snazzy home arcade unit this guy made.

May 13, 2005

Been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely time

45 days since I posted! What a twat I am. Due to kind friends saying "but Ted, we rely on your wit and links to get us throught the day," I'm putting out this post of recent links.

Dennis Miller's show gets cancelled. Good!
Spamusement made me laugh so much that I was incapacitatd by tears and lack of breath. It was like a fit of the stoney giggles.
One of my favorite singles from last year was Pet's "noyesno". Here's the video.
Nine Inch Nails vs. Ray Parker Jr. This mashup works well. It also reveals that Trent Reznor could have fronted Journey.
K-Punk is one of my favorite, recently-discovered blogs. He knows his Zizek, fulminates about British Politics, and has been very good at applying theory to the excellent new season of Doctor Who.
This cereal comes with a free surprise in every box.
Despite BoingBoing's warning, Google's new Web Accelerator has been working out for me.
Your tax dollars at work. At least let me sit on the committee.

Okay, that'll do for now.

March 27, 2005

The Los Angeles Time Machine


While researching a Koreatown bar called "The Prince" I came across this website, a lost list of Los Angeles bars & restaurants of the 40's & 50's that still stand and serve to this day, mostly with the original decor and flava. My list of places to check out has increased tenfold! Pictured above is the Blue Room in Burbank. How cool is this?

March 24, 2005

My Favorite Situationalists


The ImprovEverywhere folks are at it again in another wonderful piece of street theater: Look Up More.

March 21, 2005

That is my parents' sofa!

Webby site APerfectWorld.com lovingly scans pages from The 1971 Sears Catalog. I swear my parents bought everything out of this book.

Cut and Cover!



I'm currently reading Barbara Vine/Ruth Rendell's "King Solomon's Carpet," a thriller set in part in the London Underground. (Hence my interest.) A lot of Underground trivia is mentioned, including this: 23/24 Leinster Gardens, a housing facade that hides an open stretch of track where excess steam and smoke can be vented. Looks like a real block of flats from the street, but it's not. A quick search on the Internet found this page on Cut and Cover Disused Stations (scroll to the end to find it), and a photo that you see above. Cool, eh?

January 6, 2005

Thank Christ.

First Tucker Carlson loses his job. Now this. Damn, today was a good day, as Ice Cube sez.

'L.A. Times' Drops Daily 'Garfield' as the Comic Is Blasted and Praised
Gene Weingarten, a humor columnist for The Washington Post and Washington Post Writers Group, praised the Times decision during his weekly washingtonpost.com chat yesterday. He said the paper displayed 'the kind of cojones missing in too many places' and described 'Garfield' as 'a strip produced by a committee, devoid of originality, devoid of guts, a strip cynically DESIGNED to be inoffensive and bad, on the theory that public tastes are insipid. Now we need others to follow suit. Like the Post.'"


Is this a good excuse to link to Farfield again?

The Perfect Fry-up



Russell Davies' eggbaconchipsandbeans may on the surface be about the search for the perfect plate of egg, bacon, chips, and beans, but it's more a celebration of the fast-disappearing mom'n'pop cafes of Britain in all their proletarian idiosyncracy. He has a similar page about cafes (or "caffs," as the British call it, as a way of snubbing the French) over at
a good place for a cup of tea and a think. Although my memory of English caffs is nowhere near Davies' (mmm, greasy, ohhh, weak tea), he presents it all with love and affection.

December 27, 2004

Phuket Tsunami Photo Gallery by hellmut issels

The tsunami that hit Southeast Asia is just amazing in its destruction. This gallery is one of the best so far on showing just how quickly the ocean rushed in.

December 22, 2004

BLAAAAARGH!


A selection of Chinese Public Health Posters. Oh, if only they were all as good as this one.

December 21, 2004

Happy Winter Solstice and/or Yule!

So the wacky-doo Christian Right wants to stop the secularization of Christmas? They stole it from the pagans! And today is the real deal--the shortest day of the year, the official beginning of winter, which is all based on actual events (the earth turning on an angle away from the sun) not some arbitrary date made up centuries ago and which isn't even in the Bible. Fortunately, you can keep most of your Christmas goodies and still celebrate the Solstice/Yule--these include wreaths on the door, a decorated tree, candles, even dressing up like Santa Claus (or Old Man Winter).
If you really want to get serious, here are instructions for a Roman Saturnalia, though getting a CEO to sit down with the peasant underclass may be difficult.
You may also want to make some cider for Wassailing about, perform a mummer play, or kiss under the mistletoe.
Meanwhile, the Christians did invent the folk art of Nativity Scenes (Alaskan, Lego, action figure, and dioramic) so we'll give 'em that.

December 20, 2004

Scared of Santa?


Being scared and embarrassed of a strange man wearing a fake beard is part of what makes Christmas great. For those who thought Bad Santa was fiction, check out the dude above.
By way of J-Walk blog

December 15, 2004

Build Your Own Corporate Hell

Endlessly changeable, endlessly fun, endlessly...well, just endless.
The Cubes.
I notice there's one called Ted, who wears glasses. Eek.

December 14, 2004

Good Times x500

Cut-up artist Chuck Jones (not the animator) makes "Isolation Studies"out of pieces of edited speech, cut up and usually ordered like a list. His sources? NPR, Buffy, and, in his funnier works, Loveline. If you'd don't know the radio show, then the effect will be diminished. But if you're a fan of Adam and Dr. Drew, these recontextualizations are strangely satisfying. I recommend "Loveline Questions" and "Alright, Okay, Goodtimes, etc."

December 13, 2004

Photos of Kidney Stones


No wonder they hurt. Look at this one!
Kidney Stone Photos
By way of J-Walk.

Goldfish racetrack


I've often thought bowls are inhumane ways of keeping fish. After all, where is there to swim? So Isabelle Leijn from the Netherlands designed a figure-eight bowl that keeps the fish a'swimming, probably eternally wondering what's around the curve. It also doubles as a planter.

December 9, 2004

Liquid Lenses For Camera Phones

Bloody hell. Who would have thought oil and water could be used to make a lens? Roland Piquepaille's site has the scoop.

Liquid Lenses For Camera Phones

In this article, the Register writes that 'camera phones will soon have lenses made from nothing more substantial that a couple of drops of oil and water, but will still be capable of auto focusing, and even zooming in on subjects.' The lenses, developed by the French company Varioptic, contain drops of oil and water, acting respectively as conductor and insulator, and sandwiched between two windows. These liquid lenses could replace glass or plastic ones because of several advantages: no moving parts, leading to better reliability; a very small power consumption; very small dimensions (diameter: 8mm; thickness: 2mm); and a very fast response time of 2/100th of a second. You can expect the first camera phones using these liquid lenses as early as Christmas 2005. These lenses might also appear in medical equipment, such as endoscopes, optical networking equipment or surveillance devices. Read more...

December 7, 2004

Ubicomp and Glue

Anti-mega Outboard Brain (a blog with a great title) has an interesting post on Ubicomp (i.e. ubiquitous computing), suggesting user desires ("I want my music collection available at all times, wherever i go") and plotting out what exists and what doesn't on the way to attaining that goal. AMOB does a better job at explaining than I do, so read the entire post.

Ubicomp isn't a box you will buy from your local electronics retailer, plug in, and switch on. It's lots of really small pieces loosely, sloppily joined - glued together.

Take the idea of "I can communicate with people wherever I am" - surely a big part of ubicomp. I know this technology isn't everywhere (ubiquity is here, just not evenly distributed), but I think that it's safe to say the mobile phone has pretty much made this a reality.

November 17, 2004

Fish Highway!

When I was a kid I wanted to make habitrails for my fishtank, hoping to allow my fishies to travel from one tank to another. A few things got in the way: I didn't have a second tank. Many years later, some enterprising person has invented...the Fish Highway. At last my dreams can come true!
By way of J-Walk

November 16, 2004

Boing Boing: Ceramic cup looks like paper coffee cup

Following up from my post on those NYC Greek coffee cups, Boing Boing posts a ceramic cup that looks like paper coffee cup. Too cool, and, when filled with coffee, bloody hot.

November 15, 2004

Why the French are so slim

Guardian reports on what I've often suspected. The French stay slim not through dieting, low-carbs, or a, like, totally awesome cardio workout, but because they don't eat as much, not as often, eat real food, and enjoy their food. Simple, really. The article is dryly witty though not without the usual generalizations. It's also not mentioned in the article what is said in the comments: smoking also keeps you slim.

Mimi Spencer takes a look at French women's eating habits
A recent survey conducted by the French government's Committee for Health Education (CFES) found that eating is still very closely linked to a national heritage of consuming good food for pleasure. In France, 76 per cent eat meals they have prepared at home; the favourite place to eat both lunch and dinner is in the home, with 75 per cent eating at the family table. In the UK, by contrast, we like to eat our meals (a) standing up, (b) in front of Coronation Street , (c) at a desk while catching up on emails or (d) by the side of the M40.
Whereas the French typically spend two hours over lunch, we bolt down our food in the time it would take them to butter a petit pain. Nutritionist Dr Francoise L'Hermite believes that the French secret is to sit down with friends or family for a meal, and to eat three times a day at regular intervals. She points out that the French don't eat in front of the television, and they eat slowly, enjoying both the food and the company. How very civilised.

In the lunchroom, I listened to two obese coworkers talk about the great new holiday drinks at Starbucks, while they drank their Diet Dr. Pepper and ate their microwavable, processed "Lean Cuisine." Sigh.
By way of City Comforts

November 11, 2004

neomarxisme

This blog by neomarxisme is a good read of one English speaker's experience in Japan, and especially the Japanese music industry. Ten years ago when I lived there there was no writing at all on how pop music worked, now there's blogs such as these. Looks like I lived there during the last golden age.

Ahhh well.

TREASURE BOX

Treasure Box is a beautifully designed Flash puzzle game. It's not too hard, really, and the point is mostly to check out the weirdo art of its creators, who I assume is an art collective called Nanahiro. Check out the animation called Mimi as well.

October 28, 2004

The Subways of New York


You may know that I love subways and/or "the underground". For anyone who's been to my place, you will see a large framed map of the London Underground that's been on my wall since 1991. It's sort of essential to have it nearby, like a talisman of sorts. Here's a neat little blog entry over on Design Observer about that other classic subway map, Mr. Vignelli's Map of New York.

October 22, 2004

Betelmania


No trip to Taiwan would be complete without the ever-present Betel Nut Girls, the puddles of red chaw-spit on the sidewalk, and personally being offered a betel nut by my father-in-law. The whole thing is terrible for your teeth, and you can guarantee nobody will want to kiss you. Plus, the tree's shallow roots leads to major hill erosion and mudslides. Oops! Read all about the little chewy bastard here.

October 21, 2004

Non-negotiable


Apparently this story has been around since 1995, but this is the first time I'd read it. Man Deposits Junk Mail Check. The bank cashes it. Quite a hilarious and long story with many twists and turns. The title "Man 1 Bank 0" gives you only a small indication how this ends up.

October 19, 2004

Buy Me This for Christmas

As blogged on BoingBoing this morning, this keychain remote will turn off all TVs in a room, regardless of make.

Wired News: Inventor Rejoices as TVs Go Dark
Altman's key-chain fob was a TV-B-Gone, a new universal remote that turns off almost any television. The device, which looks like an automobile remote, has just one button. When activated, it spends over a minute flashing out 209 different codes to turn off televisions, the most popular brands first.
For Altman, founder of Silicon Valley data-storage maker 3ware, the TV-B-Gone is all about freeing people from the attention-sapping hold of omnipresent television programming. The device is also providing hours of entertainment for its inventor.

After lunch I went to grab some coffee in a local shop here. One TV above the counter had the insufferable "Crossfire" on mute and another one above the door was showing soap operas. And nobody was watching either. This is why I want this keychain...

October 14, 2004

"Jacques" "Derrida" "Dead" "at" "74"


I was quite surprised at the comments in the Guardian over Derrida's death. A few writers have some interesting things to say about him, but most come off as flip or ignorant. Why bother?
Deconstruction was the part of literary criticism that I least understood in college, and was the one I could never write. It was a sort of quantum physics of literature and meaning, and seemed to require much more background knowledge going in than even New Historicism. Our instructors brought it up, and made us read an essay or two, but didn't insist too much on it.
One day, Derrida came to speak at UCSB and we all felt the obligation to go hear him, as one would a rock star or a poet. And he certainly did look cool in his suit and his brilliant white hair.
He spoke on the Balkan war, in his heavily accented English. I began to take notes, to try to help me make sense of what I knew would be a dense talk. By minute 15 I was lost. Was he even talking about the Balkans any more? I looked over at my instructor, whose critical faculties I admired, and even he was nodding off. People started to yawn, give up, walk out.
Derrida made no effort to connect to the audience, did not offer up analogies for us to grasp. He just plowed ahead. It was lit theory as performance art, as atonal feedback music. He must have seen these walkouts all the time and knew he was onto something. He couldn't preach to the choir. There was no choir. And what do we mean when we say "choir"? He was a man unto himself and I suspect most people who admired and followed him only understood 15% of what he was laying down.
I had class and had to leave after 30 long long minutes. And that's all I remember about Derrida.

October 12, 2004

My T-shirt Folding Technique is Unstoppable!

Easy.

October 7, 2004

How much caffeine?

Holy moly!

Starbucks must be banking on the theory that the people who buy its coffee don't just need coffee, they need Starbucks coffee, which packs a higher caffeine punch than many competitors. The Wall Street Journal earlier this year sent samples of coffee from Starbucks, 7-Eleven, and Dunkin' Donuts to Central Analytical Laboratories. The lab reported that a 16-ounce Starbucks house blend coffee contained 223 milligrams of caffeine, compared with 174 and 141 milligrams in comparable amounts of Dunkin' Donuts and 7-Eleven coffee, respectively. According to the Journal, the average Starbucks coffee drink contains 320 milligrams of caffeine. (This chart from the Center for Science in the Public Interest shows different measurement levels, including the scary finding that a 16-ounce Starbucks grande has nearly three times as much caffeine as a No-Doz.)

October 6, 2004

Real Estate in Heaven


Fundie fun today with a page of photo suggestions of what your house may look like in Heaven. At first I thought this was a parody, but it's some guy's half-serious attempt at a thought (he also runs a Rapture-o-meter). Questions: Does God keep up with Western architectural traditions? Shouldn't your house up in cloudland look more like those in Jesus' time? Do you have to pay for utilities? Who does the landscaping? Did they have "mansions" back in Judeah?

Photorama
In John 14:2-3 we read, 'In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.'
The Bible says that each believer will be rewarded according to what good deeds he performed here on earth. I thought I'd speculated on what type of abode many Christians might find when they walk up to their heavenly mansion.

September 30, 2004

Bong craftsmanship


Here's a posting of scans from OUI magazine from the '70s, featuring handsomely photographed drug paraphernalia. The bongs look like works of art (well, the Ultraman mask bong looks like folk art), even the roach clips look of the highest quality. This could never be a coffee table book (most of this stuff is probably long gone) but it bloody should be.
By way of Boing Boing

September 28, 2004

Strandbeest


Theo Jansen makes walking machines out of plastic, strange, organic creatures that only need the wind to keep moving. There's a lot of movies at Jansen's strandbeest site--check it out.
By way of Metafilter

September 27, 2004

What do the Bible and Bush have in common?

Why, these wonderful diagrams over at threetwoone.org, silly.

September 17, 2004

Yet another to our cause...

A friend of mine, George Yachtisin, who once wrote for the Independent and now serves as publicist for UCSB's Arts & Lectures (that's how I met him), has now started his own blog called I'm Not One to Blog, But...
He claims that "in order to put the spurs to the pony that is my dwindling imagination, it seems necessary to see if I can keep one of these [blogs] going." He also hopes that the blog will be a daily musing on a random song, "or, I should say, let a song lead my writing."
The first entry is on Phil Manzanera/Brian Eno's Big Day, which shows the man has taste.
Welcome aboard, George...

Create your own spam shirt



Take your own baffling spam subject line and turn it into a equally baffling tshirt. A bit pricey at about $40, but if you've got the dosh...
SPAMSHIRT
By way of Boing Boing

September 16, 2004

Gothamist: Ode To A Grecian Coffee Cup

If you don't live in the New York area but watch Sex and the City and/or The Sopranos, you may notice that characters drink to-go coffee out of a particular blue and white cup. Not being able to see these in a close up, I wondered, is this a brand or just a beloved generic cup? My friend Peter Nacken soon weighed in with the answer. Then follow it up with links to more cups and the t-shirt.

September 15, 2004

The Virtual Window Project

If you have a spare LCD screen or two, why not make your own Virtual Windows? I could think of stranger uses for such a thing (such as having the screens broadcast what was in another room, or just featuring completely inappropriate landscapes.) On the other hand, would streaming winter scenes make a hot room feel cooler?

Do you Crash?

The web is a many splendored thing. There's now a fairly extensive archive of CRASH magazine, a magazine devoted to the Spectrum computer that I barely remember reading back in the '80s. I think my friend subscribed. Cool.

September 14, 2004

Pinball's Golden Decade?

Oh man, you better believe I want this book. These are the machines I grew up playing. Here's a description from the Amazon site.

The Pinball Compendium: 1970-1981: "Exciting and challenging, pinball games have been enthusiastically played since their inception in the 1930s and are treasured by countless collectors worldwide. This lavishly illustrated book chronicles pinball games from 1970 through 1981, one of the industry's most prolific eras. Hundreds of machines from Gottlieb, Williams, Bally, Chicago Coin, and other manufacturers are showcased -- including many never before published. The extensive text provides descriptions of the games, their special features, historical significance, release dates, and designers. Collectors will love the exclusive interviews with some of pinball's greatest designers and artists. Current values are listed for each machine shown in the book. Along with its companion volume (covering the 1930s to the 1960s), this is a wonderful reference and a tribute to all who were part of pinball's fascinating history. 8 1/2' x 11' 800 color & 30 b/w photos Price Guide/Index "

A bit pricey, though.
Thank goodnes that in the mean time there's this.

David Woodard's Dreammachine

Interview with David Woodard, collaborator with William S. Burroughs and builder (though not inventor) of the Dreammachine.

DW: In college, I found the Dreamachine would cure my own writer's block. When I mentioned this to Burroughs, he concurred. That is the extent of what I know about his use of the machine for that purpose. In 1997, when we were both living in Lawrence, Burroughs tended to use his two Dreamachines together as a postprandial ritual along with a marijuana cigarette. He would write the following morning.

I think the Dreamachine's most distinctive property is its (potentially insidious) subtlety. The machine is similar to absinthe, in that both create a residual language-oriented delirium of which the user tends not to be aware. Fortunately light pulses do not yield the additional effect of Syphilis-like rotted brain stem.

Before I go rushing out to buy one, a handmade Dreammachine will set me back $500. Damn.

September 13, 2004

An open letter to all my favorite bloggers

Can we talk a little bit about RSS feeds? As a devoted blog reader (and writer) I use an RSS reader to keep up with all my blogs. My request, my wish, is that all blogs be turned on to "full post" in the preferences of whatever service you are using. If I have to continually click through to your site to read a post, what is the point of an RSS feed to start with?
My recent sojourn into the working world of the cubicle has also brought another negative regarding less-than-full posts in the feed: While I can access all my blogs through my RSS reader, the "evil-corporation-that-shall-remain-nameless" web blocker will not let me continue through to read posts on certain sites, those marked "personal" and "political" equally.
So please, switch on "full post" in your prefs. It doesn't hurt. Do it for your readers.

August 22, 2004

Pop and Politics don't mix...yeah, right.

A site with analysis of television, music, and film, and how it affects our place in this world (while all around tell you it doesn't, except when it pleases them), PopPolitics.com is back up after a hiatus of sorts. Glad to see it has a blog and not just a series of articles. Hours of good reading here, folks.

August 9, 2004

I'm a Creep

Here's a wonderful flash animation of Radiohead's Creep, apparently animated by one lone fella (whose name I've forgotten).
By way of BoingBoing

August 3, 2004

Crazy Like a Sarcoptic Mangy Fox

Baltimore mystery animal case solved! It's a mangy fox.

Baby Mystery Animal Caught, Identified

The mystery may be over as one of the creatures roaming through central Maryland was finally captured on Saturday.

According to the veterinarians at Falls Road Animal Hospital, the animal was a male red fox. However, Dr. Michael Herko -- a vet at the animal hospital -- and the man who caught the fox say it is not the mysterious creature videotaped in July, but a relative.

July 25, 2004

Dear God, What Have We Done?

For years, women have been asking men to be more sensitive, communicative, more emotional. Now all the young dudes are like that and it's driving the single women nuts! This funny article from the NY Observer is a discreet lesson in "watch out, you may get just what you wish for."

July 23, 2004

Glaringly obvious

Here are some sites that I often use, but I've never linked to because I assume people know them. I must have forgotten the "ass out of U and me" ur-Prince adage.
Snopes should be in everybody's bookmarks. A one-stop-shop for Urban Legends, Snopes is up to date on the latest hoaxes. When I get a forwarded email from a friend of a friend of a friend saying "George Bush called fetuses 'feces' in a speech" or "Tom DeLay eats children," I go to Snopes, no matter how much I'd like to believe it. (The latter is absolutely true, however). Snopes also tells you if something is true, with references. I then copy and paste and email the forwarder back. The madness must end!

I just started using Phil Gyford's revamped Internet watcher called Byliner. A simple and effective free service, it allows you to track your favorite writers across the web. Find a writer through Byliner's search engine, subscribe, and then receive emails when that writer has posted a new piece. Obviously this works (as it was designed to) best with newspaper columnists. You can have up to 30 writers on that list.

I'm also surprised at the people who don't know about the Internet Movie Database, even people who are obsessed with films. This has been around since the beginning of the Net (I think). Time ya got with the program.

Oh, and brand new is my friend Rachel Howard's web page and blog. She's come a long way since our days at the Independent, and now has a book coming out next year, as well as a steady gig as a dance reviewer. I write on dance too, but she knows far more than me. She use big words too. Ugh.

July 20, 2004

It's a bleedin' hyena! Or something.

According to this NBC affiliate report, there's a mystery animal prowling suburbia, looking like a hyena mixed with a coyote, getting along fine with cats and dogs, and hanging out in the sun long enough to have its photo taken. Will we see a follow up to this? And if it really is a hyena mixed with a coyote, how the hell did that happen in Maryland?

Update: The blogosphere has weighed in and I agree with the "small, mangy bear" theory. We need to shave more animals and familiarize ourselves with their "nude" looks, methinks, for future reference.
By way of BoingBoing

July 16, 2004

Mmm, Kosher Franks...

Danny Gregory tells us about his summer jobs. Veterinarian's office, slaughterhouse, McDonalds, record shop.

Occasionally I would help out in a two-story shed behind the slaughterhouse. Cow intestines were brought in by the barrelful and we would slide them through v-shaped boards that would squeeze out the contents into gigantic metal sinks, leaving us with empty sausage casing. The cow shit would run down to the first floor and into a cart tethered to a balding donkey. Without looking over his shoulder, the donkey knew when the cart was filled and would then trudge out of the shed and across the courtyard to a deep pit. He would back the cart against a pole upending the contents into the stinking pit. Then the donkey would trudge back to its post in the shed.
One afternoon, the rabbis discovered they had unwittingly processed a pregnant cow. I was called in to haul the purple fetus away and carve it up. The dogs ate it with relish, untroubled that the meat wasn’t kosher.

Update: Part Two: White House Intern, waiter, bus boy.

Lessons in Bad Web Design #246: Allmusic.com

Allmusic.com has just gone through a major redesign and for about a week now their site has been unusable in IE. We're not just talking aesthetics here--though I don't like the layout one bit, the CSS or whatever they're using doesn't work, with lines through words and such--but THE BLOODY SEARCH BUTTON DOESN'T WORK! On top of that, it loads twice as slow, and Mozilla can barely even contact the site.
I mean, c'mon guys, how hard is this? Again, this feels like typical corporate makeover design, making something over-complex, too many cooks, etc.
Allmusic is one of my toolbar links, just like imdb.com, where I go at least once a day to reference something. Now IT DOESN'T WORK.
Aargh. Blow me.

July 14, 2004

Map of the Market

I'm not much of a money man (ask my wife), but this visual map of the stock market (updated daily) is too cool.
By way of Phil

July 8, 2004

Urban Exploration

Here's an excellent site on the art? sport? of urban exploration (or "infiltration.") If you've ever explored an abandoned building or a storm tunnel, you probably will understand Infiltration, once a zine, now online. The section on how to access five-star hotel pools is definitely worth a look.

June 7, 2004

A whole slew of links, including the G.I. Joe PSAs.

Oh yes, this is the link o' the week, if we had such an award. The G.I. Joe PSA redubs are hilarious in a Sealab 2021 kind of way. Nicely surreal some of 'em.
Also, check out these awfully designed loony Christian ramblings. Purchase the whole set for $245 or so. At least Jack Chick gives his away...
Or you could always download huge scans of European art for your desktop.
You can view the video for Puffy's Teen Titans Theme here. (You need RealPlayer). And no, I don't mean P-Diddly-Ding-Dang-Dong-Doofus.
Bird Poops in Cyndi Lauper's Mouth. Amazing.
More reasons that the web is great: The Lady in the Park!
And there can never be enough BULLDOZER RAMPAGES! I betcha that doesn't happen in France! Go USA!
And finally: A delightful story about cat enemas.

May 19, 2004

I love this new satellite!

I really love the look of the European Space Agency's new satellite, Portal (or Proba. Or something). It's square! It looks like a washing machine! Imagine if you had drawn this for a sci-fi comic--you'd be laughed off the page.

May 6, 2004

HaloScan Kaput?

I just noticed that all the comments have upped and left. Uh-oh. And Haloscan's website is not responding. Uh-oh, part two. Hopefully, it'll be back...

May 5, 2004

Blogger weirdness

Not that you were watching, but Blogger was suffering from Java-based weirdness the last four days and wouldn't post anything. It's back to normal now. Also!! The link to my Konishi site over on the right now works (I just discovered it never had), and the Squid Lord page has been updated.

April 1, 2004

Fuck That Job!

If you are a regular visitor to the employment ads on Craig's List, you appreciate this site. These days people want artists and writers to work for free--it truly is unbelievable. All we can say is Fuck Fuck Fuck That Job!

March 27, 2004

Kris Holm: Extreme Unicycling!

Move over clowns, this guy knows his unicycle. At first, extreme unicycling sounds silly. But go look at the films and photos over at Kris Holm's site. Holy moly!
By way of J-Walk Blog

March 21, 2004

Profile: Garrison Keillor

"I am culturally quite conservative and being a writer is the purest form of entrepreneurship there is. And I am a Christian and had a fundamentalist upbringing and Republicans assume all fundamentalists are on their side. So I am a sort of conservative Democrat and the Republicans do find that odd."
Garrison Keillor profile in the Guardian.

March 19, 2004

Yes, he has fooled the chicken.

Brilliant Nike ad here. We need more ads like this, methinks.

March 16, 2004

Computer Games on...vinyl?

I never knew this ever existed.
Kempa.com: Vinyl Data
By way of Robot Action Boy

March 12, 2004

Everquest Anonymous

Amazing tales of relationships destroyed by a husband's or wife's addiction to Everquest and other online games. Scary the similarities of all the stories.
Everquest Daily Grind
By way of BoingBoing

The Third Place

A good article that focuses on sociologist Ray Oldenburg, and his observations of urban living. Yes, you may be surprised, hanging out is good for you, in fact, essential.

Street Life
A CENTRAL CONCEPT in the book is "the third place", which sounds like the title of a collection of poetry, and we should not by any means underestimate the power of a name in contexts like these, as the name is appearing pretty much everywhere. However, the name has a very everyday explanation: if home is the first and work the second, then the informal meeting place in town is the third. A clarification is needed here, however. The third place has nothing to do with the anonymous life we can see in a shopping centre or at Sergels Torg Square in Stockholm, where people stream out from the tube station complex at T-Centralen, do some shopping or have a quick coffee with a friend and go home. Ideally, it is about a place within walking distance of home to which you go regularly to meet other local people. The British pub, the continental café or the Swedish konditori often act as third places, to the extent, that is, that they have a regular clientele. It is thus not the establishment itself that is the point but the fact that people regularly spend part of their lives on premises, at a public place and thereby maintain social relations other than those they have in the home, at their workplace or together with some carefully chosen friends. Apart from bars, the main streets of small towns, the rural general store, post office, hairdressers, library and the like have had these same functions, and have them still.
By way of The Anti-Mega Outboard Brain

March 8, 2004

Phil Gyford on Houston's Mass Transit

From the ridiculous to the sublime. My friend Phil notes his experiences as an Englishman w/out car in Houston. Phil probably doesn't intend this list to be funny, but I thought it so, because it is so absurd.

Houston's Mass Transit

*The sidewalks between home and the Park & Ride were intermittent; apparently it was up to the property owner to put them in.
* When cycling sweatily along the sidewalks, the only other cyclists I saw were Latinos wearing uniforms belonging to McDonald’s, Jack in the Box, etc.
* It was rare that I saw anyone walking far. I felt like people were staring if I ever did.
* There was a little minibus service that started running around the Clear Lake area, with friendly drivers picking up and dropping off at a handful of locations, running every couple of hours. I was often the only person on board. I think the service probably stopped.

March 5, 2004

What's Out? BlogOut. What's In? Halo Scan.

For a few week's faithful readers have noticed that the comments section was down. I wasn't really paying attention until I realized that BlogOut wasn't just temporarily down, but over with, finished, kaput. Upon the recommendation of Patrick, I've now gone over to Halo Scan. Not only do I get comments, but "Trackback". Cool!

March 1, 2004

Devils from the Deep Blue Sea

Wow! A great collection of deep sea fishes. There's needs to be a coffee table book featuring these monsters. Apparently, evolving at the low depths meant that a) being streamlined is not a priority and b) you get to have BLOODY GREAT TEETH!

February 29, 2004

Painless

This story gets more gruesome as it goes on. A little girl is born without the ability to feel pain. Sounds "cool" eh? Right, Mr. 2,000 piercings, Jim-Rose-Sideshow person? Howabout the fact that she scratched out her eyeball, quite unawares? Brrrr.

The Girl Who Feels No Pain
Gabby Gingras has a disease so rare she's the only person her parents and doctors can find in the U.S. suffering from it. Like any other three-year-old, Gabby takes her share of slips and falls. Her reaction to each is predictable — at least for her family.

For no matter how hard Gabby hits the ground, she will not shed a single tear. Hard as it is to fathom Gabby Gingras feels no pain. There is no cure, nor will she outgrow it.

"She fell down the stairs the other day in the garage," her dad says. "She just picked herself up and started climbing up the stairs again like nothing had happened."

"She never cried," her mother adds.

By way of Metafilter.

February 25, 2004

Most vegetables are not vegetables

Steve Cook, who does somethingorother in the Biology department at the Imperial College of London wants you to know exactly what vegetable-looking-things are vegetables and what are not...I guess. I find these things fascinating.


Most of the time, actually. I was recently horrified when my flatmate was surprised to find out that aubergine (eggplant) is actually a fruit, and not a 'vegetable', whatever that means. Here, for the greater good and knowledge of humankind, is an exhaustive (well, it exhausted me) list of all the things made from plants you're ever likely to meet and eat, and what they actually are.

The first thing I'll clear up is that 'vegetable' is pretty much meaningless: it's not the opposite of fruit (as the aubergine thing clearly demonstrates), and it's not the opposite of plants you eat for pudding (carrot cake, courgette cake, rocket and raspberry salad, etc.), and it's not savoury plant products either (sweetcorn, anybody?). Vegetable doesn't really seem to mean anything, so unfortunately, we will have to leave the cosy world of fruit and vegetables, and get our heads round some nasty botanical concepts, like the difference between a leaf and a flower, and some even nastier words. Nevermind, on we plough regardless...


It's a computer! It's a PDA! It's an unwatchable ad!

Admittedly the new OQO computer is one of the smallest 20GB PCs I've ever seen, and the keyboard should bring back memories of the ZX Spectrum. But OQO's Promotional Quicktime has to contain the most annoying use of motion graphics I've seen in some time. My eyes hurt after watching it, and not because the screen is small.

February 23, 2004

Charles Baudelaire's Fleurs du Mal

A nicely organized online version of Baudelaire's Fleurs du Mal. All four editions are here, along with censored poems, in French and in an assortment of English translations. Goodness gracious me.

February 11, 2004

Spalding Gray: Vanishing Point

The only in-depth article on Spalding Gray's disappearance (and possible suicide) that I've read. It's depressing. Why can't we wake up in the morning and find headlines like: "Dick Cheney Disappears, Talked of Suicide, Unbearable Guilt"?

December 24, 2003

You are now 1,000,000 in line. Expected wait time: Who Knows?

Short little Quicktime of the humongous line in Ginza, Japan waiting for the nation's first Apple Store to open. Cripes.

December 14, 2003

Pinball Madness!

Apparently, they now have emulation programs for pinball machines, going all the way back to the 1950s. Unfortunately, it's only for Windows, but I'm sure somebody somewhere is figuring out a Mac port. I came of game-playing age at the beginning of the video game era, so pinball was endlessly fascinating to me. You just had to compare the graphics and hands-on feel of a machine to the early Pong and space games to figure out why I preferred pinball originally.

VPinMAME
IRPinball

From Boing Boing, of course.

James Howard Kunstler's Eyesore of the Month

A terrific site linked off Kunstler's main page in which he rips new ones in the backside of ass-backwards American architecture. Because of bad web design, it's better you start at the most recent entry and work backwards. The man's loathing and disgust at suburbia and bad civic planning tickles me, and while reading it, I was sure he was in his 30s. Turns out he's in his late 50s, which is in a way cooler.

Eyesore of the Month by James Howard Kunstler

Kunstler's main page offers links to his books and blog.

By way of Boing Boing

December 3, 2003

Now You're Flying the Friendly Skies

How cool is THIS? At last I have an airline named after me. I'm itchin' to get ahold of some gear and other trinkets emblazoned with the name.

November 10, 2003

Surrealism Lives: 70 pairs of shoes filled with butter

This later turned out to be the remains of some art project, but still, how cool is it to come across this on a hike?

Mystery surrounds 70 pairs of shoes filled with butter in woods
By The Associated Press
(10/10/03 - STOCKHOLM, Sweden) A couple hiking in the mountains of far northern Sweden found 70 pairs of shoes, all filled with butter. Officials have no idea who put the shoes there, or why.

A provincial spokesman says the buttered footwear ranges from sneakers to boots. There are even butter-filled high heels and tap shoes. Each contains about a pound of butter.

The province spokesman says they'd like to catch the person who did it and make them clean it up. He says it's going to create quite a mess when the butter starts to spoil.

Officials say they'll wait for snow, so they can get a snowmobile into the area.

September 29, 2003

Man and cat reunited after 10 years (September 26, 2003)

NEWS.com.au | Man and cat reunited after 10 years (September 26, 2003)

September 12, 2003

PCs Get Extreme Makeovers

For those with a lot of time on their hands, consider giving your bland PC box a beautiful Extreme Makeover. I particularly like the dual use coffee machine/PC.

By way of Boing Boing

September 3, 2003

The Key to Furni

Well, there goes my fantasy that all IKEA names are actually rude words. This article in the German magazine Stern decodes the system for naming things in IKEA. Book shelves are named after occupations, bathroom articles are named after Scandinavian seas, rivers, and bays. And so much more. You are linking to the Babelfish translation of the page, so some things are a bit funny sounding, not unlike IKEA furniture.
By way of Boing Boing

August 30, 2003

Error 404, punchcard style

The Earliest Known 404 Error

Drill King Anthology

Holy Moses and the Tournament of Roses! Not many people survive being impaled through the head by an 18-inch long, 1 1/2 inch thick drill bit, but this guy did. (Includes fascinating X-Ray pic).

Splitting Headache: Man survives horrific construction accident

Truckee resident Ron Hunt, who has been dubbed 'Miracle Man' by friends, survived being impaled through the eye with an 18-inch long, 1 1/2-inch diameter chip auger drill bit.
While using a drill above his head on Aug. 15, the six-foot ladder he was standing on started to wobble, Hunt's nephew Ben Hunt said. 'The ladder started to 'walk' on him,' Ben said. 'He lost his balance and threw the drill down - which is normal for us (construction workers).'
Then, he fell off the ladder face-first and onto the drill, which went through his right eye and out his skull, just above his right ear. According to Ben, doctors told him the drill pushed his brain aside, rather than impaling it, which could have caused further - and most likely vastly more extensive - damage."

By way of Metafilter

August 21, 2003

Completely stoopid on several levels

Okay, not as funny as the time I mistook a human head for bacon (though by now I think that particular Denny's should have gone out of business!), but this is one of the few times that art has made a criminal repent.

BBC NEWS: Bacon mistaken for human head

Police have apologised to an artist after raiding his home when an artwork made out of bacon was mistaken for a human head.

Richard Morrison, 37, of Wavertree, Liverpool, returned home to find his door had been kicked in by police with a search warrant.

They had been acting on a tip off from a criminal who had broken into the artist's home just days earlier.

He told officer he had seen a human head in Mr Morrison's house.

But it was in fact a mask made from rashers of bacon, stored in formaldehyde.


By way of Haddock Directory

August 19, 2003

I don't think you can really have enough RUSSIAN ANTHEMS

Continuing in our Russian theme (check out my post over at the Spires), here's a wonderful collection of Russian Anthems for you to download. This will be a hit at any party or meeting. Or Party Meeting. To quote the site: As you can clearly see, Russian anthem technology is vastly superior to that of any other country.

August 18, 2003

Doctor decapitated by faulty elevator at hospital

So this stuff really does happen. I've often wondered if it could. Now I just run and jump into elevators when they arrive. Or take the stairs.

Doctor decapitated by faulty elevator at hospital
By PEGGY O'HARE
Copyright 2003 Houston Chronicle

Doctor was driven by compassion for indigent

An aspiring missionary doctor, who was voted by medical school classmates as the epitome of a good physician, was killed Saturday at Christus St. Joseph Hospital when an elevator malfunctioned, decapitating him, authorities said.

Hitoshi Nikaidoh, 35, of Dallas, a surgical resident at the hospital at 1919 La Branch, was stepping onto a second-floor elevator in the main building around 9:30 a.m. when the doors closed, pinning his shoulders, said Harold Jordan, an investigator with the Harris County Medical Examiner's Office. The elevator car then moved upward, severing the doctor's head, Jordan said.

Worse is that his co-worker was inside the elevator when it happened and had to stay in there with the head for an extended period before rescue workers could get her out. Brrrr.

Finally, a Reality Show I Must Apply For!

If only I had rock-hard abs, was ten years younger, and half my IQ, I'd be down for this!

Lapdance Island

By way of Metafilter

July 31, 2003

Pick that up, will you, Dierdre?

Monty Python fans will know what I'm talking about. Holy Mackerel!

Refusing help, woman gives birth aboard T
By C. Kalimah Redd and Mac Daniel, Globe Correspondent and Globe Staff, 7/31/2003
A 42-year-old Braintree woman gave birth to a baby boy while standing on an inbound Red Line train yesterday morning, refusing help from stunned passengers who heard her moan and seconds later looked down to find her baby on the floor.

Witnesses told police that Joyce M. Judge, a former nurse who later said she was on the way to a Boston hospital, kept quietly refusing help during and after the delivery.

'' `Thanks for your concern, we're OK,' '' she said, according to Chris Chin of Duxbury. Standing 4 feet away from Judge, Chin said, he saw her tie the umbilical cord in a knot and wrap the baby in a silk scarf. ''She cradled the baby in one arm and grabbed the handrail with the other and continued to ride the T and stare out the window.'' "


By way of Die Puny Humans

June 26, 2003

The Perfect Cup of Tea

We're a bit partial to good ol' British tea over here at the Compound/Clearinghouse/Deprogramming Center, but these days we use a bit of Asian ingenuity to get our hot water with the perpetual boiler. However this BBC Photo Instruction Page is telling us how to really make a trad cuppa. I'm not too sure I agree with the "milk first" rule, especially because 1) I use tea bags and 2) I'm a bad judge of the future milk/tea ratio. Still, if you're curious, here's how you really should do it.

June 25, 2003

We're Going to Hack the Chalice!


Many fans of the Atari 2600 console from the '80s consider Adventure the finest game that company created. Minimal sound effects, moebius mazes, dragons that looked like ducks (and kinda like microscopes when you killed them), a sword that was a big arrow, and mostly...just...silence, made this a mesmerizing winner.

I guess it would have happened sooner or later, but not only are Atari nostalgia geeks making their own games in their own cartridges but some guy has gone and hacked Adventure so it now has more levels, more mazes, more everything. Crazy, man, crazy.
Lastly, some group called Naked Intruder has made a mini-album of industrial metal-type music all from Atari 2600 sounds. (We'd prefer somebody to have a go at something ambient.)
All found at Atari Age

June 23, 2003

Outlook Not So Good

After about five fortunes from a "Magic 8-Ball," I usually begin to wonder instead what makes the thing work. Wouldn't you love to take one apart? Sure you have. The Inscrutable 8-Ball Revealed

After about five fortunes from

After about five fortunes from a "Magic 8-Ball," I usually begin to wonder instead what makes the thing work. Wouldn't you love to take one apart? Sure you have. The Inscrutable 8-Ball Revealed

February 17, 2003

Whether you have a yin

Whether you have a yin or a yang you'll enjoy these links. The first is to Cynthia Plaster Caster's collection of rock star penises, mostly weird, flaccid representations of the biggest cocks in showbiz (there's something about plunging your member into cold plaster that stops a stiffy in its tracks).
Meanwhile, over at The Spectator there's a great essay by Betty Dodson about the bait-and-switch sham that is The Vagina Monologues, which is close to my take on the subject. That is, it's very easy to make women feel bad about sexual violence in the world; it's difficult to make them feel good about themselves. In art, despair is easy, love is hard.
Warning: The Vagina Monologues essay link features an actual photo of an actual vagina (with an actual vibrator near it), but I think you people are sensible adults and have seen one before (you may even have one). Both links by way of the most excellent Daze Sex Blog

February 9, 2003

Many decades ago, sweatshirts


Many decades ago, sweatshirts were made with a different process than today. Try on an old sweatshirt from the '40s and chances are it will still be very soft. Now the only place that still makes 'em the traditional way, using the old machines is a tiny company in the snowy north of Japan. Come take a virtual tour at Loopwheeler.

February 6, 2003

Just as I was finding

Just as I was finding it hard to believe that so many people are swallowing Colin Powell's "evidence" against Iraq, I came across this piece of lunacy:
Catholics Flock to Fence-Post Virgin Mary

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Catholics in the Australian city of Sydney are flocking to pray at a fence post at Coogee beach which they believe projects an image of the Virgin Mary.

Yes, it looks like the Virgin Mary--if you have glaucoma.

February 5, 2003

Goodbye Cruel World Wide Web

Goodbye Cruel World Wide Web
A 21-year-old by the name of Brandon Vedas was bragging on his IRC chat about how "hardcore" he was, while he injested a druggie cocktail of Klonopin, Methadone, Restoril and Inderal, along with side orders of marijuana and 151-proof rum. His baffled chatroom buddies egged him on until he stopped typing and slumped over in his chair. A small debate then raged about calling 911 (seeings many knew him personally), but most worried about getting the guy busted for having some pot on him. That's what friends are for! Now, he's dead. How hardcore is that?
You can read the chat transcript, which reads like Dada poetry, here.
Watch as local Arizona politicians seek to outlaw IRC, the Internet, Web cams, keyboards, etc. "what about the children?" etc. etc.

January 17, 2003

The U.S. media have all

The U.S. media have all seemed to have quietly looked over the outbursts of Shaq O'Neal, failed rapper, multi-gazillion dollar orange-ball shunter, and now racist slur ejaculator. When a white guy makes a slur about a black guy, it's a big scandal. When a black guy makes a slur about an Asian it's...?

APA Community Should Tell Shaquille O

Le Mans Crash 55

This web reprint of a 1955 Life Magazine article details the death-filled results of the horrific '55 LeMans Crash. This is the reason they now have barriers between the race cars and the crowd. J.G. Ballard might be interested in the description below.

As the race entered its third hour the cars were breaking records at every lap when Jaguar Driver Mike Hawthorn received a signal from his pit crew to stop for gas. As he braked, an Austin-Healey swerved to avoid him. A few lengths behind, Levegh raised his hand, signaling another Mercedes to slow up. At 150 mph he had no chance to do so himself.

Photo from Wilko's Healy Page
Hitting the Healey, the Mercedes took off like a rocket, struck the embankment beside the track, hurtled end over end and then disintegrated over the crowd. The hood decapitated tightly jammed spectators like a guillotine. The engine and front axle cut a swath like an artillery barrage. And the car's magnesium body burst into flames like a torch, burning others to death. In a few searing seconds 82 people were dead and 76 were maimed. Hawthorn, though unnerved, went on to win and set a new record. But few spectators had the enthusiasm to cheer.

Linked from Meme Pool

January 16, 2003

Props to the Boss

When I was in high school, I was in a rock band (I was lead screamer). On a few of our songs we used a drum machine, hoping to sound like those Roland 808s we heard on rap records. The closest we could get was a Boss Dr. Rhythm DR-55. Now you can try your hand at a Virtual DR-55 and relive the tinny sound.

Here's a distressing report about

Here's a distressing report about The End of Bananas as We Know Them


LONDON (Reuters) - It is one of the world's favorite fruits, but the banana hasn't had sex in years and its days may be are numbered.

Without scientific help the sterile, seedless fruit could disappear with 10 years, according to a Belgian plant pathologist.

Emile Frison, the head of the International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain in Monpellier, France, said the fruit lacks the genetic diversity to fight off diseases and pests that are plaguing banana plantations and only biotechnology and genetic manipulation may be able to save it.



Photo from World Food Habits Bibliography
Future inventions: Banana Viagra, Banana Hookers, Banana Sex Therapist

AfroKen!



The part of me that is secretly a 14-year-old Japanese schoolgirl really loves Afro Ken, the mascot whose hair adapts, chameleon-like, to whatever he sidles up to. And now there's this, the proud winners of the Afro Ken Look-a-like Competition. How cool is that?

However, you could take collecting cute character products to an extreme, say Band-Aids. At least they're not used Band-Aids. Eww.

January 14, 2003

Don't Go to Vatican City

There are plenty of places I'd like to live. But I one place I certainly don't want to step foot in