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May 23, 2004

Softly, softly, don't tell anybody...

We wouldn't want any frivolous lawsuits now, would we?

Iraqis lose right to sue troops over war crimes
Military win immunity pledge in deal on UN vote

Kamal Ahmed, political editor
Sunday May 23, 2004
The Observer

British and American troops are to be granted immunity from prosecution in Iraq after the crucial 30 June handover, undermining claims that the new Iraqi government will have 'full sovereignty' over the state.

Despite widespread ill-feeling about the abuse of prisoners by American forces and allegations of mistreatment by British troops, coalition forces will be protected from any legal action.

May 22, 2004

Bush Falls Off Bike...and oh by the way, Cheats Death Too

Lucky man.

Geneva Conventions: Justice Memos Explained How to Skip Prisoner Rights

On Jan. 25, 2002, Alberto R. Gonzales, the White House counsel, in a memorandum to President Bush, said that the Justice Department's advice was sound and that Mr. Bush should declare the Taliban as well as Al Qaeda outside the coverage of the Geneva Conventions. That would keep American officials from being exposed to the federal War Crimes Act, a 1996 law, which, as Mr. Gonzales noted, carries the death penalty.

Berg Video Staged?

Now the forensic experts are chipping in. Unsurprisingly, this is only in the Asia Times. Of course, Berg is still dead, and there haven't been any autopsies. But what exactly happened we still don't know. Plus, is the U.S. pushing al-Zarqawi as the numero uno bad guy because they know something about Osama? You have to keep the fear rolling, people.

Berg Beheading: No Way, say medical experts
By Ritt Goldstein
American businessman Nicholas Berg's body was found on May 8 near a Baghdad overpass; a video of his supposed decapitation death by knife appeared on an alleged al-Qaeda-linked website (www.al-ansar.biz) on May 11. But according to what both a leading surgical authority and a noted forensic death expert separately told Asia Times Online, the video depicting the decapitation appears to have been staged.

May 21, 2004

Wedding Party Massacre

So much awfulness, every bloody day, it's hard to know where to start. I'm not one of these full-time bloggers either, so I have to pick and choose my outrages. But this wedding-party massacre is pretty infuriating.

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | 'US soldiers started to shoot us, one by one'
Survivors describe wedding massacre as generals refuse to apologise

Rory McCarthy in Ramadi
Friday May 21, 2004
The Guardian

The wedding feast was finished and the women had just led the young bride and groom away to their marriage tent for the night when Haleema Shihab heard the first sounds of the fighter jets screeching through the sky above.

It was 10.30pm in the remote village of Mukaradeeb by the Syrian border and the guests hurried back to their homes as the party ended. As sister-in-law of the groom, Mrs Shihab, 30, was to sleep with her husband and children in the house of the wedding party, the Rakat family villa. She was one of the few in the house who survived the night.

'The bombing started at 3am,' she said yesterday from her bed in the emergency ward at Ramadi general hospital, 60 miles west of Baghdad. 'We went out of the house and the American soldiers started to shoot us. They were shooting low on the ground and targeting us one by one,' she said. She ran with her youngest child in her arms and her two young boys, Ali and Hamza, close behind. As she crossed the fields a shell exploded close to her, fracturing her legs and knocking her to the ground.

May 19, 2004

I love this new satellite!

I really love the look of the European Space Agency's new satellite, Portal (or Proba. Or something). It's square! It looks like a washing machine! Imagine if you had drawn this for a sci-fi comic--you'd be laughed off the page.

Unsurprising News: Bush Taking Middle East Advice from Loonball Rapture Freaks

Sigh. No surprise really.

The Jesus Landing Pad by Rick Perlstein

It was an e-mail we weren't meant to see. Not for our eyes were the notes that showed White House staffers taking two-hour meetings with Christian fundamentalists, where they passed off bogus social science on gay marriage as if it were holy writ and issued fiery warnings that "the Presidents [sic] Administration and current Government is engaged in cultural, economical, and social struggle on every level"—this to a group whose representative in Israel believed herself to have been attacked by witchcraft unleashed by proximity to a volume of Harry Potter. Most of all, apparently, we're not supposed to know the National Security Council's top Middle East aide consults with apocalyptic Christians eager to ensure American policy on Israel conforms with their sectarian doomsday scenarios.

But now we know.

May 18, 2004

The Deconstruction of Roy

For years David Barsalou painstakingly hunted down the original comic panels that formed the basis of Roy Lichtenstein's pop art. The full site is no longer up but all the comparison panels are. What did Lichtenstein add and what did he take away? And is this sampling? And can anybody sue?

May 17, 2004

How They Will Steal the Election, pt. 534

Sounds like a plan has been hatched.

From the White House, a nightmare scenario

White House officials say they've got a 'working premise' about terrorism and the presidential election: It's going to happen. 'We assume,' says a top administration official, 'an attack will happen leading up to the election.' And, he added, 'it will happen here.' There are two worst-case scenarios, the official says. The first posits an attack on Washington, possibly the Capitol, which was believed to be the target of the 9/11 jet that crashed in Pennsylvania. Theory 2: smaller but more frequent attacks in Washington and other major cities leading up to the election. To prepare, the administration has been holding secret antiterrorism drills to make sure top officials know what to do. 'There was a sense,' says one official involved in the drills, 'of mass confusion on 9/11. Now we have a sense of order.' Unclear is the political impact, though most Bushies think the nation would rally around the president. 'I can tell you one thing,' adds the official sternly, 'we won't be like Spain,' which tossed its government days after the Madrid train bombings.

Yep, we're certainly not going to be like Spain, where they went on to have elections...yep, we're going to cancel ours...yep...

May 14, 2004

Now India Hates Us Too!

Wow, does this administration just look at a world map every week and go after countries it hasn't alienated? I first heard this story on KPFK and followed up back on Google. Unbelievable.

India Hunts for Iraq Job Agent

Terry Friel • Reuters

VELICHIKKALA, India, 10 May 2004 —

Police are hunting a job agent who duped poor and illiterate workers into going to US Army camps in Iraq where they say they ended up trapped for months working as virtual slaves.

Allegations of abuse by US troops told by the first group of returnees sparked outrage in India last week, drawing comparisons with the treatment of Iraqi prisoners.

At the request of the Indian government, US officials have launched an investigation into the claims. But the workers, while insisting US troops intimidated and harassed them and that they were not allowed to leave, say they were never abused physically.

Interviews with those at the heart of the complaints indicate the main problems were with the contractor employing them — on behalf of a unit of US firm Halliburton — and Iraq’s harsh wartime environment and desert climate.

Police say the agent, who recruited the workers for another company in Bombay, which then sent them overseas, has fled.

May 12, 2004

Slaughter of the Innocent

The more I thought about this other comment on Daily Kos, the more I knew I should post it.

I grew up on a farm.  We butchered our own animals for food.  The typical way to kill a sheep was to cut its throat.  It would take everything I had to force myself to do this.  It's impossible to describe the act or the eternity it took for the animal to lose consciousness, bleed out, and finally give up its desperate struggle for every bit of life it was losing as I held it down.

I can remember the first person I ever saw who said a prayer and asked for forgiveness from God and from the animal just before killing it.  It was clearly just as hard on him.  Afterward I would do the same thing when this task was put before me.  It helped relieve the guilt, and the horror, I felt.

More death...

More killing, beheadings, etc. Whatever next? What atrocity next week? Tomorrow? In the meantime, Wayne Madsen over at Counterpunch wonders if some members of the Israeli Defence Force are taking part in the Abu Ghraib prison. That'll make more Arabs happy, I'm sure. Kurt Vonnegut offers us his take on the whole mess (a bit scattered, but if you like Vonnegut, it's exactly his style. Over at Daily Kos, one commentor on the beheading thinks the details of Berg's capture and death sound pretty hinky (CIA style).

May 11, 2004

Kill Bill 2

Dir: Quentin Tarantino
2004
Forgot to post my thoughts on this here,
as I had posted them over at a mailing list I'm on. Here's pretty much what I said there.

On the Jackie Brown DVD, QT talks about how JB "proved" he could make an intelligent, mostly dialog-driven film. And he had done it as his third film, early in his career. He goes on to say that maybe the next film will just be a movie-movie, just stupid fun, but craaaaazy.

So that's how I take KB. The trouble with QT is that we have to wait so bloody long between films that the expectations outweigh the eventual release.

A friend of mine made a comparison between 1 and 2 in that they reflect Kurosawa's tactic with Yojimbo and Sanjuro. Yojimbo is all blood 'n' guts; Sanjuro has little of that, and when violence does arrive it doesn't conform to our expectations. Big baddies are dispatched quickly and without flourishes, where we expect big set pieces.

Over on the P5 list, where the convo is about sampling, Paul's Boutique has been mentioned a few times, and I feel that KB is a bit like that--QT has made a sampladelic movie, no more no less. He's just throwing everything out there on the table--all the movies he loves, reconfiguring it, tweaking it.

I admit it's light and superficial, but I had some laughs along the way: Sonny Chiba's sushi chef scene, Gordon Liu's segment, the massacre of the Crazy 88s.

Who knows what QT will do for a follow up? My sense is that it will be something more like Jackie Brown. There's been this WWII movie that he's been wanting to make. Maybe he'll pull a David Mamet and do a drawing-room drama like The Winslow Boy. Really, it could be anything. Only by the next film will we really know how to see KBII.

Japattack's Tarantino Interview

This is a pretty good Tarantino interview from before KBI came out. It made me think of the landscape of Kill Bill, how each "land" is made up purely of films and film references. Not a big revelation, as this is a post-modern film at its grandest, but how the rules change from location to location are, I think, particular to this film (instead of being a free-for-all).

Moblogging from the front and the new Reformation

Are camera-phones and digital imagery the new Gutenburg Bible? Or are
we congratulating ourselves too much?

href="http://www.corante.com/many/archives/2004/05/11/moblogging_from_the_fr
ont_and_the_new_reformation.php">Moblogging from the Front and the New
Reformation

James Hong of HotorNot fame launched YAFRO as a Friendster clone (the
acronym is for Yet Another Friendster Rip-off.) Since then, they¹ve turned
it into a moblog, and Hong has recently posted a list of US soldiers posting
pictures to YAFRO from Iraq. Images straight from the front, with Dan Rather
nowhere in sight?

Jaques Barzun, author of the marvelous history of modernity From Dawn to
Decadence (1500 - present), makes the point that the Catholic Church as a
pan-European political force was done in by the Protestant Reformation,
itself fueled by the printing press. Once the Church lost the ability to
control the direct perception of scripture, thanks to the printing of
(relatively) cheap bibles in languages other than Latin, their loss of
political hegemony followed.

This is what we are seeing now relative to the military¹s control of
information. A year or so ago, someone in the DoD told me that the thing
that would most affect the prosecution of the war in Iraq would be images of
DAB¹s ? Dead American Bodies. The unplanned spread of photos of coffins, and
now of torture victims, means that control of this part of the war is
outside the military¹s hands.

Ending Biblical Brainwash

George Dvorsky elucidates a thought that I've had for some time: fundamentalists are mentally ill. But what to do?

Betterhumans > Ending Biblical Brainwash: "Imagine that you're a psychiatrist. A new patient comes to see you and says that he regularly talks to an invisible being who never responds, that he reads excerpts from one ancient book and that he believes wholeheartedly that its contents must be accepted implicitly, if not taken literally.

The patient goes on to say that that the world is only 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs never existed. He brazenly rejects modern science's observations and conclusions, and subscribes to the notion that after death he will live in eternal bliss in some alternate dimension. And throughout your meeting, he keeps handing you his book and urging you to join him, lest you end up after death in a far less desirable alternate dimension than him.

May 10, 2004

Pleeeeeeze write something nice!

Now here’s some hilarity: The Wisconsin Post-Crescent is begging its readers to write nice letters about Chimpy McCokespoon to balance what I take to be the flood of mail decrying his policies. You  mean Rush’s dittoheads had taken a break from their form letters?

We’ve been getting more letters critical of President Bush than those that support him. We’re not sure why, nor do we want to guess. But in today’s increasingly polarized political environment, we would prefer our offering to put forward a better sense of balance.

Since we depend upon you, our readers, to supply our letters, that goal can be difficult. We can’t run letters that we don’t have.
Sad, isn’t it?
By way of Media Matters

Quick Posts

First of all, it's good to see that the Monkey thinks that not only is Rummy doing a great job, but we the peons owe him a debt of gratitude. Hopefully this will be one more nail in the coffin of Bush's election hopes.
This came after Bush had a gander at more Iraq torture porn. I guess he was dizgustapated, but wouldn't a porn fiend say the same thing? ("I looked at those photos of those filthy, wanton whores and I have to say I was disgusted.After about 10 minutes I lost interest.")
Now, if you haven't seen the hecklers goin' after Rummy, look here. Tough crowd.
A German newspaper ran this iPod parody in an article of Private English.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world thinks we've gone to hell, and the al-Sadr bunch has now said that any British female soldier captured can be kept like a slave. Fan-freakin'-tastic. If we're not going to uphold the Geneva Convention, then this is exactly the stuff that's going to happen. Didn't one of these twits in the administration think about this?
And despite all what's happening, the despicable Bush administration still tried to stop the U.N. from passing a new, stronger treaty on torture. Absolutely pathetic. This administration is nothing but war criminals. I'm getting back to how I felt around the time of the invasion last March. Bush has blood on his hands.

May 09, 2004

We Have Seen the Enemy, and They are Us

This is a great essay from Philip Kennicott. These are the images of colonialism mixed with the casual decadence of Internet porn.

A Wretched New Picture Of America (washingtonpost.com): "These photos show us what we may become, as occupation continues, anger and resentment grows and costs spiral. There's nothing surprising in this. These pictures are pictures of colonial behavior, the demeaning of occupied people, the insult to local tradition, the humiliation of the vanquished. They are unexceptional. In different forms, they could be pictures of the Dutch brutalizing the Indonesians; the French brutalizing the Algerians; the Belgians brutalizing the people of the Congo.

Look at these images closely and you realize that they can't just be the random accidents of war, or the strange, inexplicable perversity of a few bad seeds. First of all, they exist. Soldiers who allow themselves to be photographed humiliating prisoners clearly don't believe this behavior is unpalatable. Second, the soldiers didn't just reach into a grab bag of things they thought would humiliate young Iraqi men. They chose sexual humiliation, which may recall to outsiders the rape scandal at the Air Force Academy, Tailhook and past killings of gay sailors and soldiers.

Is it an accident that these images feel so very much like the kind of home made porn that is traded every day on the Internet? That they capture exactly the quality and feel of the casual sexual decadence that so much of the world deplores in us?

Is it an accident that the man in the hood, arms held out as if on a cross, looks so uncannily like something out of the Spanish Inquisition? That they have the feel of history in them, a long, buried, ugly history of religious aggression and discrimination?


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First photo gallery up!

I came across a cool little Javascript photo gallery thingy over at CodeLifter.com, which I have modified and tweaked to bring you a gallery of recent shots from my weekend foray into L.A. to visit Jon. Now I've figured and configured this system (including batch processing of images and such), I will be bringing you more photo fun in the future...

May 07, 2004

Secretary

Dir: Stephen Shainberg
2002
A fabulous performance by Maggie Gyllenhaal
and a typically weird one by James Spader, in this tale of a socially backward girl who comes into her own under the weird dominating presence of the lawyer, Edward Grey, she works for. The critical consensus of the film is that the ending falls apart, or suggests that much was cut to keep the third act from leaving its near-literal hothouse atmosphere. I felt this way too, that Lee (Gyllenhaal) finds her freedom through becoming a submissive, and so the end, where the two consummate their love in a very straight, hetero way (naked rumpy-pumpy) feels like it's against everything that's come first. Surely, the desired outcome for Lee would be more of the submissive game.
A few days later, I came up with an alternative to just dismissing the ending. Perhaps what we're seeing is Edward's assertion of dominance over the narrative. How can Lee, a submissive, wind up being the hero? Wouldn't that make her dominant? So, think about the orchids, Edward's prised possession. They are cloistered, doted on, but stuck in an artificial "natural" environment." We also see Edward plant a photo of Lee in the garden. What if the lawyer's office is the nursery, and marriage/life in a suburban house is the end location/result? Lee becomes a flower that is transplanted into Edward's life. When they finally make love, it is on a grass bed. A following shot shows Lee strapped to a tree during sex (the last image of bondage we see). Is the ultimate bondage domestic servitude? Is the final shot of Lee, as she looks into the camera with all sorts of emotion washing over her face, damning? A cry for help? Acceptance? She has spoken to us thorughout, but now Lee just looks. Is the film a very subtle and/or vague version of "The Collector"? How complicit is Lee in her fate? How should we feel about this?
Looking at the film this way, it may not be so hard to dismiss.

Stolen Kisses

Dir: Francois Truffaut
1968
Francois Truffaut's sequel--if you discount the short made in between--to "The 400 Blows",
following the young adulthood of Antoine Doniel (Jean-Pierre Leaud), as he goes from crummy job to crummy job (hotel night clerk, detective (!), shoe salesman, TV repairman), falling in and out of love, and getting into a little bit of trouble.
It's an incredibly light film, surprising as it was made during May 1968, as the Nouvelle Vague protested the Langlois affair and shut down Cannes. In the Criterion Collection DVD extras, the film is said to almost have been made as a way to relax from the political pressures of that year, with filming happening in a scattershot fashion with loads of improv.
The various detectives in the film (in typical trenchcoat, and always shadowing someone) are classic American Noir (Truffaut had just finished his adaptation of Cornell Woolrich's The Bride Wore Black before this film) rendered comical by their transplanting into French society. The young, sometimes girlfriend of Antoine, Christine (Claude Jade), is tailed all the way through the movie, only to find the detective confessing his love for her at the end in a strange closing scene. Hey, it's France, vive l'amour!

Prime Suspect 6

Dir: Tom Hooper
2003
Has it really been six years since the last Prime Suspect?
This series along with Cracker show how differently the British and the Americans see their police dramas. Although Prime Suspect is clearly Detective Tennyson's show, the fleshing out of her fellow squad members and of the victims and suspects really give the show a novelistic touch. Detective Supt. Tennyson is not a super-genius, but we thrill at her bullheadedness and determination, while her moments of self-doubt and even defeat round out her character humbly.
There are very few chases--the ones that happen resolve themselves quickly (suspect escapes, suspect caught)--very little gunplay, though there are guns. Tennyson wanders around potentially dangerous areas without a gun drawn, confusing the American viewers. Major clues are not exclusively the domain of the lead--often a member of the team finds them.
Steadily, steadily, the case is built, in this case around an obvious suspect in the murder of a Bosnian Muslim women who immigrated to England 10 years before only to find the war followed her. Interrogations don't produce immediate results. The media is out of the investigation's hands and ruins leads. And one major tactic that PS does over and over to some effect is never allowing the audience any release through the protagonist. As stones are lain in her path, Tennyson gets more and more frustrated, but very little do we see her exploding in anger. Instead another, sometimes disconnected, scene begins and we carry over that emotion with us. No wonder the show is so bleedin' tense.
Helen Mirren is great, just great, a real hero, always thinking.

May 06, 2004

...and take the rest of the crooks with you!

Resign, Rumsfeld! So says the Economist. (Wow!)

HaloScan Kaput?

I just noticed that all the comments have upped and left. Uh-oh. And Haloscan's website is not responding. Uh-oh, part two. Hopefully, it'll be back...

Quick Links

Here's a harsh review of John Fowles' Diaries from the London Review of Books. I had no idea the man was so misanthropic.

In 1996 I picked up a copy of Learning From Las Vegas in paperback. Only now do I discover that the hardback original is much more beautiful. (And it'll set you back $3,500 or so, used.)

David, Not Christopher

You gotta love the tracklisting for David Cross' new album, It's Not Funny:

1. Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References!
2. Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
3. A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
4. I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
5. Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!
6. My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
7. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
8. When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
9. Pandering to the Locals!
10. Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won’t Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
11. Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
12. When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!

No Way Is There a Cover-up

You've got to be kidding me, right? How conveeeeeeeenient.

F.A.A. Official Scrapped Tape of 9/11 Controllers' Statements
WASHINGTON, May 6 — At least six air traffic controllers who dealt with two of the hijacked airliners on Sept. 11, 2001, made a tape recording that same day describing the events, but the tape was destroyed by a supervisor without anyone making a transcript or even listening to it, the Transportation Department said in a report today.

Stockhausen: Ahead of His Time

This is from Joseph Lanza's book on elevator music that I'm currently reading:

Karlheinz Stockhausen later suggested using computer-programmed "sound swallowers" to neutralize every unwanted noise in a public place with its opposite vibration."

Do you think he meant these?

"Why Do They Hate Us?"

You have to wonder if Joe Public is still asking these questions after photo after photo is released of the torture of Iraqi prisoners. Like a fratboy date-rapist rushing to put on a "car wash for charity" event to assuage his guilt, so our fearless leader rushed to talk to the the Iraqi people on TV, to explain to the "brown-skinned people," as he likes to refer to them, that he was disgustipated. (He wouldn't apologize, though. But of course not.)
Uh-huh. Why are people acting like this torture is surprising? (And it's not "abuse", okay? It's torture.) When we have prison camps in Cuba, and a military "justice" system that refuses to charge people, hold them indefinitely, and promises them nothing better than a kangaroo court? When our government lets us know that it doesn't have to answer to anybody, or apologize for anything? And people are shocked that this sort of crap goes on?
For more outrage check out this Canadian Broadcasting Company documentary on our alleged massacre of Taliban soldiers. (Warning: this links directly to the 52mb QTime movie. Also read about one of the torturers, (I believe it's the one in the above photo) who unsurprisingly turns out to be ignorant racist white trash. People in her home town don't think she did anything wrong--hell, they'll probably build a monument to her after her court martial. At least these people don't ask "why do they hate us"--they don't care.
Hey, folks, we're supposed to be better than this. Now we're seen as worse than Saddam--that's quite a dubious achievement.

New Page Loaded!

I borrowed a scanner the other day and scanned whatever I had handy at the time, which was a file of some of my old illustrations for the Santa Barbara Independent. I've made a page of them, with a few more to come...

May 05, 2004

Blogger weirdness

Not that you were watching, but Blogger was suffering from Java-based weirdness the last four days and wouldn't post anything. It's back to normal now. Also!! The link to my Konishi site over on the right now works (I just discovered it never had), and the Squid Lord page has been updated.

May 03, 2004

The Weird World of Mark Ryden

What a strange man, that Mark Ryden.

Hebdomeros (and other writings) - Giorgio de Chirico

Exact Change, 1992
After slogging my way through these collective writings of de Chirico,
I have decided that out of all the surrealists and proto-surrealists, this man comes as close to my own artistic aesthetic.
Not that I would have known from the title work, a novella called "Hebdomeros," the only novel he wrote, a completely mad and dreamlike work that did not seem to come from the same artist, the man who painted empty plazas full of long shadows, statues, and mannequins.
For "Hebdomeros" is full of people. No real characters, save the title man, who is a wilder version of de Chirico, and who is somewhat of a painter, an artist, but who travels through the novel in and out of linear time, dreamstate, and textual reality.
It's a work comprised of long, unweildy sentences that shift subject matter while you read them. "Dreamlike" has never been a truer description, as scenery shifts (though confining itself to hotel rooms, seaside towns, countrysides, and piazzas) along with characters. Yet nothing in "Hebdomeros" is reminiscent of de Chirico's paintings, which is quite notable--he didn't see the work as an extension of his painterly concerns.
This is made obvious with the other works that make up the second half of this book from Exact Change. Here we have a two rough sketches, warm-ups for the novel, written in similar (and equally confusing) style; Three stories containing a character called "Monsieur Dudron," in which the narrative is more traditional and where we are alerted of shifts in dreamstate; and then a series of attempts at a manifesto, where the more familiar elements of deChirico's paintings finally turn up--the statues, the lonely square, the banners and flags seen over the tops of buildings, the allusions to Homer and Ulysses; and two critical appraisals, one of New York City, and one of the painterCourbet. DeChirico admired the realists, but was in search of realistic solutions to Nietzchian revelations ("Ecce Homo" being a favorite philosophic text). When deChirico describes his paintings, he adds sound, so next time you see those banners over his walls, there's a flapping, cracking sound to be heard.
I share some of his feelings, particularly the "nostalgia of the infinite," by which he means, I believe, that sense of sadness and mystery when looking at things far away or hidden behind a wall, such as his flags or passing trains.

Sometimes the skyline is blocked by a wall behind which rises the whistle of a locamotive, or the clank of a departing train: all the nostalgia of infinity is revealed to us behind the geometrical precision of the square.

My childhood was often spent in the backyard of my house wondering what lay beyond the high fence at the top of the hill that bordered our property. Of course, I could have taken the road up and around to discover that, but it would have been different. De Chirico understands the same thing: the train seen at a distance is different from the same train seen up close. He wants to recontextualize things, much like the later Surrealist and Pop Artists did: he thought it a splendid enigma to put furniture in the middle of roads, or forests. He toys with the idea of placing statues of men in bedrooms, or sitting in chairs looking out windows.
Soon after his classic period, de Chirico tried to become a classicist (figures!) and got denounced by the artists around him. He wound up signing his work "The Greatest Painter" and making counterfeits of his old work. Oh dear.
The book taxed my vocabulary, which I consider pretty broad. For your fun and pleasure, I include a short list of words I had to go look up.

Parthenonize, pedagogize, ephebogogize, megaron, ithyphallic, hypostases, telluric, peristyle, amphorae, cholagogic, "acquae calidae", ogival, littoral, hygrometrically, clepsydra, catafalque, vernissage, Alpheus, Thermopylae, ephebes, lacustrine, "lares and penates", "Rialto bridge", Quiberon, boreal, Zouave, deliomaque, Dioscuri

He also mentions artists and poets I didn't know:

Etienne Spartali, Pandolfo Colenuccio, Corot, Poussin, Louis Le Nain, Zrzavy

If I was paid to write this, I would use Merriam-Webster and link to all these, but in this world you're on your own.

The Witches - Roald Dahl

Puffin, 1983
Here's a secret about my married life:
Jessica likes to be read to. Something about my deep, sonorous (read: monotone) voice comforts her at bedtime and sends her right off. While she spends her own reading time either in magazines or on a few books (right now it's some Buddhist text), we use the reading time to check out children's literature. (They're quick to get through, and fun to read out loud. Not like, say, Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections.)
It was a sad fact that I never read "Winnie-the-Pooh" until I read it to Jessica, although by that time I enjoyed all of its nuances and Milne's effortless style.
I picked up "The Witches" the other day for 50 cents, and that became our new book.
First of all, this is a great book for reading out loud. With The Grand High Witch, parents and other readers can indulge in their vurrrrrrrst German accent, as Roald Dahl envisions a witch not as a cackling crone, but as a half-zombie She-Wolf of the SS. The witches' grand plan to exterminate all children is not far indeed from Hitler's "Final Solution," and the mice/vermin parallel is well taken.
Dahl creates a hero who gets turned into a mouse half-way through and doesn't get turned back into a boy. He very cleverly reverses the "coming of age" trope - by getting smaller and becoming unhuman, the hero grows up and realises his destiny. There's also a penultimate chapter where the mouse-boy realises that he won't live that long, being a mouse and all, but as he loves his dear old grandmamma, they will grow old together. It's a weird, mortality-filled chapter that made Jessica ask, "Is this book really for kids?" (Don't ask me, I'm still getting over the recent shock of my first read of The Velveteen Rabbit. Talk about traumatizing a child.)
Dahl is a devious genius, and his bile is well placed. There's no coddling here, with witches not just seeing children as nuisances, but as things needing to be eradicated. There's no witches with hearts of gold, or witches to be fooled, they are just there to kill children. That's it. Refreshing, indeed.