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My review of the latest production at SBCC, as it appeared in the News-Press:

Unfriendly Fire
Gulf War drama suffers script weaknesses
Mark Medoff's "Gunfighter: A Gulf War Chronicle," which opens Santa Barbara City College Theatre Group's fall theater season, is based on the true story of Lt. Col. Ralph Hayles, whose career was ruined in a friendly-fire incident during the 1991 conflict.
Despite the apparent culpability of others higher up, and the number of similar incidents that went unpunished, Lt. Col. Hayles was singled out, his life made miserable by the media upon his return home. Through the help of an investigative journalist, Rob Johnson from the Wall Street Journal, Lt. Col. Hayles was allowed to clear his name just before the Army reneged on his retirement funds.
It's a classic story of the little man scapegoated for the sins of the higher-up, and a mainstay of war drama.
Mr. Medoff, best-known for writing "Children of a Lesser God," wrote a screenplay based on Lt. Col. Hayles' story, and Jonathan Demme was set to direct. But Mr. Demme dropped out and the project went cold, leaving Mr. Medoff to turn the leftover script into a play.
Unfortunately, "Gunfighter" plays as exactly that -- a frustrated screenplay. It jumps and cuts hyperactively, covers the stage with a cast of nearly 30, throws up projected video screens, overlays sound effects and heavy metal music a la "Top Gun" over already chaotic scenes. Underneath all this, the story of Lt. Col. Hayles (renamed Jack Hackett and played by Pete Gifford) begins to slide away from us and becomes muddled.
Mr. Medoff has turned the male reporter who uncovered Lt. Col. Hayles' story after the fact into Erin Seidman (Tiffany Story), who follows the opening days of the war as a network pool reporter. It's her reporting of the incident, based on the army's lies and her own prejudice, that helps condemn Hackett.
But in the second half of the play she becomes an investigative reporter, who sets out to clear the name of the man she besmirched, centering on a black-box video recording that will show what really happened. The script gives Erin some father issues to deal with, as she can't play the romantic interest, Hackett being the good soldier and faithful husband to Anna (Julie Anne Ruggieri).
The bad guy here is Col. Wayland Patterson (Jon Zucker), who takes credit for the success of those under his command, and hangs the same out to dry when he makes a mistake. But he is so obviously bad from the beginning that we spend a lot of "Gunfighter" waiting for Erin and Hackett to realize who is really guilty here.
Mr. Medoff uses a "Thin Blue Line"-like structure, returning to the incident in question (the moment Hackett's Apache helicopter fired upon ground troops by mistake), but foregrounding different layers of sound each time, from the cockpit to the command center. It's an interesting device, but performed here in a gale of noise that makes each version more similar than different.
The director is Katie Laris, whose production last semester of "Real Women Have Curves" was a tight ensemble piece for five women in a small location. Here, on the large stage of the Garvin Theatre, she seems lost trying to direct this huge cast and force the audience's eye where it needs to go. Instead, we are often distracted by events elsewhere and miss vital developments in the plot.
Even allowing for the number of majors, colonels, lieutenants and other upright members of the armed forces in the cast, the acting is stiff and pained at times. But no wonder when Mr. Medoff's script gives us cardboard instead of flesh and blood, and only affords its minor characters one or two lines without any context.
These are character types, not characters: the alcoholic wife of career army man Col. Patterson; the "loose cannon" wingman "Lash" LaRue; the faithful wife and the TV special scenes of marital conflict. Mr. Gifford is believable as Hackett, while Ms. Story's character starts arch and condescending and has a hard time developing from that.
Neither anti-war nor pro-, the play supports the troops and seeks the truth, similar to the numerous calls to provide our current army with proper body armor and working technology in the face of administration stonewalling and a narcoleptic media.
"Gunfighter" is an interesting, though unsuccessful, choice to open the season, and the topic is betrayed by its screenplay shenanigans. But to paraphrase U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, you go to theater with the script you have.

I'm going to be poor this year end. What with the Talking Heads reissues, Sony/BMG in the UK have at last got around to remastering the Eurythmics catalog, and including all sorts of bonus tracks and such. I'm a big fan of the entire Sweet Dreams album, most of Touch (except for Here Comes the Rain Again, which I heard too much growing up), and--despite what critics say--Savage. But hold on--where's the 1984 soundtrack and the extra dub tracks from TouchDance? Oh well. But I'm sure the remasters will sound great--the CD releases date from the late '80s and have virtually no bass.
But I'm just talking about Chaucer.
Lyrics to Shaft translated to Middle English. To one who studied Chaucer for my A-Levels and wound up writing in Middle English for a while, this is giggle-inducing.
A Townie's TaleWha be tha blake prevy lawe
That bene wantoun too alle tha feres?
SHAFT!
Ya damne righte!Wha be tha carl tha riske is hals wolt
Fro is allye leve?
SHAFT!
Konne ye?Wha be tha carl wha ne wolden flee
Whan peril bene all aboughte?
SHAFT!
Verray!Alle clepe tha carl ane badde mooder-
SOFTE!
Speken of Shaft bene I.
THAN KONNE ALLES WE!He be a man konne unnethes
Namo save is mayde konnes im.
JOHN SHAFT!
Bumrocks is an mp3 blog that posts a single mp3 every couple of days or so. The tracks are either spacerock circa 1978 or retro new stuff that sounds like 1978 in all the good ways (Moogs, Clavinets, oh my). It certainly is filling my head up with good stuff this last month. Try Metropolitain by Hydravion, as an example, light up a spliff, and don those 'phones, man. All tracks stay up for about a month.
So, wait. Does this mean the mother slept with...A CHICKEN???
BBC Tributes left for a dead chickenHey, you tell that to the poor mother. Precious.Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus.
A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool.
Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised that it was not a human but a chicken foetus.
Well-wishers had laid more than a dozen bunches of flowers at the scene, along with cards and teddy bears.
One of the cards read: "RIP Little Baby. Safe in the arms of Jesus. From someone who is a loving mother xxxx."
Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".
Somebody on Flickr posted a short set some months back when a commercial film crew drop thousands of rubber bouncy balls down a street in San Francisco. This mass bouncy ball madness was one of my childhood dreams realized! Finally, the commercial was released (it's for a Sony LCD monitor) and you can see it here.
I get so much music these days, either buying, dowloading, or ripping, that I think I should just list it. I won't even begin to list individual tracks.
Boards of Canada - The Campfire Headphase
The Kinks - The Ultimate Collection (2 CDs - What's with all these Kinks comps and no Village Green excerpts?)
Carl Cox - Back to Mine (Cox chose the tracks on this mix CD, downtempo funky stuff, which all flows well, except for a rap song dropped in there.)
Actually, that's it for this week!
Hilarious. The Bush Motorcade snarls traffic, delays everybody, and worse of all ruins a Kindergarten's field trip to the theater. Ho ho ho.
Bush Motorcade Leaves Other Folks FumingOne hundred Brentwood kindergartners, many dressed in costumes, were all set to go see "The Wizard of Oz" on Friday when their first-ever field trip was blocked by the nation's 43rd president.
They never got to see the wizard.
[snip]
For the children of Kenter Canyon Elementary who had planned to see "The Wizard of Oz" at Pepperdine University, their buses were 90 minutes late. They missed the last performance and will not be given a rain check on $6 tickets.
Here's the most excellent music video for Elbow's "Leaders of the Free World", one of my favorite songs at the moment. The video doesn't disappoint, with Tron meeting Empire Strikes Back meets, well, I dunno, but the band all wear fake moustaches. File size is about 18mb, but oh so worth it.
Love letter to George Romero disguised as an Onion article.
Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie AttackFederal Undead Management Agency spokesperson Dr. Sheena Aurora downplayed the ZPI report, arguing that zombies move slowly and can be easily overpowered. Aurora advised citizens to look over their shoulders frequently, adding that a large shopping mall can serve as a "long-term, even fun" refuge from zombies.
First of all, I loved seeing DeLay's arrest photo today--keep smiling, bucky! You'll need it! Second, James Moore breaks down the Plame Case over at the Huffington Post with a most excellent article on an event I hope with flush away some of these evil turds in der White House.
The Most Important Criminal Case in American HistoryWe may stand witness to a definitive American moment of democracy. The son of a New York doorman probably has in his hands, in many ways, the fate of the republic. Because far too many of us know and are aware of the crimes committed by our government in our name, we are unlikely to settle for a handful of minor indictments of bureaucrats. The last thing most of us believe in is the rule of law. We do not trust our government or the people we have elected but our constitution is still very much alive and we choose to believe that destiny has placed Patrick Fitzgerald at this time and this place in our history to save us from the people we elected. If the law cannot get to the truth of what has happened to the American people under the Bush administration, then we all may begin to hear the early death rattles of history’s greatest democracy.
Narnack
2005
At last a new Fall album! American label Narnack picked the group up and for the first time the U.S. release appears before the British. I don't know if it's the American engineers, but this album plain out rocks more than any album the group has done. (The last one, the UK "Real New Fall Album" had absolutely no bass on it). I mean, on "What About Us," when the bass kicks in, the Fall sound seriously heavy and hard, man. Woo! The album opener "Ride Away" is one of the weakest on the album, though--absolutely mystifying why they chose this to start with. (Although, as with most dull Fall songs, there's one redeeming feature. For "Ride Away" its when Mark E. Smith says "Hey hey" as if he's just realized he's in a dumb song.
But that's what I love about the Fall--the wry smile that cracks across the face when Mr. Smith gets in a good line, or a particularly tweaked delivery. The "WHUP!" on "YouWanna" or the "BaBaBaBa" on "What About Us".
The centerpiece is the seven-minute "Blindness," which is the heaviest slab of Fall prole art threat they've laid down since "Big New Prinz". I don't know if I prefer it to the thumping Peel Session version (as it omits the classic line "You expected-ah Aristotle Onassis. But instead, you got Mr. James Fennings, of Prestwick, in Cumbria!"). But then again, Smith quotes his own "Chicago Now" much to my delight. And the additional synth chords started to remind me of Faust, which is never a bad thing.
Then there's the cover of the Move's "I Can Hear the Grass Grow", which is one of the best covers they've done in some time (recently the covers have been the least interesting songs, such as "Houston" and whatever the songs were on "Are You Are Missing Winner," which I never listen to).
Not everything works, of course. The opening song, of course--although it might have if placed somewhere else, or thrown into shuffle play. "Early Days of Channel Fuhrer" is just okay, and "Trust in Me," which sounds like "Gross Chapel," but played very fast, would be excellent if only Mark E. Smith sang on it. Why end the album with this band piece, I wonder?
Overall, though...bloody top darts!
ALSO: There's a good Fall interview (and excellent photo) over at Pitchfork.
Hmm, maybe I've found my Christmas present: Talking Heads Brick. The entire Talking Heads catalog remastered in CD and DVD 5.1 audio versions. The original Sire CDs were actually pretty good, so I'm hoping that these better be "revelatory" to justify the rerelease...
From this Sunday's News-Press:
Hot Young Thing: No, fans, I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about LibraryThing! If you like the Web and have a huge library of books, this may be the socializing software for you. Designed by Tim Spaulding, LibraryThing allows you to replicate your home library online. Once up, you can see people who share your tastes, post reviews, browse your collection and those of others, chat with people, and all sorts of things.
Before, I was about to catalog my collection with database software that would have resided on my computer only. But with LibraryThing I get the same functionality and the interconnectivity of the Web.
What I really like about the service is the ease with which I was able to build my library database. The easiest way to find your exact book is by typing in the ISBN number, but the site can also search by author and title, presenting an array of different editions. I pushed its search abilities a lot with my first 150 books. To my surprise, I only had to manually enter five. LibraryThing was able to find all my Japanese books and British books. I was impressed. Plus, if it finds it on Amazon, it will add cover graphics.
There is a little fee: After the first 200 books, it costs a lifetime membership of . . . drum roll . . . $10. I say this is worth it, just to thank Mr. Spaulding for creating this bibliophile's dream. Check it out at www.librarything.com and check out my own shelf at: http://www.librarything.com/catalog/tedmills.
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I managed to sneak in one last day at the Planned Parenthood book sale, now, a dim memory from that very warm September we had. In the company of my good friend Mr. C, we took one last trawl through the sale tables that still did not show any sign of depletion. With eight hours to go, what would happen to all these books?
Now, visiting the sale in the company of such a learned friend is a bit like visiting a museum with an art historian. Mr. C has years on me, and those years were spent compulsively devouring books. "This is excellent . . . you should read this . . . Just get this one, trust me. . . ."
In 45 minutes, I had a box filled with an eclectic winter reading list, books mostly wrapped in gloriously arty and artistic 1950s cover designs.
Comic observation of the day: There were a lot of copies of Bill Bennett's "Book of Virtues" kicking around. I didn't look to see if they had that new chapter on genocide, but nobody was buying anyway.
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Finally. Thanks, whoever you are, for returning "The Ticket That Exploded."
Cheers!
Dir. Martin Scorcese
2004
Or Why Should I Care About Rich People with Mental Illness?
Martin Scorcese's Oscar-nominated, Oscar-designed biopic of Howard Hughes, sticks to what Hollywood thinks "works" in such a film, while it tries occasionally to undermine its self-achievement, feelgood ending. But mostly it reminded me that I don't really like biopics, and I don't really care too much about the woes of billionaires, and there is something empty at the heart of the film and its Hughes' character. Geoffrey O'Brien made a big hoohah in Film Comment about this time last year about the film, praising it for exactly that: the reclusive, germ phobic Hughes won't conform to the demands on the sort of narrative the story sets out. Well, that's a bit "meta" as criticism, I suppose.
There are a few good things here, and they've been duly noted elsewhere--Cate Blanchett's Katherine Hepburn is fabulous (I'd much rather follow her story) and the crash of the F-16 into Beverly Hills (burn, baby, burn!) is just the type of visceral sequence Scorcese loves to pull off. But again, this scene is exactly my problem with the picture. I feel less for Hughes, who should have turned back earlier and possibly saved the plane, than for the people whose houses he's destroying (unless, of course, they were rich bastards too, ho ho ho, see above comment).
My friend Jon went so far to call the film right wing, mostly due to its celebration of unfettered wealth, its promotion of free trade unhampered by government interference, and, most damagingly, its distrust of the intellectual class, as portrayed in the scene where Hughes dines with the extended Hepburn family. Hughes is portrayed as the underdog, as if he'd come from his nothing and made his fortune. The Hepburns are portrayed as the idle rich, intelligensia who talk about yucky things like modern art and poetry. In real life, Hughes' father was a Harvard educated oil and drill bit businessman--and who made the fortune that Hughes inherited when he was a teenager. Hepburn's mother was a suffragette and formed a womens' rights group that eventually morphed into Planned Parenthood. Her father was a urologist who was involved in making the threat of venereal disease a public issue, not one of shame. Progressives both, but, you know, not hands-on flyin' machine builders like Hughes. But again, why should I really care about Howard Hughes? Because, despite mental illness, he still spent a lot of money and got the Spruce Goose up in the air, once, for about a mile?
Great cinematography (although a bit too much with the two-tone business), but surprisingly jarring editing from Scorcese's stalwart Thelma Schoonmaker (she won an Oscar for it, what do I know.)
One of my favorite and most influential writers, Harold Pinter just won the Nobel Prize for Literature. Not only do his plays explore the frightening recesses of the modern mind, but the man loathes Bush with a passion. Good on ya!
My review of Saturday night's performance of "Turn of the Screw" in Ventura just got published in ye olde NewsPress.
TURN, TURN, TURN
James' classic ghost story chills
For many of us who have encountered Henry James' "The Turn of the Screw," it most probably was in senior-year English.
And for many of us, it was plodding, full of long, long digressive sentences that feel like the main verb has upped and left, tired of waiting.
Yet, in many ways, the story's influence continues to be felt a full century after its initial publication. Alejandro Amen‡bar's film "The Others" kept the main elements, but remixed them into a modern ghost story. The two-player adaptation at the Rubicon Theatre reintroduces this tale of madness, sifting out the story from the prose. It leaves the ambiguity of the original intact even as it introduces several more levels of unanswered questions.
Playwright Jeffrey Hatcher's tactic is to tell James' story through the restrictions of two actors. Faline England (last seen here in "All My Sons") plays "the Lady," a young, excitable governess employed by a mysterious bachelor to look after his niece and nephew at a remote estate called Bly. James O'Neil (Rubicon's artistic director) takes on three of the remaining roles: the hunched-over housekeeper, Mrs. Grose; the seductive bachelor; and the 10-year-old nephew, Miles. The mute niece, Flora, is indicated, assumed, and described. Being silent, she is more a manifestation of the Lady's mind.
There are two additional characters, whom we also never see -- the ghosts of the former governess, Miss Jessel, and her lover, Peter Quint. Victims of a doomed love affair, the Lady begins to understand they have returned to claim the souls of the two children.
The Lady compares Bly's estate to Hamlet's Elsinore, and so these ghostly visits have their classical antecedents. Depending on the interpretation, Hamlet similarly is given a mission that may look to outsiders like madness. So it is with the Lady, who must save the souls of the children. Only, we begin to wonder exactly who these children are and why the Lady's love for them seems overzealous.
For the Freudians, there is much to sink your analyzing teeth into, and I suspect director Moni Yakim is one with the cigar-is-not-just-a-cigar crowd. The Lady's repressed sexuality is apparent in her first scene, a seduction more than a job interview. She seems ready to bear children, not just look after them.
The bachelor sets the rules: no contact with him, no matter what happens. Yet, it's not long after meeting Miles that the young charge is insisting that the Lady request the bachelor come visit. From the ghostly couple to the strange sibling relationship, not to mention the allusions to Adam and Eve in the garden ("all stories start in the garden," the narrator says), the Lady is a character in need of a counterpart. But she has her own story to tell, one in which she is heroine and savior, selfless mother-substitute, fearful but righteous Christian. It's not one in which a man takes a central role.
Yet by casting Mr. O'Neil to act opposite Ms. England, (besides playing three roles, he delivers sound effects and narration), Mr. Yakim keeps the troubling male energy in the Lady's vision. Miles speaks beyond his years about topics he shouldn't know things about. The Lady believes Peter Quint corrupted the child unspeakably before his death, but then again. . . .
An impressive sound design by David Beaudry delivers the chills and creates echoing, sepulchral space in the rather comfy confines of the Rubicon. Designed to deliver frights, the play sometimes resorts to "boo" scares -- loud noises, screams -- but keeps the cheap effects sparse. Tom Buderwitz's minimal set design -- a few Gothic arches and a series of trees that look very Gahan Wilson-esque -- allows the actors free range.
It sometimes is a bit difficult to identify where they are in any particular scene, but we are never at a loss as to who they are. Both Ms. England and Mr. O'Neil are powerful forces, throwing themselves fully into their roles.
Rather than a cheap twist ending or a pat explanation, which we have come to expect from our ghostly entertainment these days, "The Turn of the Screw" ends with death, identity crisis, madness and unanswered questions that rise not out of bad plotting but perception and psychology.
(photo by NICK WEISSMAN)
Thanks to Mr. C for the quote:
For in a community in which the ties of family, of caste, of class, and craft fraternities no longer exist people are far too much disposed to think exclusively of their own interests, to become self-seekers practicing a narrow individualism and caring nothing for the public good. Far from trying to counteract such tendencies despotism encourages them, depriving the governed of any sense of solidarity and interdependence; of good-neighborly feelings and a desire to further the welfare of the community at large. It immures them, so to speak, each in his private life and, taking advantage of the tendency they already have to keep apart, it estranges them still more. Their feelings toward each other were already growing cold; despotism freezes them.
Since in such communities nothing is stable, each man is haunted by a fear of sinking to a lower social level and by a restless urge to better his condition. And since money has not only become the sole criterion of a man’s social status but has also acquired an extreme mobility—that is to say is changes hands incessantly, raising or lowering the prestige of individuals and families—everybody is feverishly intent on making money or, if already rich, on keeping his wealth intact. Love of gain, a fondness for business careers, the desire to get rich at all costs, a craving for material comfort and easy living quickly become the ruling passions under a despotic government. [xiii]Alexis de Tocqueville
The Old Régime and the French Revolution (1856)
(translated by Stuart Gilbert, 1955)
Doubleday Anchor Books, 1955
Russell Davies has been documenting the vanishing English Cafe for a few years now on his two blogs. Now it seems his paean to the classic British slap-up meal, eggbaconchipsandbeans, is to be turned into a book. I know I want a copy, not just for its celebration of this utilitarian meal, but for his enthusiastic writing:
Because chips are extraordinarily delicious. One of the most compelling and bewitching substances known to man. It’s such a beautiful thing (and perhaps evidence of the existence of God) that the humble, tedious potato can be transformed, by the simple addition of heat and fat, into this delightful piece of sensory heaven. And that’s a mystical process yet to be adequately explained by human science. Let’s face it, if fat and heat normally made for bewitching beauty the beaches of Benidorm would be very different places.
And then this passage:
Imagine your ebcb is made up of the members of Queen.Roger Taylor (the drummer) is your bacon. Essential. Got to have it. Makes a difference if its bad but even brilliant drumming (or bacon) will only get you so far. You can appreciate a drum solo for about 30 seconds after that it goes rapidly downhill; likewise a meal that’s entirely bacon. (I know, I’ve tried the Atkins diet.)
John Deacon (the bassist) is your beans. Again, essential. Again, it’s got to be right; but it’s hard to screw it up and even a magnificent contribution is only so good.
Brian May (the guitarist and Anita Dobson spouse and look-alike) is the egg. It’s a bit flashy. It can do a lot of different things, and for a while it can make a real difference, but it can’t sustain your attention for long. Man cannot live on eggs alone. (I know, I’ve tried the Atkins diet.)
Freddie Mercury is the chips. Or was. He made the difference. He made them sound like Queen. Queen with George Michael sounded moly like George Michael. Queen with that new old bloke from Free just sound like a band with some bloke from Free. The chips make the difference.
When you bring in Queen, you know you're in prime Brit territory. You can advance order the book here.
Hey, to the twat-faced coward who dented my driver door sometime early this morning...I hope your shlong drops off. And if you already don't have a shlong, I hope you grow one. Arrrgh.
Yeh, so, uh, how long did that take? Four days, people. Four days to get up on a new server, reconfigure my database and my email.
At one point I was running two help desk chats at the same time with two different companies (ipowerweb, my host, and spamarrest, my spam blocker) while being on the phone to Verizon Online (my ISP). Major frustrations included:
1) Not having a reliable FTP program--or server, I dunno. It would drop the upload connection every couple of minutes, making transferring 250mb of info (not a lot, I know) take something like 4 hours.
2)Not understanding that, though my settings stayed the same, I would still have to erase all my accounts and reload them. This took a while to figure out.
3)Following the tutorials for backing up and re-importing a MySQL database to the letter, then finding an error message on upload. "Line 2048: Error: Unclosed quote" or some such malarkey. Holy crap! Ipowerweb techies of the highest level had to step in and figure it out.
4) Worrying that I missed four days of important, business-related email. Seriously.
You might not even notice (I hope not), but I am going to move servers on iPowerweb.com to take advantage of their new admin software VDeck. Mostly this means for you people that my email may bounce back to you. If so, you can always send it to my gmail (if you know me, you know this address...). In the meantime, here's a photo of a kitten performing opera.

The guy who runs The Cartoonist and his friend have just started a new blog called Beerwise. It's all about beer, pubs, drinking, beer, and beer. Great logo, too.
My latest column from the News-Press (sorry, their own links last for 7 days only):
BOOK CLUB CONFIDENTIAL
So we're kickin' into fall, or what the two-syllable crowd likes to call "autumn."
Your summer reading is finished. You got sand all over the dust jacket. You dropped "Anna Karenina" into the bathtub by accident and now the bleedin' thing has twice as many pages. You took a break from your book club because everybody was out on their brief American vacations driving, driving, driving somewhere. Or you went silly and added way too much to your towering "to be read" stack.
Don't feel bad. We all do it. In fact, I just cleaned up the house and found that I was subconsciously squirreling away books just so my stack wouldn't go so high. And now I've put them all in one place, I'm going to need a ladder. What was I thinking?
Indeed, what was I thinking when I attended the Planned Parenthood Used Book Bonanza, I mean, sale, at Earl Warren recently? Keep buying books, I said to myself, and one day my room will look just like this place.
I did, however, manage to snag a first edition of William S. Burroughs' "Interzone" (thanks to book sale organizer Stephanie Sada for looking out for me), which made up for the fact that, yes, someone in the county still has that copy of "The Ticket That Exploded" overdue at the library and I still have it on reserve. Come on, whoever you are, you broke my summer rhythm!
If you made an even better find at the sale, one that made you gasp in amazement, please drop me a line at the e-mail address below. I'll print the best one in the next column.
Now, if you're stuck with what to read this fall in your book clubs, UCSB's Arts & Lectures has a slew of literary people coming to town. Read a book, go interrogate the author. I guarantee you'll be asking the best question that night. The short list (author and book) for the season: Kathy Gannon, "I Is for Infidel -- From Holy War to Holy Terror" (Tuesday); Howard Zinn, "A People's History of the United States" (Thursday); Ha Jin, "War Trash" (Oct. 16; see Lin Rolens' review above); Marjane Satrapi, "Persepolis" (Oct. 17); Yvon Chouinard, "Let My People Go Surfing -- The Education of a Reluctant Businessman" (Oct. 19); Dava Sobel, "The Planets -- A Solar System Journey" (Oct. 26); Alexander McCall Smith, "The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency" (Nov. 5); Alan Lightman "The Discoveries -- The Great Breakthroughs in 20th-Century Science" (Nov. 28).
Yes, Alexander McCall Smith is coming to town! Will the man be swamped by a mass convergence of book club members? I'm also looking forward to Marjane Satrapi's talk. If you liked "Reading Lolita in Tehran," Ms. Satrapi's graphic novel offers a similarly fresh insight.
Lastly, in a Guardian article recently, author Ian McEwan ("Atonement") gave out free books one afternoon in a park. While men acted like Mr. McEwan was trying to scam them or offer them crack, the women almost always stopped and took one, sometime several, books. They were even picky.
Says Mr. McEwan, "When women stop reading, the novel will be dead."
Ladies? E-mail me at bookclubguy@yahoo.com.