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December 29, 2004

Do Unto Others As...whatever, dude.

Juan Cole (and by extension Harris and Wright) are correct here on Holiday-meister Bush as his pathetic response to the tsunami tragedy. The Chimp is not known for his compassion, and here's more evidence of that. He doesn't care to respond, not just as a statesman, but as a human being. Apparently, he's being having a good time on the ranch, biking about, resting. Great.

Juan Cole's Informed Comment
As John F. Harris and Robin Wright of the Washington Post cannily note, US President George W. Bush has missed an important opportunity to reach out to the Muslims of Indonesia. The Bush administration at first pledged a paltry $15 million, a mysteriously chintzy response to what was obviously an enormous calamity. Bush himself remained on vacation, and now has reluctantly agreed to a meeting of the National Security Council by video conference. If Bush were a statesman, he would have flown to Jakarta and announced his solidarity with the Muslims of Indonesia (which has suffered at least 40,000 dead and rising).

Indeed, the worst-hit area of Indonesia is Aceh, the center of a Muslim separatist movement, and a gesture to Aceh from the US at this moment might have meant a lot in US-Muslim public relations. Bin Laden and Zawahiri sniffed around Aceh in hopes of recruiting operatives there, being experts in fishing in troubled waters. Doesn't the US want to outflank al-Qaeda? As it is, the president of the United States is invisible and on vacation (unlike several European heads of state), and could think of nothing better to do than announce a paltry pledge. As Harris and Wright rightly say, the rest of the world treated the US much better than this after September 11.

The last sentence is particularly important.

The New G5: Day One

Oh mah lordy, the G5 came today (the wife was home, fortunately, when FedEx turned up). I had requested free 5-day ground delivery, and it only took two days to get here, so I saved some money there.
First: It's huge and heavy. My G3 looks like an embarrassed cousin next to it, and I felt a bit sad to let the old thing go after its years of service. But remember all the bad things it wouldn't let you do, I told myself, much like a bereft guy thinks when he starts to long for and romanticize his ex-girlfriend.
I had to go into Virtual PC and grab some files I wouldn't be getting again, then I shut down the G3 and went through the G5 startup. It plays Royksopp's "Eple" when you startup the first time--a nice touch. In a few minutes it was ready to go. I had a quick look around. Ooh! Garage Band! Ooh! Graphic Converter pre-installed? Ooh! Quick Books! Ooh!
I shut down and opened the side panel to have a good look inside. I wanted to transfer my two old drives' worth of stuff over and thought I could just plug 'em in to the secondary drive bay. Oops! Nope--I would learn later that I have IDE drives and these are ATA. Shit.
I backed up my main G3 drive, then, to my LaCie drive after starting up the G3 again. The desktop picture was one of a heartbroken girl crying and playing records, which seemed to suit the mood.
I also discovered that my PCI card (Firewire card with three inputs) doesn't work in the G5--they take a different kind. I wasn't even going to try the memory--I have a feeling that ain't gonna work either.
My only complaint so far--only two Firewire 400 ports kinda sucks. I don't like to chain too much, and at the moment I have one snaking around the front to the port there.
Installed some essential stuff: Office X (which I bought about two years ago when Jessica was at CalPoly expressly for this moment), BBEdit Lite, Firefox. Spent an hour or two transferring my OS9 mailboxes to Entourage X and figuring out how to easily import all my old bookmarks into Firefox (cut and paste the HTML using BBEdit). Realized feeling at home is directly related to having my Inbox and Bookmarks near me.
Got the desktop looking like my old one and I shall be modifying some more. Computer nice and quiet...
Talked to Mom, who is ready to toss out her iMac--maybe the G3 won't be going too far then...

December 28, 2004

Russia! Turn o' the Century! In COLOR!


Wowowow! Back in the 1900's, Russian photographer Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii figured out a way of photographing in color, using three black and white photos shot simultaneously with red, blue, and green filters in place. When he projected them back, he could combine the three (much like in printing) and attain a color image. Now the Library of Congress has painstakingly recombined the original negs into simply amazing color photographs of a world few have seen except for old, grainy black and white. Looks like it was shot yesterday...damn!
The Empire That Was Russia: The Prokudin-Gorskii Photographic Record Recreated (A Library of Congress Exhibition)

December 27, 2004

Pre-delivery jitters

After five and a half years, I am finally upgrading my Mac system. I am going from a Blue'n'White 350Mhz G3 to a 2.0Ghz Dual Processor G5. Yes, I skipped out on the G4 thing entirely, much like I was able to completely miss Laserdiscs between VHS and DVD. I'll also be making the jump from OS9.2.2 to OSX 10.3.7. I do have an earlier version of OSX on a secondary drive on the G3, but I use it mostly to dabble with.

Here's a quick list of things I will be looking forward to leaving behind in the switch:

After 2001, my G3's complete inability to input an audio signal (a problem that no Mac technician, friend, local mechanic, or librarian was ever able to solve).
The G3's inability to make DVDs (in particular, .m2v files).
My system's inability to play any Windows Media Player file, whether standalone or embedded in a web page, and then having it crash IE.
Having no browser that can support GMail.
IE and Toast crashing my system.
Not being able to rip DVDs.
Not being able to use Adobe After Effects without assigning it all my memory and still having it crash my system.

Things I'm not looking forward to:
How am I going to replace all my apps?
Learning UNIX commands--having to rethink my 15+ years of Mac knowledge.
Having to let go of some of my favorite 3rd party share/freeware programs and go looking for OSX versions. For example: SoundJam, SonicWORX (still the best graphic representation of audio signal), Toast Audio Extractor (great for checking levels on homemade CD comps), Track Thief (rips damaged CDs better than any other), BeHierarchic, DiskSurveyor, and UtilityDog). If you know good OSX replacements, please leave a comment!

Things I am looking forward to:
Making DVDs!
Finishing several movie projects!
GarageBand!
Working in Audio!
iPhoto in conjuction with Flickr!
Tons of cool share/freeware I don't even know exists!
Firefox!
BitTorrent!
Limewire!
Soulseek!
Wheeeeeeeeee!

Ahem.

Anyway, I'll be keeping you updated on my progress soon enough...

Phuket Tsunami Photo Gallery by hellmut issels

The tsunami that hit Southeast Asia is just amazing in its destruction. This gallery is one of the best so far on showing just how quickly the ocean rushed in.

December 26, 2004

Civilization Versus Barbarism?

Noam Chomsky brings some holiday cheer:


But what was dramatic about Fallujah was that it was not kept secret. So you could see on the front page of the New York Times, a big picture of the first major…step in the offensive, namely the capture of the Fallujah general hospital. And there’s a picture of people lying on the ground, soldier guarding them, and then there’s a story that tells that patients and doctors were taken from – patients were taken from their beds, patients and doctors were forced to lie on the floor and manacled, under guard, and the picture described it.

The president of the United States is subject to death penalty under US law for that crime – alone. I mean that’s a grave breach of the Geneva Conventions, Geneva Conventions say explicitly and unambiguously that hospitals must be protected, hospitals and medical staff and patients must be protected by all combatants in any conflict. You couldn’t have a more grave breach of the Geneva Conventions than that.

Nightwatch

Dir: Ole Bornedal
1997
Ewan McGregor plays a law student who gets a job as a night watchman in a very spooky medical center,
where one of his nightly duties is to walk across the stiff-filled morgue and turn a key. If this building had been inspected by any state-run agency, it would have been shut down: faulty lighting, crummy-looking halls, and an open sewer nearby. Instead, this is a perfect place for a thriller. The best part of this remake of a 1994 Dutch film is the setup, where we are given a tour of the medical center and introduced to several upcoming plot points and red herrings. There's even an alarm just in case a corpse revives and needs to call for assistance. Being left alone in a big spooky place with nothing but your mind to play tricks on you guarantees some jolts, but this is a thriller, and--just as in the original--there's a serial killer out there, a number of bodies, and a young nightwatchman to frame for the murder.
There's far too much music in this film, especially when silence would have done the job, and alert viewers will guess the killer in the opening scenes. All that remains is an effective scene with a prostitute in a restaurant, Nick Nolte's weary cop (Nolte and weary like each other so much they should get married), and an early glimpse of John C. Reilly in a supporting role.

December 25, 2004

Light Sleeper

Dir: Paul Schrader
1991
Paul Schrader's film of a drug dealer trying to get on with life
though he knows it's probably passed him by, is a lighter, NewAgey-er version of his Taxi Driver, with William Defoe keeping a diary and surveying the garbage that lies in his path, metaphorically and literally (there's an interminable garbage strike that threatens to swallow New York throughout. Susan Sarandon plays his supplier, who also plans to get out and go legit with a makeup company. Pushing him to find a way out is the random appearance of his ex-wife (Dana Delaney) who knows she shouldn't get involved again. This is a city of expensive apartments and restaurants, where even a ratty apartment looks nicer than anything in Taxi Driver. But, like that film, Light Sleeper will end in blood, something to wash away the streets.
It's a very sad, hopeless movie, though the characters are more in-control and nobler. It still doesn't help them out of the hole they've dug for themselves.
The film is marred by a lack of momentum and a bloody awful song that plays throughout, which sound like Leonard Cohen crossed with Michael Bolton. It truly was cold-turkey music.

December 24, 2004

Irma Vep

Dir: Olivier Assayas
1996
I had forgotten how much of this film's ending I had ripped off for my film,
so much that when it came I sat slightly embarrassed next to my wife, who just said, "hey, it's Nowhereland!"
But it's to the credit of Assayas' film that all it took was one viewing and I immediately absorbed the ideas and lessons that the last 3 minutes teach.
That said, the film is both a love letter to Maggie Cheung (in a rubber suit! looking gorgeous!) and French film. For most of the film is about the latter and the problems of advancing the state of film from those who either want to pronounce it dead and nothing like America (the dumb journalist who interviews Cheung) or the others who want it to rehash what has come before (the remake of Les Vampires that forms the movie within the movie). Various positions are staked out, nothing gets consummated--from art to sex, life flows on continuous, and what is left is the most personal kind of film of all, an oblique experimental art piece inside a film that mixes the avant-garde with realism. All that and Luna covering "Bonnie and Clyde." I love it.

Double Vision

Dir: Kuo-fu Chen
2002
Double Vision transplants a Seven-like serial killer tale into Taiwan and a strange Daoist cult.
Victims believe themselves to be drowning or burning alive, and die appropriately. Could it be "pure evil" or some strange sort of science? Enter an American expert on serial killers (David Morse) and a workaholic cop (Tony Leung--the other one) who has been ostracized for exposing corruption. The buddy cop dynamics are out of an X-Files episode, as is the set-up, but Double Vision transcends its rather cliched beginnings and veers off into something dark and menacing. The truth here lies somewhere between science and religion, and both men are right in their own way while being wrong in more important ways (ie. those that would save lives).
I liked it more than I thought I would--a great pall of evil and corruption hung over the entire film, permeating even the police office where, supposedly, equilibrium can be found. There's even a bloody massacre of cops'n'cultists in the third act that I never expected, but which have done Peckinpah proud. Morse, who is best known for being in nearly every Stephen King tele-movie, but who I know as the cop that Bjork kills in "Dancer in the Dark," keeps his dignity throughout in a project that so desperately wants to compete with the West. But it succeeds on what makes it particularly Taiwanese: the Daoist angle, the audience's knowledge of Daoist visions of hell, and a lack of Hollywood structure near the end. Even in its sillier moments, it takes itself seriously, and manages to be chilling.

December 23, 2004

Dog Day Afternoon

Dir: Sidney Lumet
1976
Dog Day Afternoon was one of two DVDs I bought
for Abel's Christmas present (people always buy him food, not knowing what else to get him; Mom suggested DVDs), but being a used copy, we watched it before wrapping it up. Sidney Lumet's job was to take a sensationalist story (two incompetents try to rob a bank, one of whom wants the money for his lover's sex-change operation) and turn it inside out, making the outlandish universal. With Pacino, he succeeds, and then goes further into doom and despair. Sonny and Sal's attempts are funny at first, but as the day wears on and the AC and lights go out in the building, death seems right outside the door, cheered on by the bread'n'circuses New York mob.
The film now is a documentary glimpse into a New York that opened up to us only in the 70s, before being reformed and reshaped in the 80s. DDA's opening five minutes show life in the city, c. 1976 (set in 1972, nobody worries that 1976's film "A Star Is Born" hangs on a marquee). It was a move borrowed from the New Wave, and rarely seen these days, but sets up the wider context for a film that mostly takes place in two locations: inside and outside the bank. And look closely, for wandering among the crowd is Sonny's wife, who we won't see till much later--fiction intermingling with fact.
Pacino's performance is tempered here with equal doses of anger and passivity--and it's his star power that allows us entrance into the more disturbed or delusional aspects of Sonny's personality.
The film pulses along between slow pools of calm and thrashes of activity (the series of lightning fast cuts that follow Sonny's gunshot out the back window shows that you can cut quick and still be comprehensible). The script has time for dialog that exists apart from furthering the plot. And the supporting cast stand out as real people, not central casting drones (in particular the frizzy haired teller who is always doing something idiosyncratic when the camera passes over her.
Lastly, we come to identify with Sonny so much that in the end we feel his sadness when the hostages--supporting characters in Sonny's head movie--refuse to acknowledge us or him once he is arrested. He's lost his chance, his friends, his family--and mostly he's lost center stage.

The Italian Job

Dir: F. Gary Gray
20003
The Italian Job remakes the Michael Caine vehicle and though it keeps the MiniMetro,
much to Austin's delight, it ditches Italy after the opening Bond-like sequence for less interesting Los Angeles and Pittsburgh. Throw into the mix some psychobabble thread about father issues (Donald Sutherland as masterthief--it's his death that must be revenged for the rest of the film) and some attempts at light humor (mostly Seth Green), and each sort of outweighs the other. Edward Norton hangs around for a paycheck, which he admitted as much in an article around the time of the film's release. His lack of joy at being on set certainly helps his dour character, and Mark Wahlberg and Charlize Theron have as much chemistry as an underfunded inner city science class.
Still, it proceeds at a quick pace and director F. Gary Gray knows how to shoot action for the most part. Don't expect any of it to make sense, though.

December 22, 2004

BLAAAAARGH!


A selection of Chinese Public Health Posters. Oh, if only they were all as good as this one.

December 21, 2004

Happy Winter Solstice and/or Yule!

So the wacky-doo Christian Right wants to stop the secularization of Christmas? They stole it from the pagans! And today is the real deal--the shortest day of the year, the official beginning of winter, which is all based on actual events (the earth turning on an angle away from the sun) not some arbitrary date made up centuries ago and which isn't even in the Bible. Fortunately, you can keep most of your Christmas goodies and still celebrate the Solstice/Yule--these include wreaths on the door, a decorated tree, candles, even dressing up like Santa Claus (or Old Man Winter).
If you really want to get serious, here are instructions for a Roman Saturnalia, though getting a CEO to sit down with the peasant underclass may be difficult.
You may also want to make some cider for Wassailing about, perform a mummer play, or kiss under the mistletoe.
Meanwhile, the Christians did invent the folk art of Nativity Scenes (Alaskan, Lego, action figure, and dioramic) so we'll give 'em that.

December 20, 2004

Kwaidan - Lafcadio Hearn

Dover
1904 (this edition 1968)

Strange that it took an American emigre to immortalize Japanese folk tales,
writing at a time when the oral traditions he was capturing were dying out. Strange also that his Kwaidan ("odd tales") is so short, when Japan is brimming with ghost stories and monsters. Of course, there are other books in Japanese by Japanese authors of folk tales, but this is the classic, and Hearn became an honorary Japanese. Kobayashi's film of the same name tells five of these stories, but readers will spot that only three come from the "Kwaidan" volume, the rest from his other books. Hearn's insect studies are also included here--his essay on ants is particularly good, as he compares human society to the ant colony, and the colony wins. He also tries to get his mind around how humans would adapt to living with a hive/soldier ant mentality of pure selflessness, and doesn't succeed.
My friend Gerald gave this to me in 2003 on my birthday, along with The Glass Key by Hammett. I finally got around to it. In fact, I think I read it in Japan, but my memory is foggy--I surely don't remember the ants article.

Leia Bell's Rock Posters


NPR just had a report on rock poster artist Leia Bell Of course, being radio, I could only imagine what it looked like. I wasn't disappointed.

Scared of Santa?


Being scared and embarrassed of a strange man wearing a fake beard is part of what makes Christmas great. For those who thought Bad Santa was fiction, check out the dude above.
By way of J-Walk blog

December 17, 2004

Don't Let Them Be Misunderstood

A good defense/appreciation of the Beatles American albums. Either way, it's good to have these stereo versions out compared to the "mastered on wax paper" 1987 CDs that have still yet to be remastered.

WhatGoesOn.com- New Beatles Capitol box set misunderstood by critics:
It should be noted that in the early sixties, teen albums rarely sold in excess of a few hundred thousand copies. Capitol?s success with its reconfigured Beatles albums containing hit singles changed that. Record companies soon realized that well-crafted rock albums could be big sellers. A few years later, thanks to the Beatles and Capitol, the album replaced the single as the dominant pop and rock music format.

December 15, 2004

Amazon's Quiet Revolution

While Google announces new acquisitions almost daily (the universal library is fairly mindblowing), Amazon makes little improvements which you only notice later. For example, I just added Mike Davis' Ecology of Fear to my "Now Reading" sidebar, and went to grab the URL. You can now read the first sentence of the book, and get a list of the books Davis cites in his book (all hotlinked) and a list of books that cite Davis' book (also holinked). It's a minor improvement on the site, yet quite cool.

Build Your Own Corporate Hell

Endlessly changeable, endlessly fun, endlessly...well, just endless.
The Cubes.
I notice there's one called Ted, who wears glasses. Eek.

December 14, 2004

Good Times x500

Cut-up artist Chuck Jones (not the animator) makes "Isolation Studies"out of pieces of edited speech, cut up and usually ordered like a list. His sources? NPR, Buffy, and, in his funnier works, Loveline. If you'd don't know the radio show, then the effect will be diminished. But if you're a fan of Adam and Dr. Drew, these recontextualizations are strangely satisfying. I recommend "Loveline Questions" and "Alright, Okay, Goodtimes, etc."

December 13, 2004

Four in Five


I just bought my fourth burner in the five years I've had my G3. I seem to be eternally cursed by bad burners and bad Firewire cases. The last lump of poo was a Pioneer drive in a very bulky EZ-Quest case which never properly burned DVDs and totally shut down after my year warranty expired. I took it to my friendly, local computer fix-it shop and they had a look at it. First they thought it was the drive, so they swapped out the drive for a new one and...that didn't work either, so they thought it was the case. In came the new case...and the old drive didn't work, so I had to get a new case and drive. Jiminy Christmas.
So, now I have what you see above, a Metal Gear case with a Plextor PX-712 12x DVD burner (48x CD) inside. It doesn't use a fan (great!) and is all lit up with blue LEDs, making it look like a pimpmobile. It makes all sorts of low noises when it starts up (not in a bad way), some sounding like a secret radio transmission. I'm putting it through its paces as we speak.
We'll see how long it lasts. Seeings how much I paid, it better last several years, thank you.

Photos of Kidney Stones


No wonder they hurt. Look at this one!
Kidney Stone Photos
By way of J-Walk.

Goldfish racetrack


I've often thought bowls are inhumane ways of keeping fish. After all, where is there to swim? So Isabelle Leijn from the Netherlands designed a figure-eight bowl that keeps the fish a'swimming, probably eternally wondering what's around the curve. It also doubles as a planter.

December 12, 2004

So Close

Dir: Corey Yuen
2002
At heart this is a rather silly film that tries to mix melodrama with spectacular violence in the grand tradition of John Woo,
but has trouble keeping the two hanging together.
Hsu Chi and Vicki Zhao (the female lead in Shaolin Soccer) play sisters whose parents were murdered years before by thugs over their father's magical software. Now, they use the software--a program that can tap into any security camera anywhere--as assassins for hire. Lynn (Hsu) does the leg work, Sue (Zhao) stays at home behind monitors and guides her. After an opening sequence where Lynn kills off an evil CEO and jumps off a skyscraper to safety, rookie-but-brilliant cop, Hong, played by Karen Mok, is on the case and begins to track them down.
Just recounting the plot makes no sense. But for some reason it hangs together, as it's only a backbone to have the sisters in a cat and mouse with Hong, and, like Woo, set up a series of fight scenes where adversaries slowly become partners against a larger menace (here, the same corporation as seen in the beginning). Woo's homoerotic attraction here becomes thinly vieled (and barely explored) lesbianism between the cop (who wears slacks and smokes those silly long cigarettes) and the heavy-lidded Sue. Meanwhile, Lynn is involved with a drippy guy who may cause her to leave the business.
When the women have at it and bring the smack-down, the film comes alive. Nothing's as brutal as the Bride/Elle Driver fight in Kill Bill 2, but the scenes are well shot and cut, and nobody stops for a witty quip. There's also gratuitous shots of Mok's pantie-clad booty and lots of Hsu Chi flesh. Who can complain?
But seriously, if you're going to be an ultra-secret assassination team, why the huge summer house? Who pays for this? When Mok gets framed for murder later in the film, it makes no sense. Nor does a computer system that on one hand is so advanced it offered real time shots over the network of security cams, but on the other seems to take ten seconds to send a 1k email.
So Close is pure eye candy, and that's great, but it's hard to imagine the script making it out of development so quickly here. It's truly slapdash. It's to the credit of the actors, mostly Mok, who I find fascinating even when she's hamming it up, that the movie isn't a total stinker.

December 11, 2004

Dissidents? We don't want 'em either

More Freedoms going quick! What a shining beacon of liberty we are.

Foreign dissidents facing U.S. hurdles to publishing
By Scott Martelle
Los Angeles Times

In the summer of 1956, Russian poet Boris Pasternak — a favorite of the recently deceased Joseph Stalin — delivered his epic "Doctor Zhivago" manuscript to a Soviet publishing house, hoping for a warm reception and a fast track to readers who had shared Russia's torturous half-century of revolution and war, oppression and terror.

Instead, Pasternak received one of the all-time classic rejection letters: A 10,000-word missive that stopped just short of accusing him of treason. It was left to foreign publishers to give his smuggled manuscript life, offering the West a peek into the soul of the Cold War enemy, winning Pasternak the 1958 Nobel in literature and providing Hollywood with an epic film.

These days, Pasternak might not have fared so well.

In an apparent reversal of decades of U.S. practice, recent federal Office of Foreign Assets Control regulations bar American companies from publishing works by dissident writers in countries under sanction unless they first obtain U.S. government approval.

The restriction, condemned by critics as a violation of the First Amendment, means that books and other works banned by some totalitarian regimes cannot be published freely in the United States.

December 10, 2004

Forget Megapixels, try Tom Swift's Camera

Analog jumps back into the game and kicks serious patootie.

Tom Swift's New Camera, Ready for Space and Spies
As an adolescent, Clifford Ross was an apathetic science student but obsessed by Tom Swift. Now 52, Mr. Ross has become a character appropriate to a boys' adventure novel. An artist and businessman, he recently became an inventor - of a camera unusual enough to capture the attention of serious scientists, including the kinds who work for the government, experimenting with nuclear fusion, space travel and spy systems. What grabbed them were photographs Mr. Ross took that allowed them to see with astonishing clarity a tiny footpath on the top of a Colorado mountain seven miles from the camera.
Yesterday and today, Mr. Ross is talking gigapixels, art and the essence of visual comprehension with a dozen scientists, at a meeting at New York University. This summit, closed to the public, was organized by Mr. Ross and his new scientific pals at the government's Sandia National Laboratories in New Mexico, which specializes in matters pertaining to nuclear weapons and threats to national security.

For that last line, read, "How can we spy on our citizens better?"

Happy, Dancing Negroes!

Wow, this is 2004. I really should stop being shocked by these things, ya know.

School Defends Slavery Booklet
Leaders at Cary Christian School say they are not condoning slavery by using 'Southern Slavery, As It Was,' a booklet that attempts to provide a biblical justification for slavery and asserts that slaves weren't treated as badly as people think.
Principal Larry Stephenson said the school is only exposing students to different ideas, such as how the South justified slavery. He said the booklet is used because it is hard to find writings that are both sympathetic to the South and explore what the Bible says about slavery.

Next up, what the Bible has to say about shutting menstruating women in mud huts.
Apparently, because of the media exposure the book has now been dropped. But what else is on their bookshelves, I wonder?

December 09, 2004

Bill Moyers on the BushJunta's Plans for our environment

Bill Moyers is always a good speaker and here in his acceptance speech at the Harvard Med Global Environmenta Citizen Award ceremony, he lays down the BushJunta's plans for us, in cahoots with those loonball Rapturetitians who can't wait for the earth to die.

Bill Moyers | On Receiving Harvard Med's Global Environment Citizen Award

...I'm not making this up. Like Monbiot, I've read the literature. I've reported on these people, following some of them from Texas to the West Bank. They are sincere, serious, and polite as they tell you they feel called to help bring the rapture on as fulfillment of biblical prophecy. That's why they have declared solidarity with Israel and the Jewish settlements and backed up their support with money and volunteers. It's why the invasion of Iraq for them was a warm-up act, predicted in the Book of Revelation where four angels 'which are bound in the great river Euphrates will be released to slay the third part of man.' A war with Islam in the Middle East is not something to be feared but welcomed - an essential conflagration on the road to redemption. The last time I Googled it, the rapture index stood at 144 - just one point below the critical threshold when the whole thing will blow, the son of God will return, the righteous will enter heaven, and sinners will be condemned to eternal hellfire.
So what does this mean for public policy and the environment? Go to Grist to read a remarkable work of reporting by the journalist, Glenn Scherer - 'The Road to Environmental Apocalypse.' Read it and you will see how millions of Christian fundamentalists may believe that environmental destruction is not only to be disregarded but actually welcomed - even hastened - as a sign of the coming apocalypse.
As Grist makes clear, we're not talking about a handful of fringe lawmakers who hold or are beholden to these beliefs. Nearly half the U.S. Congress before the recent election - 231 legislators in total - more since the election - are backed by the religious right. Forty-five senators and 186 members of the 108th congress earned 80 to 100 percent approval ratings from the three most influential Christian right advocacy groups. They include Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, Assistant Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, Conference Chair Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, Policy Chair Jon Kyl of Arizona, House Speaker Dennis Hastert, and Majority Whip Roy Blunt. The only Democrat to score 100 percent with the Christian coalition was Senator Zell Miller of Georgia, who recently quoted from the biblical book of Amos on the senate floor: "the days will come, sayeth the Lord God, that i will send a famine in the land.' he seemed to be relishing the thought.


Liquid Lenses For Camera Phones

Bloody hell. Who would have thought oil and water could be used to make a lens? Roland Piquepaille's site has the scoop.

Liquid Lenses For Camera Phones

In this article, the Register writes that 'camera phones will soon have lenses made from nothing more substantial that a couple of drops of oil and water, but will still be capable of auto focusing, and even zooming in on subjects.' The lenses, developed by the French company Varioptic, contain drops of oil and water, acting respectively as conductor and insulator, and sandwiched between two windows. These liquid lenses could replace glass or plastic ones because of several advantages: no moving parts, leading to better reliability; a very small power consumption; very small dimensions (diameter: 8mm; thickness: 2mm); and a very fast response time of 2/100th of a second. You can expect the first camera phones using these liquid lenses as early as Christmas 2005. These lenses might also appear in medical equipment, such as endoscopes, optical networking equipment or surveillance devices. Read more...

December 08, 2004

Matchbooks

This person's Flicker photos are all old matchbooks.

How Machines Work: Famous Keyboards

The Keyboard Museum site has plenty of cool stuff, but only today did I check out their page of Flash tutorials explaining how organs like the Hammond and the Rhodes get their particular sound. Joseph Rivers animations are something that could only exist on the web.

December 07, 2004

Threadless

Too cool. Apparently this has been going on for some time (so I suck, la la la). Best designs get printed on a limited run of t-shirts, all very affordable. This month is their Christmas blow-out sale, with shirts going for $10 each!

Threadless is an online, ongoing tee shirt design competition. Threadless receives over 200 tee shirt design submissions per week of which 4-6 of the highest scoring designs are printed and made available for purchase on our website each month. This system guarantees public interest in all of our product and has resulted in the discovery of some very amazing work over the years.

"We are going to pay for this in blood"

Hey, let's send our National Guard over to Iraq completely unprepared. They're only cannon fodder anyway, right? Right? This completely half assed job of training fits right in with the half-assed war the BushJunta got us to using half-assed lies.

Guardsmen Say They're Facing Iraq Ill-TrainedDONA ANA RANGE, N.M. -- Members of a California Army National Guard battalion preparing for deployment to Iraq said this week that they were under strict lockdown and being treated like prisoners rather than soldiers by Army commanders at the remote desert camp where they are training.

More troubling, a number of the soldiers said, is that the training they have received is so poor and equipment shortages so prevalent that they fear their casualty rate will be needlessly high when they arrive in Iraq early next year. 'We are going to pay for this in blood,' one soldier said.'

Ubicomp and Glue

Anti-mega Outboard Brain (a blog with a great title) has an interesting post on Ubicomp (i.e. ubiquitous computing), suggesting user desires ("I want my music collection available at all times, wherever i go") and plotting out what exists and what doesn't on the way to attaining that goal. AMOB does a better job at explaining than I do, so read the entire post.

Ubicomp isn't a box you will buy from your local electronics retailer, plug in, and switch on. It's lots of really small pieces loosely, sloppily joined - glued together.

Take the idea of "I can communicate with people wherever I am" - surely a big part of ubicomp. I know this technology isn't everywhere (ubiquity is here, just not evenly distributed), but I think that it's safe to say the mobile phone has pretty much made this a reality.

December 06, 2004

Infernal Affairs

Dirs: Andrew Lau and Alan Mak
2004
Infernal Affairs was the big HK blockbuster of 2002,
and unsurprisingly enough, it still hasn't opened here (except for the big cities), so when I saw it in Taiwan, I bought it, 2-DVD version too.
Andy Lau plays a cop who is secretly a Triad spy. Tony Leung plays a Triad member who is secretly a police mole (but for so long he's perhaps crossed the line). Though we are informed they trained long ago at the academy, neither knows of each others' existence until Lau's character goes into the audio shop where Leung's character works to buy some speakers. To each other they're just regular guys. This, among other twists in this revved up genre flick, will also be the last time they meet until the end.
With such a simple premise that offers such complex conflicts (both men are suffering crises of character and identity) directors Andrew Lau and Alan Mak speed things along until it's hard to know exactly how either character will react. On the other hand the speed also undoes the finale, which resolves itself too quickly for my tastes. (There is an alternative ending which I have yet to watch.) It's not that I couldn't figure it out, just that the pace feels wrong.
Andy Lau is again good in this film, two in a row. When he's playing these sort of characters (authortarian types who may just be traitors--as in Flying Daggers) he's fine. When it's comedy or romance, he comes up short. Tony Leung's world-weary character, beaten down for years on an undercover assignment that will never end, walks through the film, skulking but sympathetic. When he salutes his commanding officer's passing funeral procession, hidden down an alley so nobody can see him, we fully understand his sad situation.
The double-DVD contains making-ofs, trailers, and other goodies, but all are in Chinese.

Working for the Clampdown

Man, I take two weeks off for a holiday and I come back to find the govmint is setting up a forced labor camp in Fallujah. What's "Arbeit mach Frei" in Arabic?

Steve Gilliard's News Blog : We pay our slave laborers

December 05, 2004

House of Flying Daggers

Dir: Zhang Yimou
2004
Zhang Yimou's Hero may have promised wuxia and delivered it in a Rashomon-style vehicle, but his follow up, House of Flying Daggers, is something different altogether:
a classic love triangle playing itself out in a world of the Law and a band of secret rebels who plan to overthrow it (the titular House being the rebels' HQ).
Andy Lau and Takeshi Kaneshiro play Leo and Jin, policemen who go undercover to arrest a suspected member of the Flying Daggers, played by Zhang Ziyi, who is incognito as a blind dancer at the local Peony Pavilion brothel. These opening scenes, as Ziyi's Mei is put to the test by Leo, mark the film as a thing of beauty, as it trades in "Hero's" solid colors for extravagant, finely detailed silks of many colors and patterns. After her arrest, Jin breaks Mei out of jail and flees with her to the north, hoping she will take him to the group's hideout. Being undercover means Jin has to fight alongside Mei, even when his fellow officers, not knowing who Jin is, attack. And of course, meanwhile Jin is falling in love with Mei (when it's Zhang Ziyi, who can blame him?) while only pretending to do so for the sake of his cover. There are more twists and turns to come, and the film is so pure in its story (Salon rightly compared it to silent film and opera), that they still surprise.
The action sequences are finally, truly breathtaking, instead of us wanting them to be so (as in Hero). Jin undertakes some archery skills that would put Legolas to shame (with a motion technique that Peter Jackson would love), and the Flying Daggers get their due as well. Adding to all this is the excellent sound design: for a fight in a bamboo forest (a wuxia staple), Yimou drops out all the music and leaves just the strange sounds of bamboo, which are after all a forest of hollow tubes. A good 5.1 system should be required to appreciate what is done here.
Yet it's not all flash. In the center is a true romantic tale, free of irony, which few directors would get near in the west. Love is suffering, as my wife likes to remind me (physically sometimes). Yes, there's princesses and such in sword'n'sorcery tales here, but they're the prizes to be won after the battle, not the causes of the battle themselves. Plus, Zhang Ziyi's Mei can do fine by herself, thank you, if you give her some daggers. Andy Lau, who I've never particularly liked as an actor is really good here too, with all his character's repressed pain returning in the very last reel. Of course, maybe it takes a director like Zhang to bring out a good performance in Lau.
There was a period ("Not One Less") where I really thought Zhang Yimou had lost it as a director, and who's string of mediocre films were approaching than of his contemporary Chen Kaige. But fortune's wheel had turned again, and he's come back, in a surprising different style, perhaps, but he's rediscovered the emotional power of his earlier work.

Oh yes, I bought stuff

I came back from my Taiwan trip with a lot of DVDs and VCDs. I'll be giving these a look soon enough...:

From Beijing with Love
Fight Back to School 2
Look Out, Officer
Street Angels 3
House of Flying Daggers
Goodbye Dragon Inn
The Missing
Dog Soldiers
Welcome to Sarayevo
My Name Is Joe
Time and Tide
Three
My Sassy Girl
Phone
Donnie Darko
So Close
Light Sleeper
The Warriors
Curry and Pepper 3
Double Vision
The Addiction
Viva Tonal
Sex For Sale

A lot of the Western films were for sale in a cut out bin where DVDs were something like $3 each. Total amount spent: $115. Nice, eh?

December 04, 2004

Days Between Stations - Steve Erickson

Vintage
1985

I first heard about Steve Erickson's writing
in a long artist-resurrection article by Brian Evanson in The Believer (one reason why I love the magazine). It was an examination of how Erickson was labeled the "next Pynchon" after the success of his first novel, and what happened to him since (quasi-obscurity). It was much later that I found his first novel in a used store for a dollar. Can't say better than that. It wound up being my read over the two weeks spent in Taiwan this November, so the novel and the country are strangely mixed.
Perhaps Erickson would want it that way, for "Days Between Stations" is all about dislocation, not just of place, but of character and place. There are several characters in the novel, which begins in modern day (the 1980s) and jumps back to the 1910s, but I got the sense that essentially we were meeting the same three people in different guises, whether or not they turn out (later in the novel) to be related through the decades. There are love triangles between Lauren (the first person we meet) her philandering husband Jason, and her mysterious downstairs neighbor Michel. But Michel could also be a version of Adolphe, a wunderkind who grows up to be an Orson Welles of the silent era, audacious and revolutionary in film as D.W. Griffiths. He's in love with Janine, the star of his film on the French Revolution, who also may be his half-sister, but she is "owned" by a unscrupulous rich bloke called Varnette. Janine, in turn, may be Michel's mother. Or maybe not.
This is not a straight-forward novel, and when we meet Lauren and Jason, they live in a Los Angeles that is turning into a large sand-dune, battered by desert storms. Later, we learn that the Mediterranean has receded so far as to run Venice's canal's dry. There are also time loops and mysterious fogs and experimental films and unfinished masterpieces and a cold snap that almost leads to the immolation of Paris. It's like Sci-Fi Romanticism, without any explanation how these events are happening. Erickson doesn't care how it happens, he cares what happens to the people it effects.
In the end, some of these questions are answered, some not, and the great romance that's promised remains tantalizingly out of reach.
As for reading, the opening takes some bearing-getting, but once I got to the silent movie sequence, I was hooked.

Taiwan Day Fourteen: Back the Land of Giants

Yaa boo sucks! Do I really have to go back to the United Fundamentalist States of Bush? Nooooooooo!
Apparently so.
Fortunately, the typhoon cleared out today, suddenly veered off east, leaving only drizzle and dark clouds, but no winds. My last breakfast: a McDonalds Sausage McMuffin (not my choice). Boo!
The sisters all came with us in a similar rented bus, and at the airport, at our last lunch, which was some surprisingly good shabu shabu from the food court. By the time I was done with the razor thin slices of pork, the broth was delicious and complex, and the noodles that I emptied into the soup were tender. Yum!
At airports there's not much to do. Either you hang with the people who have come to see you off, and chit chat pointlessly, or you just go through and wait for the flight. We chose something between the two. Lynn and Mike had enough frequent flyer miles on China Airlines, that they bumped their return flight up to business class. Me, I've never been on anything but peasant class.
Jessica and I did get a spare seat between us, but I could never seem to take proper advantage and fall asleep properly. I didn't watch any of the movies on the way back, but I did finish off Days Between Stations, the Kerry issue of the Believer, and the entire BFI book on Eyes Wide Shut, so it was at least productive. We never saw Lynn and Mike the whole flight.
They took off for Phoenix, and we for Santa Barbara, where my Dad picked us up. Home was chilly and fresh and suddenly smelled just like it had been when we moved in two years ago. So we're back and bloody hell, it's like we never left.

December 03, 2004

Taiwan Day Thirteen: William's Tour

Well, today I hung out with my friend and Taipei denizen William. We've known each other for a few years after being on the Pizzicato Five mailing list together and trading stuff. Pretty much everybody I've met from the list over the years has turned out to be a decent fellow (and they're usually fellows).
Despite being an intelligent being, anytime I set off on my own into Taipei, the sisters all worry that I'm going to get lost using the MRT. Not to worry, though finding the Starbucks at Taipei Main Station that William told me to meet him took some doing. By the time I did so I was covered with sweat. First, William hooked me up with some CDs of WMFU weirdness, then we set off for a day of art gallery walking and such. The weather by now was dreadful, and trying to turn our umbrellas inside out. First stop was MOCA Taipei, which is housed in something like an old schoolbuilding, all redbrick and classroom sized galleries.
Taiwan is in a national crisis of identity, and this is borne out by so much of the art I saw today and on other visits. Asking "What Is Taiwan" is up there with asking "What is Real" (asked over at the Fine Arts Museum).
At MOCA, many of the rooms were devoted to "The Rumor of China Towns: Chinese Architecture 2004". Not a particularly i