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July 28, 2004

Arianna's Blog

Arianna Huffington blogs that the BushJunta are stonewalling the upcoming presidential debates. They know Chimpy is gonna get clocked. You have to wonder if they pray every night for a terrorist attack and martial law.

Arianna's Blog
This week the Kerry/Edwards campaign agreed to the proposed schedule -- and is ready to begin negotiating the finer points of format, topics, moderators, and panelists. Jordan told me the plan is to have one town hall style debate and to divide the other two debates into foreign policy and domestic policy.

The trouble is, the Bush/Cheney campaign has privately let it be known that they don't even want to start talking about the debates until after the Republican National Convention ends on September 2nd… which leaves less than a month to hash things out before the debates are supposed to start.

Of course, this is nothing new for the Bushies who waited until the last minute before agreeing to three debates in 2000.

Obama is the man!

Well, everybody's talking about Barack Obama's speech at the convention tonight. It's a great, hopeful speech, especially the "there is not a liberal America, there is not a conservative America; there is a United States of America" moment. So simple, but sounds like a ray of hope in this divided country. Here' s a direct link to CSPAN's Real Video file here. It lasts 18 minutes or so.
Text version here.

July 27, 2004

The Bourne Supremacy

Dir: Paul Greengrass
2004
I liked the first Bourne movie, despite not being the biggest fan of Matt Damon
(although "Gerry" was also good (and completely unseen)). This sequel hurries along at a good clip, keeps its twists and turns to a minimum, and generates enough excitement to qualify it as a decent summer movie, but the film doesn't do as well under the director Paul Greengrass ("Bloody Sunday"). He comes from the "chased by a bear" school of action shooting (nods to Paul Tatara), and the car chase at the end is completely incomprehensible despite the hero and villain being in different makes of cars. Previous director Doug Liman knew how to move the camera through space and how to simulate weight and movement. Greengrass just shakes the camera a lot. He was hired because of his newsreel/verite style of his previous film, but placing a camera near the wheels of a car is not verite, unless you are just about to be run over.
Typically dark, blue and grey cinematography (even in the isle of Goa sequence) by Oliver Wood, which becomes quite dull to look at. Fortunately, the script isn't too dumb, and violence comes sudden and silent. It also helps to have Julia Stiles in it, reprising her role as a CIA op, primarily because, well, I think she's cute. Nice scarf/jacket combo, miss!







Fahrenheit 9-11

Dir: Michael Moore
2004
No, I haven't just watched Fahrenheit 9-11.
I caught it opening weekend, and I've been making return visits since. Most recently, I took my dad to see it (he's sort of a reformed centrist. When we lived in England he got the Telegraph and the Daily Mail. I'm not too sure if he realised they were Tory papers.)
It was a 1 p.m. showing on a Thursday, and the theater has about 20 people. Instead of the whooping laff-fest of opening weekend, laced with jeers and screams (the appearance of Britney Spears after the horrific Iraq footage prompted a Yamataka Eye-style evisceration from the front row), there was studied silence which later broke into laughter around the time of the "fear of terrorism" segment. And the film still earned applause at the end (which is rare when there's few in the audience). In the lobby afterwards, one elderly lady was in tears and being comforted by her daughter. Blimey.
It's still a powerful movie. Whether or not its main function--to toss Bush out of office--succeeds, we won't know until November. But it also serves in other ways:
* Doing the job of what journalism used to do: making connections, pointing out hypocrisy, showing the President unedited.
* Pushing the meme of Bush's "seven-minutes-in-a-classroom." To many of us on the left we knew of this for a long time. But a majority of Americans didn't, and Bush lied when he told his version of things (he was active, decisive). Watching a bit o' CSPAN last night, I watched a voter roundtable of calmly talking Americans, all with different views, but all pretty centrist. And the "7 minutes" meme is among them, mentioned and not disputed.
* Reminding us, as documentaries have to do every now and then, that war is hell. But I would say that it's the American public who have done the best job of telling themselves that war is not about your friend's guts exploding everywhere but video-game point and click fun stuff. Sure, the Armed Forces ads look like promos for adventure camp (the one with jet skis is a hoot), but how stupid are you to think that's what the army is? Isn't this part of our culture-wide arrested adolescence, of how we've taken on the teenager's faith in our own immortality?
* If not creating a new style of documentary, he's cemented his style as a new genre. It's not confessional, like Ross McElwee, but it is polemical, up to date (due to digital technology in editing), and appropriates the mass media to explode its methods. Oh yeh, and documentaries can be funny, too.

So far, the only fair criticism I've read of the facts (as opposed to Moore's patriotism, etc. etc.) presented in the film is over at Juan Cole's blog, in which he smooths out the rather convoluted Saudi-Bush connection. I'm glad Moore gets all this in the movie, but due to pacing, he has to compact enough info for another film into a short segment. It's not that he plays fast and loose with the truth, but what are actually separate episodes of BushJunta awfulness (the coddling of the Taliban regime, the Karzai-Unocal pipeline connection, the Bush-Saudi conneciton, the Carlysle Group), appear in the film as a linear tale (at least when I watched it this time). And there isn't time to sit and wonder if that actually makes sense.

Moreover, if it is true that the Saudis have so much invested in this country, then it makes no sense for wealthy Saudi entrepreneurs and governing figures to wish the US harm. Can you imagine the bath Saudi investments took here after 9/11? The Saudi royals and the Bin Ladens lounging about in places like Orlando, who were airlifted out lest they be massacred after the attacks, didn't know anything about the apocalyptic plots hatched in dusty Qandahar, and if they had they would have blown the whistle on them with the US so as to avoid losing everything they had.
The Saudi bashing in the Moore film makes no sense. It is true that some of the hijackers were Saudis, but that is only because Bin Laden hand-picked some Saudi muscle at the last minute to help the brains of the operation, who were Egyptians, Lebanese, Yemenis, etc. Bin Laden did that deliberately, in hopes of souring US/Saudi relations so that he could the better overthrow the Saudi government.
The implication one often hears from Democrats that the US should have invaded Saudi Arabia and Pakistan after the Afghan war rather than Iraq is just another kind of warmongering and illogical. There is no evidence that either the Saudi or the Pakistani government was complicit in 9/11.


But, of course, it's usually only "us liberals" who get our panties in a bunch over the intricacies of facts and figures. The BushJunta and their propaganda ministers over at Fox just plain out lie. (However, for a long-ass breakdown of the facts from the right, you could do worse than check out Dave Kopel's site. See how "fair and balanced" I am? Wow. (Gun rights activist Kopel goes overboard--as is typical--and enters "Moore is a terrorist symp" territory near the end. Yeh, yeh, yeh. Okay, we get it.))
Moore has posted his own footnotes to the film over at his own site.
Finally, it is a very patriotic film, even nationalistic in its exclusion from the film anything to do with the worldwide protests or (apart from two mentions) the Blair government's role in cooking the Iraq books. But as I said to Jessica, it's only in America would such a film get made and released during the administration it was criticizing. When I asked her if such a film would be made in her country (revealing the nefarious dealings of Chen Shui-bein and released before his next election) she said "the filmmaker would probably be killed." When you see the slugfests they have in Taiwan's parliament, I have no doubt she's right.
So cheers to Michael Moore, and here's to sticking it to Bush.
Also, is anybody going to ever take to task the Democrat members of the Senate for not signing the Black Caucus's complaint letter, as seen in the beginning of the film (one of the few events in the film that I didn't know about)? How do they justify it? And how do they sleep knowing that a little bit of bravery could have saved this country from four years of savagery?

July 26, 2004

Fall of the Mountain King

How poetic. The Dems start their convention today and Bush falls off a bike.

AP Exclusive: Bush the mountain-biker rides hard, shrugs off crash: "President Bush charged up punishing climbs and down steep dirt paths on his high-performance bike Monday, at one point sailing over the handlebars and landing flat on his back.

The president dusted himself off from his fall on a treacherous descent, waved his medics away and kept rolling, a small cut on his knee and dirt on his back the only signs he had wrecked. He allowed that he was a bit shaken up. "

Wow, an "AP Exclusive." Click on the link and read the ass-kissing reporting of Bush's riding prowess, being compared to Lance Armstrong at one point.
Yes, but Lance Armstrong a) stayed on his bike and b) doesn't have blood on his hands from 900 dead soldiers.

July 25, 2004

Dear God, What Have We Done?

For years, women have been asking men to be more sensitive, communicative, more emotional. Now all the young dudes are like that and it's driving the single women nuts! This funny article from the NY Observer is a discreet lesson in "watch out, you may get just what you wish for."

July 23, 2004

Glaringly obvious

Here are some sites that I often use, but I've never linked to because I assume people know them. I must have forgotten the "ass out of U and me" ur-Prince adage.
Snopes should be in everybody's bookmarks. A one-stop-shop for Urban Legends, Snopes is up to date on the latest hoaxes. When I get a forwarded email from a friend of a friend of a friend saying "George Bush called fetuses 'feces' in a speech" or "Tom DeLay eats children," I go to Snopes, no matter how much I'd like to believe it. (The latter is absolutely true, however). Snopes also tells you if something is true, with references. I then copy and paste and email the forwarder back. The madness must end!

I just started using Phil Gyford's revamped Internet watcher called Byliner. A simple and effective free service, it allows you to track your favorite writers across the web. Find a writer through Byliner's search engine, subscribe, and then receive emails when that writer has posted a new piece. Obviously this works (as it was designed to) best with newspaper columnists. You can have up to 30 writers on that list.

I'm also surprised at the people who don't know about the Internet Movie Database, even people who are obsessed with films. This has been around since the beginning of the Net (I think). Time ya got with the program.

Oh, and brand new is my friend Rachel Howard's web page and blog. She's come a long way since our days at the Independent, and now has a book coming out next year, as well as a steady gig as a dance reviewer. I write on dance too, but she knows far more than me. She use big words too. Ugh.

July 21, 2004

Shut Up, You Big Bully

If you think you can stomach looking at Bill O'Reilly for 30 seconds, this commercial for the new Outfoxed documentary puts ready lie to his claim that he's only said "shut up" one in six years. How can guests restrain themselves and not slap him?

And also: to all those critics rushing in to seem "fair and balanced" by comparing Michael Moore to O'Reilly ("Moore does the same thing, but on the left!"), please look at this and tell me when, if ever, has Moore ever treated a guest or an adversary with similar venom, contempt, and hatred.

And when you've done that and come back with nothing, remember there's nothing to be from sitting on the fence except a sore arse.

July 20, 2004

TMBG Meets Homestar Runner!

I don't know how recent this is, but They Might Be Giants have teamed up with Homestar Runner for a music video. Guest appearances by Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, and Strong Mad. Um, and if you don't know of it already, we all love Homestar Runner!

The Cocoe Conspiracy Headquarters (TCCH)

Here's what you can do with After Effects, the always helpful Prelinger Archives, and a good deal of talent. A secret history of the Cocoe Conspiracy. Quictime Movie, 20 mb download.
By way of Tween

My newest DVD Player

I recently bought the CyberHome CH-DVD 300 player at Best Buy for a whopping $32.99, primarily since it plays PAL discs as well as NTSC and can be made, through a few menu buttons, completely Region Free. Now I have repaid my good luck by writing a review of it for DVD Beaver. I will not let any capitalists tell me what I can or cannot watch, based on where I live.

It's a bleedin' hyena! Or something.

According to this NBC affiliate report, there's a mystery animal prowling suburbia, looking like a hyena mixed with a coyote, getting along fine with cats and dogs, and hanging out in the sun long enough to have its photo taken. Will we see a follow up to this? And if it really is a hyena mixed with a coyote, how the hell did that happen in Maryland?

Update: The blogosphere has weighed in and I agree with the "small, mangy bear" theory. We need to shave more animals and familiarize ourselves with their "nude" looks, methinks, for future reference.
By way of BoingBoing

July 19, 2004

Free Speech vs. Intolerant Twats Vol. 253: Linda Ronstadt

Aren't we allowed to speak our minds in this country? I guess not!

Vegas Casino Boots Singer Linda Ronstadt
LAS VEGAS - Singer Linda Ronstadt (news) not only got booed, she got the boot after lauding filmmaker Michael Moore and his new movie "Fahrenheit 9/11" during a performance at the Aladdin hotel-casino.

Before singing "Desperado" for an encore Saturday night, the 58-year-old rocker called Moore a "great American patriot" and "someone who is spreading the truth." She also encouraged everybody to see the documentary about President Bush (news - web sites).

Ronstadt's comments drew loud boos and some of the 4,500 people in attendance stormed out of the theater. People also tore down concert posters and tossed cocktails into the air.

"It was a very ugly scene," Aladdin President Bill Timmins told The Associated Press. "She praised him and all of a sudden all bedlam broke loose."

Timmins, who is British and was watching the show, decided Ronstadt had to go — for good. Timmins said he didn't allow Ronstadt back in her luxury suite and she was escorted off the property.

No comment on whether she was shot in an alleyway afterwards.

July 18, 2004

The Return

Dir: Andrey Zvyagintsev
2003
A startling debut from Russian filmmaker Andrey Zvyagintsev,
"The Return" is a family drama stuctured and shot as suspense/mystery. Two boys, Ivan (Ivan Dobronravov) and the older Andrej (Vladimir Garin), are surprised to find their father (Konstantin Lavronenko), who they barely remember, has returned after a long absense. The father takes them on a long fishing/camping trip, where the two brothers come into conflict with his authortarian behavior. By the time they take a small motorboat out to a deserted island, Ivan begins to suspect his father isn't who he says he is.
Zvyagintsev's film is enthralling, and by turns surprising and inevitable in its fateful tale. Neither child is correct about their father, and the father isn't an ogre. We get a sense that the father was stationed at this island during his time in the army, but what happened there we never find out. His strict nature feels like the only way he can understand relationships. We also see that, having been raised by an overprotective mother, the two kids are coddled and don't understand their father's behavior at all. Ivan feels persecuted.
Andrey spends a lot of his trip taking photos, and in his own silent protest (unlike Ivan's stubborn nature) excludes his father from the frame. It's understandable, but this tactic comes back at the end of the tale to devastating effect, as do several small plot points, such as failing to follow their father's instructions. Zvyagintsev never hammers these points home, wisely, but drops a few red herrings.
Limited in release, most of us will have to wait for the DVD release, though the small screen may not do justice to the 24-hour sunlight the filmmakers shot in (up near the Finnish/Russian border).
(A side note: The elder of the child actors died not long after filming, drowning in the lake where most of "The Return" was filmed.)

July 16, 2004

Lady Snowblood

Dir. Toshiya Fujita
1973
A fast-paced samurai revenge picture with a female in the title role,
"Lady Snowblood" has received this release due to Tarantino referencing it (and using some of its soundtrack) in "Kill Bill."
Wide-eyed Mieko Kaji (who played the title role in Female Convict Scorpion) stars as Yuki, whose mother died in childbirth, and raised by a hard-assed martial arts-teaching priest. She is raised to complete her revenge against the gang of four who killed her family and raped and tortured her mother. Yes, she has a list, just like in Kill Bill, but things get more complex. Death number one was completed by the mother before her death in prison. Death number two comes easily. But when Yuki tracks down Number Three, she finds a headstone. Seems like he died some time back. However, a young reporter seems to know about her story and a tenuous relationship develops.
All this is set against the Meiji era of Japan, and a climactic fight scene is shot inside a very Western costume ball, where British Admirals dance with Japanese ladies.
If anyone thought the violence in Kill Bill was cartoony or gross, Lady Snowblood has plenty more limb-choppin', blood spurtin' action. No matter where Yuki hits with her sword, she is guaranteed to hit a main artery, the result a hissing, arcing fountain o' blood. Great fun, as is the wah-wah pedal-heavy, jazz-rock score, but Toshiya Fujita plays it straight. It was made in 1973 after all.
This is a very good DVD release by Animeigo, which though it lacks in extras, makes sure that every single thing in Japanese is translated, with multicolored subtitles helping the sometimes speedy dialog. Very few Japanese DVDs have such extensive subtitles.
Japanese film fans won't be surprised to know Yuki dies in the end, but they may be surprised to see that Yuki came back the next year for a sequel. Did she punch her way out of her six-feet-under coffin? No idea.

Mmm, Kosher Franks...

Danny Gregory tells us about his summer jobs. Veterinarian's office, slaughterhouse, McDonalds, record shop.

Occasionally I would help out in a two-story shed behind the slaughterhouse. Cow intestines were brought in by the barrelful and we would slide them through v-shaped boards that would squeeze out the contents into gigantic metal sinks, leaving us with empty sausage casing. The cow shit would run down to the first floor and into a cart tethered to a balding donkey. Without looking over his shoulder, the donkey knew when the cart was filled and would then trudge out of the shed and across the courtyard to a deep pit. He would back the cart against a pole upending the contents into the stinking pit. Then the donkey would trudge back to its post in the shed.
One afternoon, the rabbis discovered they had unwittingly processed a pregnant cow. I was called in to haul the purple fetus away and carve it up. The dogs ate it with relish, untroubled that the meat wasn’t kosher.

Update: Part Two: White House Intern, waiter, bus boy.

Lessons in Bad Web Design #246: Allmusic.com

Allmusic.com has just gone through a major redesign and for about a week now their site has been unusable in IE. We're not just talking aesthetics here--though I don't like the layout one bit, the CSS or whatever they're using doesn't work, with lines through words and such--but THE BLOODY SEARCH BUTTON DOESN'T WORK! On top of that, it loads twice as slow, and Mozilla can barely even contact the site.
I mean, c'mon guys, how hard is this? Again, this feels like typical corporate makeover design, making something over-complex, too many cooks, etc.
Allmusic is one of my toolbar links, just like imdb.com, where I go at least once a day to reference something. Now IT DOESN'T WORK.
Aargh. Blow me.

July 15, 2004

This Land Is Their Land

Although once it was made for you and me.Terrific election year flash animation!
By way of Daily Kos

In Cold Blood

Dir: Richard Brooks
1967
I read Truman Capote's novel during my first year at 6th Form in England,
over the course of a month of bus rides to and from campus. It still stays with me, and I finally saw the 1967 adaptation by Richard Brooks the other night.
Brooks shot the murder scenes in the actual house where it occured, and wisely removes all music from this sequence, just letting the wind howl around the house.
With Robert Blake in the main role as killer Perry Smith, the film can't help but reflect on his own trial and incarceration. Not only that, but much of the film reminded me of Lynch's "Lost Highway," from the night shots speeding along the road to the scenes in the cell. Maybe we're seeing chapters of a megamovie where Robert Blake, frustrated movie star, kills his wife, and transmogrifies into a young, sexy Perry Smith, who then goes on to kill again and wind back up on death row. As the psychologist in the movie says, "Separate they were harmless, but together they made a third person who killed" (I'm paraphrasing). That third person shaved his eyebrows, lives in a roadside shack, and urges men to kill.
There's even more intertextual hoohah when we see Perry in flashback as a little Mexican-American kid helping his mom out at the rodea. An early Blake role was as a little Mexican kid who sells Bogart a ticket in Treasure of the Sierra Madre. That movie and Bogart are referenced several times in "In Cold Blood." Some film student is bound to have a field day with this...
Missed in several online reviews I read of the film was the rather obvious suppressed homosexual relationship between the two killers. Dick Hickock, the other killer, talks of their friendship like marriage, and Perry seems quite co-dependent. The rage that sets him off on the killing spree in the Clutters' home starts when he stops Dick from raping the young girl, a sort of jealous rage. (Add in the father issues as well, and there's a whole heap o' problems here).
Strangely enough, a writer by the name of J.J. Maloney was the first to advance the homosexual jealousy idea, not Capote, in 1999. But didn't he get this idea from the film? Somebody's out of chronological order here. Either way, you can read about that ideahere.

Oil Paintings by Ron Francis

Talking about trompe l'oeil, I came across this site of oil paintings by Ron Francis, an Australian artist of trompe l'oeil. I prefer his oil work, as the hyper realism he uses in his murals translates into a Magritte-like dream state. This one and this one are particularly good, especially the early morning light seen in the latter.

Eye-bending Bodypainting

Here's a collaboration between Andrew Dunbar (photographer) and Anthony Chiappin (painter), a strange collection of grotesque bodypainting and trompe l'oeil. I wish the pics were a little bigger as it takes some looking to fully see all the figures and their poses.
By way of Everlasting Blort

July 14, 2004

Children Sodomized at Abu Ghraib

Seymour Hersh speaks out at the ACLU about what's on the rest of the videos that only Congress saw. Ed Cone links to the RealAudio version of the speech, and over at Daily Kos they are transcribing some of the more chilling parts of Hersh's speech. Expect an explosive New Yorker essay sometime soon. Meanwhile, America, have a cheeseburger and buy some sneakers.

Some of the worse that happened that you don't know about, ok. Videos, there are women there. Some of you may have read they were passing letters, communications out to their men. This is at Abu Ghraib which is 30 miles from Baghdad [...]

The women were passing messages saying "Please come and kill me, because of what's happened". Basically what happened is that those women who were arrested with young boys/children in cases that have been recorded. The boys were sodomized with the cameras rolling. The worst about all of them is the soundtrack of the boys shrieking that your government has. They are in total terror it's going to come out.

It's impossible to say to yourself how do we get there? who are we? Who are these people that sent us there?

Map of the Market

I'm not much of a money man (ask my wife), but this visual map of the stock market (updated daily) is too cool.
By way of Phil

July 13, 2004

A Scanner Darkly, Scanned 14 Times

A nice collection of Philip K. Dick Book Covers. Can't wait for the Linklater film adaptation of Scanner!
By way of The Cartoonist

Year of the Rat

Monkmus' newish video forBadly Drawn Boy's "Year of the Rat" is very cute, especially the doggy.

July 12, 2004

Fahrenheit 911: The Footnotes

Michael Moore has posted the complete notes and sources to his charges in F-911. Send 'em to your Republican family member sometime.

July 11, 2004

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

So the BushJunta wants to let us know they're planning for the possibility of a "terrorist attack" running up to the election. They're trying to figure out how to postpone the election if that happens. Of course, they'd love this to happen, I'm sure, as they hope bloodshed will raise Bush's ratings. Why not install martial law while they're at it?

Thinking about this dripping-with-evil announcement today, I'm telling myself it's more about the unsettling fear level they're trying to raise. What purpose does this announcement serve, anyway? If they are planning on some sort of coup d'etat why tell us? Why tell Al Qaeda that they're welcome to come cancel our elections? So, I think the message is really for us: don't vote for Kerry!

Elections went ahead during the Civil War and that was a country in chaos. The BushJunta are gettin' desparate, folks.

July 10, 2004

Jonas Odell loves Max Ernst

Not that you see many videos on MTV anymore, but Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" is one of the best, animated by Jonas Odell. This Quicktime version doesn't do the work justice. Maybe there'll be a DVD single (keep hoping)...

July 08, 2004

Urban Exploration

Here's an excellent site on the art? sport? of urban exploration (or "infiltration.") If you've ever explored an abandoned building or a storm tunnel, you probably will understand Infiltration, once a zine, now online. The section on how to access five-star hotel pools is definitely worth a look.

Someone Else's Record Collection

I came across this post from Woebot while searching for something on the composer Mauricio Kagel. I like the idea that this guy makes his living providing very expensive rare vinyl to arty types who can justify the expenditure. I know what seeing such records feels like. Oh Woe!

SWAG
Wonderboy makes very good money on the side as a record dealer. Bar possibly one or two people (he insists they exist) he's Europe's pre-eminent dealer. His list of clients is beyond scary. Interestingly a major part of his trade is in Modern Jazz; selling Argentinian Trios to Japanese collectors, and Tubby Hayes records to the highest bidder. Apparently he's losing interest in the dealing game, becoming buried deeper in making his own stuff. I picked up four records off him, which I could scarcely afford, however we don't hook up all that often. I'm going to keep the identity of those ones a secret, but I thought you might be interested to know what else he had in his bag; records I didn't buy. He'd already sold three apparently amazing Bruno Nicolai Italian Soundtracks before he got to me.

That's My Mate, That Is...

Long-time friend Phil Gyfordgot himself profiled in the Guardian today, as "one of the few people in this industry who produces much more than he promises; the complete opposite of the loud new media bullshitter." That is: he plans things and gets them done. (I should study him!) Anyway, he's a standup chap and has always been a help to me when I'm stuck on coding my sites. Cheers!

July 04, 2004

Saul Bass--Not Just Great Credits

Most film geeks know Saul Bass as the master of the opening credit sequence. "Vertigo" and the original "Ocean's 11" both start off with famous Bass sequences. But what I wasn't aware of was that Bass designed many famous corporate logos, most of which will be immediately recognizable (Exxon, Girl Scouts, United Airlines).