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October 28, 2003

Steve Jobs: Black Power Conspiracy?

Spike Lee, man, you were robbed again!
I have yet to hear anyone state the obvious: The whole design of Mac's new OS X package is a blatant copy of Lee's 1992 "Malcolm X" poster.
People: "X"?
"Panther"?
"Black...Panther"?


Is Steve Jobs making a Black Power comparison here? Look at yet another example.





You think those venetian blinds are a coincidence???

October 27, 2003

Fire on the Mountain

Today was such a particular day, a particular mood. We got up to find, nicely enough, that the clocks had gone back an hour, so that extra lay-in wasn't as long as we thought. Stepped outside onto the patio and was enveloped by the heat and something else: the smell of smoke. Those two, combined with the golden hazy sunshine took me back in a Proustian moment to Japan 1995. I realised only today that a majority of my time in Japan was under a cloud of perpetual smoke.
Then I felt a bit strange, because while I was off in madeline-biscuit land, I was actually inhaling the remains of somebody's Rancho Cucamonga/Lake Piru house.
Tonight I took part in a press conference for Michael Moore's visit to Santa Barbara. The man filled the Arlington to the bursting point. He came late to the pre-show green room conf, but was a gracious guest, though the answers he gave to the questions mostly turned up in his lecture, line for line, joke for joke. The only thing he didn't use was a little sneak preview of his upcoming 2004 film, "Fahrenheit 911": I asked him about black box voting, and though he did later tell the audience about Diebold--eliciting a huge gasp from them (I guess this story is not mainstream enough yet)--he told the press that in the upcoming film, he visits the house of Diebold's CEO.
I'm possibly going to write this up as a news feature for the Voice. We'll see.
Finally, the air is cool and crisp tonight and is making a refreshing atmosphere for late night typing. I'm in the zone, baby! I'm ready to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

October 24, 2003

The Magus - John Fowles

Dell, 1965
Technically this is Fowles' first novel, and the first that I have read (the first the public knew was The Collector). This was recommended to me by G_____
and I soon moved from the teeny-weeny print of the paperback to our library's hardback version, the better for reading a 600-page tome while in bed. The Magus tells the story of a young Englishman who travels to a small Greek island called Phraxos to teach English. Instead he gets wrapped up in the psychological games of a mysterious millionaire islander called Conchis, who may or may not have helped the Germans in the war, may or may not be able to summon the dead, bend time, and offer a glimpse into a world beyond reality.
The book was a quick read, though dense and literary, and respectful of the reader (he drops many references to The Tempest long before one character points them out). In plot it's similar to the reality-bending thrillers on the late-'90s, where every 25 pages some new revelation turns all previous events on their heads. Near the end it begins to sound a lot like David Fincher's "The Game" from 1998, but with much more at stake than making some business executive learn to laugh and love again.
Fowles evokes not just the Greek Island, but the feeling of traveling abroad after college, the sexy danger of it all. The lead character Nicholas is indeed right in the middle of one of those identity-forming experiences, one that Conchis exploits.
The end doesn't wrap up the plot, but thematically it closes well, though far off into the abstract. There were a few nights where I wound up going to bed at 4 a.m. because I got so caught up in it.

October 18, 2003

Absolutely classic

Much hilarity in the Mills household over this irony.


Bush orders officials to stop the leaks

WASHINGTON - Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush - living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge - told his top officials to 'stop the leaks' to the media, or else.

News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately.

Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.

October 15, 2003

Calpundit: The New Model Republican Party

CalPundit sums up the New Republicans with this statement:

Republicans won't rest until abortion is completely outlawed, Social Security is abolished, the welfare state is completely rolled back, the book of Genesis is taught in science classes, and the federal income tax is abolished.
Think that sounds extreme? Except that it's distilled from the Texas Republican Party Platform itself.

October 14, 2003

Further Embarrassment

I don't know if you've seen the Bush-authored poem to his wife, but The Missouri Review has it, along with ironic commentary. It's staggeringly bad, and I wonder if his handlers thought that showing that his writing style is akin to that of a second grader would endear him out of his plummeting support?

Dear Mr. G.W. Bush / Re: Your recent submission

by Scott Kaukonen

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.
—G.W. Bush, 2003

Dear Mr. G.W. Bush,

We would like to thank you for the submission of your untitled poem ("Roses are red/Violets are blue") to The Missouri Review. We assure you that it received the utmost attention of our editorial staff. Though we regret that we are unable to accept your poem for publication, we would like to share a few observations and to offer suggestions towards a revision. It is our belief that another draft or two might strengthen the chances of the poem's later publication—if not in the pages of our own humble journal, then perhaps in another of greater merit.

And wasn't it the monkey himself who dropped the dog? Way to shift blame!

October 11, 2003

V.A. - The Readymade Record of Humour (aka Boot Beat Manifest)

Readymade Records HIRMC-1004
2003.05.15

The joke's on us, apparently.
This CD came free with the decidedly unfree Readymade Magazine and is a series of tracks by Readymade artists and their friends, all of which are audio collages, some incorporating rare groove material, others using English and Japanese text samples. It's Attention Deficit Disorder Music, with no groove staying longer than a couple of bars to form the center of anything. It's like John Oswald without the density, or Negativland without the politics or satire.
Now, there is some discussion over on the Pizzicato Five mailing list and elsewhere whether DJ Yoshio is actually Yasuharu Konishi. On his track he plays longer samples of tracks that Konishi has used in P5 songs and elsewhere. Does this seem like another transparent admittance?
I think the idea of the CD is to provide DJ "lessons" to the listeners, either through presenting a DJs favorite samples or through showing how much can be mixed together in one sitting. Then there's also a few Japanese spoken word tracks seemingly against Bush and the war (the monkey gets sampled a few times). What is it all about? In what environment does this CD make sense?

The Four King Cousins - Introducing

Capitol Records (rereleased on M&M records, MMCD-1009, 1997
1968

I have this album with no real information, just a track listing and a date: 1968.
Apparently they are the offspring of the other King Singers, and here cover some Bacharach, some Beatles, some Beach Boys, and some Roger Nichols. What I want to know is who did the arrangements (for groups like this, the "auteur"). The stop-start of "Good Day Sunshine" is clever and the vocals go to and fro between solo and sweet harmony.
As usual with soft-rock groups, the Japanese are crazier about this stuff than the West. Google results in 80% pages found with Japanese domain names. The Western stuff is mostly just a mention in a "For Sale" list or a spot on some indie-radio station's playlist.
Any Pizzicato Five fan worth their salt should seek this one out--I bet Konishi wore his copy out. Just listen to "I Fell" and then P5's "Triste" and all should be apparent.

Moonlight Whispers

Dir: Akihito Shiota
1999
A tender coming of age story masked as a psycho-sexual treatise on sado-masochism...or vice versa?
Akihito Shiota's film is based on a manga by the same name, and came out in 1999. I got to watch it on a VHS copy taped off a Chinese VCD (with English subs).
The film starts off with a typical young high-school love relationship beginning during the spring semester. The nervous few months of Takuya and Satsuki's relationship rang very true and for a brief moments I felt like I was watching a very good realist film (it certainly brought me back to memories of my first girlfriend in 1986). But soon after she gives up her virginity to him, she discovers his true fetish.
Remarkably, Aota doesn't push the switch in our faces, and doesn't try to make us feel bad in a true miserablist way (such as a Solondz would do). Satsuki is pissed, but Takuya is persistent and won't give up after being dumped and humiliated. In fact, he likes being humiliated, and Satsuki begins to realize she loves to humiliate.
By the end, Shiota even brings us back to a world of innocence, only shifted to accomodate a relationship beyond the norm of society, and does so without reducing anybody down to something less than human. The movie is a good lesson for filmmakers in how to explore the most outre material without resorting to snarky nihilism. Fascinating.
Equally fascinating: lead actress Tsugumi, with her moony face and a bullet-bra that couldn't help reminding me of the cold war.

Don't Look Up (a k a "Ghost Actress")

Dir: Hideo Nakata
1996
Got around to watching this after having friends tape it off the Sundance Channel last year,
during their "Japanese Horror" week, where I was able to tape "Cure" and "Spiral" as well. "Don't Look Up," given the absolute straight-to-landfill title of "Ghost Actress" for some reason, is Hideo Nakata's first film and the one that presumably got him the gig to make the original "Ring" film.
At a very speedy 75 minutes, it's more like an extended TV episode than a movie, but there are plenty of chilliing moments here, almost from the beginning, when the mysterious outtakes of an old movie turn up superimposed on recent footage shot at a studio. These initial scenes, when the crew watch the dailies in silence, are very effective. The look of terror in the actresses eyes when she glimpses something awful offscreen shocked even me. The movie deserved to have a script that fleshed out the characters a bit more, and music that matched its mood of creeping menace. Instead there's some terrible cod-reggae that pops up in all the wrong parts.
The parallels between this film and Ring are certainly there in the mysterious footage and the slow unconvering of the truth as well as the subtle way that Nakata has history double over on itself. Much more could have been made with theme of acting and identity, and of the film that's actually being shot, the story which seems to be about supressing the horror of the Second World War. The ghost is particularly frightening, especially because it doesn't give you all the goods at once. At first it looks harmless, then the more we see it, the more we want to look away. That's good--most filmmakers would give you the money shot immediately.
On a greater level, the reason why Japanese horror is so effective is that it really is about death. American horror isn't about death in any tangible sense, just artifice and actors exiting the screen in spectacular ways. The recent Cabin Fever was awful because it couldn't even begin to look at disease and death in any real way.
Anyway, the film so freaked out Jessica, who takes these ghost stories so seriously that she can't even say the word (she says "G" instead), that she refused to speak to me about it afterwards.

demonlover

Dir: Olivier Assayas
2002
Certainly one of the strangest films I've seen this year,
I caught this in Pasadena at the Laemmle, sure that it will never come to Santa Barbara. What starts out as a chilly tale of big business quickly turns into something broader in scheme. This isn't a film about pawns caught in capitalism's game, this film is capitalism itself. It's a relentless blurring of identity until characters get reduced to units to be fucked or killed. Connie Nielson plays Diane, who at the beginning of the film, drugs her coworker, an event that allows her to take her place in a multinational corporation that is shuttling back and forth between Tokyo and Paris to buy shares in an anime company specializing in porn cartoons and 3-D CG porn. There's Hervé (Charles Berling), who Diane may be involved with, and a subordinate, Elise (Chloe Sevigny), who hates her guts. Then there's the American representatives, one of whom is Gina Gershon. There's a secret website called "The Hellfire Club" that offers live snuff feeds for a price.
About halfway through I kind of gave up on the plot and, like giving up on trying to pick out notes and melody in a wash of feedback, just let the movie roll over me. (Soundtrack is by Sonic Youth, and I'm glad I saw this in the theater, as the effective sound levels are something that would get me evicted.)
The film is intentionally hard to listen to, hard to watch, and hard to follow. Here and there you start to pick up on clues that Assayas has left. Why so many shots of credit card machines? Why a scene similar to the hotel scene in Assayas' own "Irma Vep"--and why does Diane's costume in that scene return as a PVC Emma Peel suit? (Emma Peel--Avengers...wasn't one of the episodes in which she nearly got tortured to death called the Hellfire Club? And wasn't the Hellfire Club a front for the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants in the XMen comic book...and didn't Storm get captured by them? And doesn't a character at the end of the movie request a victim dress up like Storm? And by making all these connections, does that make me closer to an understanding, or does that make me a sad, sad man?)
Nobody has any background or connection to anybody or anything. Though the movie teems with lascivious sex, there's barely any to be had, and nothing to come of it in terms of humanity.
"demonlover" alludes to the website, but also to the multi-phallused and tentacled demons of Japanese porn anime, able to send out their tendrils to fill every orifice of their young nubile victims. Tattoo "21st Century Capitalism" across the demon's chest and you have a rough and ready metaphor of the film.
Following up, there's a short essay over at The Film Journal on the film that brings up an interesting point regarding video games and the scene in which Nielson fights Gershon (a "level boss" in videogame terms). That the film is one big video game is suggested, and reminded me of my friend's worry that in fact The Matrix Revolutions will end with this po-mo joke (they wouldn't be so blatant or so bold, methinks, but the trailer for that film looks like the makers are cashing in their chips for a full-on Death Star like battle to the death).
In a later conversation with Jon, I added that those critics who think the whole thing is a videogame fall into the same apathetic trap as the teenager at the end--that nobody is worth caring about because they're on the computer screen.

Manhunter

Dir: Michael Mann
1986
I picked up the two-disc DVD of this at the rental store,
and made the boneheaded mistake of watching the original, clumsily edited version, completely oblivious to the fact that the other disc contained the remastered director's cut. And after two hours of "Manhunter" I wasn't going to watch it again.
A lot of critics regard this film highly, and like to drag it out in reference when they want to go on about how much they didn't like "Hannibal" or whatever. And I can't really say too much not having seen the director's cut, but here Mann plays the serial killer genre as a straight police procedural, with much focus on the job of the profiler, played here by William Petersen, who often pounds his fist and addresses windows or televisions, vowing that he'll find the killer before he does it again. Showing a profiler coming to conclusions in his head, showing the thought process itself, is difficult, but Mann does it well in a scene with Petersen and two television monitors. The music here is all wrong, either naff Yamaha DX-7 wanking or blaring "hard rock" stupidity.
I didn't feel particularly gripped by the film, and the ending really fell apart in the editing room. But who knows what the director's cut was like?
Brian Cox was okay as Hannibal Lecter, but maybe a bit too "normal". He felt more like an imprisoned mafioso than a cannibal serial killer.

24 Season 2 (Eps. 13-24)

Creators: Robert Cochran, Joel Surnow
2003
We rattled through the end of this series on a marathon Saturday evening,
where Jessica was so agitated by the end of episode 20 that she made me push on with the final four, ending somewhere around 4:30 in the a.m. It's to 24's credit that we remained awake up until the end, in a suspense-filled equivalent of a dinner-time espresso fix. Unable to go to sleep, too agitated.
Despite some of the more unbelievable twists and turns, I think the second season was better--it slowly built its tension along the way, whereas the first dipped in the middle, all the more remarkable with how it got away with some of the hoariest cliches of the thriller genre (how many people gave up (or didn't) vital info just before snuffing it: "the man's name is...is...urrrrgh!")
What is most fascinating is how the writers and producers incorporated so much from post-9-11 America, then spun so much of it on its head. (Especially when Jack Bauer in essense becomes a suicide bomber to save the world, and while doing so engages in a cell phone convo that can't help bring back the stories of the various victims on the four airliners). And President Palmer continues his role as the Bizarro President, acting shocked, shocked that an oil businessman would start a world war in order to increase his profits. (In the bonus materials, actor Dennis Haysbert interprets his role as a mix of Carter, Clinton and Colin Powell, and suggests his honorable and honest prez is a "suggestion of how it can be done." Are you listening, Bush?
In this sense, 24 has caught up with the world and mirrors it, while Hollywood still appears to be lollygagging about, endlessly repeating the easy lies and simplistic morals of years past.
Season Three, which appears to be about biological warfare, may be equally unnerving. But I wonder, how long can they keep it up?

Notebook on Cities and Clothes

Dir: Wim Wenders
1989
This is Wenders' little-seen documentary on designer Yohji Yamamoto,
and I watched it in two parts because it simply wasn't that compelling. The documentary was very derivative of Chris Marker's musings on video and film, but without Marker's eye for story or depth or his knack for arresting images. Part of the reason is Yamamoto as a subject. His fashion isn't that interesting (as most of that season's line is black and filmed in muddy pre-DV video, there's not much to see), and most of his interviews seem conducted at the end of a full day of work, where the subject is exhausted. Yamamoto mumbles a lot, and Wenders tries to make it more cinematic by playing with video and film (this was one of Wenders' first times to use a portable video camera). Half the film is about Wenders questions about film/video vs. reality, but I didn't feel he got to any major points on it. I feel more that Wenders started making a doc on Yamamoto and found that it wasn't really enough, that the subject was too elusive. All the time the film reminded me of Marker's A.K., his documentary on Akira Kurosawa and the making of "Ran", which uses similar techniques, and also muses a lot on memory and truth, but still offers a lot of insight into Kurosawa's talent and methods.

24 Season 2 (Eps 1-12)

Dir: Robert Cochran, Joel Surnow
2002
Well, I guess Jessica's gone 24 mad, insisting that we get the new series on DVD as soon as it appeared in the shops.
This is a story "ripped from today's headlines" as they like to say, with L.A. threatened by a nuke and terrorists of a certain Arabian shade (where last time they were Serbs). If Season One was about family and responsibility, Season Two is all about our Constitution and our laws and when or if to break them. Certainly, the show thinks about this more than the Bush administration, which feels no need to mull over this question--it knows no doubt when it comes to this. As usual the scenes with President Palmer have a strange sci-fi ring to them--nothing of what he or his advisors say feel anywhere near what must go on at Chimpy McCokespoon's White House. Will Palmer finally get duped by his scheming wife? One hopes not.
Although Jack's daughter Kim gets into trouble only 20 minutes into the first show, it is nice to see that she's learned to trust nobody and lamp them properly with a tire iron instead of getting caught. Not as much stupidity this time around and very few hostage takings (because, you could say, all of Los Angeles is essentially a hostage this time around).
Season One's initial jolt wore off by episode 9 or so, this season the suspense is ramping up, also nice to see. We're also sad to see that George Mason is marked for death, as he became one of our favorite characters; his line delivery is quite sharp and cynical.
I suppose we'll be finished with this soon enough. Then I can get on to something else (possibly sitting down to finally watch The Sopranos).

A backlog of film fun

As mentioned on the front page, I've been moving everything over to a new provider and server. I've still been writing, but not posting, wanting to wait until things are settled. The reviews above are from early September up to the date of this entry. That should explain watching 24 Season Two when it first came out (September 9).

Odyssey - Homer (Stanley Lombardo, trans.)

Hackett Publishing, 1999
After the stories of shipwrecks and survival in Leslie's book, I decided to complete my Homer duology and do the Odyssey.
It's another fantastic translation by Lombardo, and brings the poem alive.
Knowing about the poem and actually reading it (for the first time, unlike the Iliad) are two different things, obviously. All the juicy, famous bits (Circe, Lotus Eaters, Cyclops, etc.) that have been passed down to us through art at literature are actually taken care of quickly, with the Lotus Eaters getting so short a mention I kept waiting for them to come back. For me, a lot of this surprise comes from reading Joyce's Ulysses (10 years ago, blimey), who devotes a whole chapter ("Wandering Rocks") to an option that Odyssius doesn't even take. (I wonder how different my reading of Joyce would have been if I had read this first, despite using three navigational supplements alongside it.)
Such a different work than the straightforward Iliad, here full of time-shifts, false narratives, flashbacks. Disguises and tests of loyalty.
In a discussion the other night, my friend DJ mentioned that one of the book's themes is hospitality, which indeed strikes me as correct. How to treat guests, and how to act when you are a guest is an idea returned to over and over, from the Oxen of the Sun and Circe back to Odyssius's return, where his ill-treatment at the hands of the beggars makes his revenge much sweeter--though incredibly delayed.
My favorite moment, very personal, is the brief episode with the dog Argus, who waits twenty lonely, abused years for his master's return, and is the only being that recognizes him in disguise. Once he has seen his master enter his home, the dog gives up the ghost. Homer handles this with great economy and emotion and little melodrama.
Like the Iliad, the epic ends in an unexpected place, with Odyssius about to go out again into battle, but called back suddenly by the gods. Don't you think you've had enough of that, the gods ask, rhetorically.

October 09, 2003

Where Have You Been?

Well, I ain't been to London to visit the queen, I tell ya that. Actually, I've been busy writing as usual, but also switching providers (then servers). At the end of September, I was furiously trying to get some writing in on a Friday, trying to make deadline, and that's exactly when my email went down for the fourth time in a month, all due to my former provider, who shall remain nameless.

I need stable email to do my job, and after another visit to their online help service, where the befuddled tech support guy apologized but said "It's a big problem, lots of people have been complaining." It was then I called my good friend Jeff and had him remind me of the success with his most recent provider (who shall also remain nameless in this traditional period, just because I don't want to jinx it.) So I moved.

Moving was a bit of a hassle, primarily because I didn't have a whole day to devote to it, and so had to do a little bit here and there. Meanwhile, all my blogs backed up. You will probably see a whole bunch of entries soon. I just sorted out Blogger too, so hopefully everything will be ready soon.

Moving providers also hopefully means I can do a bit more complex web design, including putting up all my writing in a searchable and updatable database, and updating and reconstructing the Konishi discography. Stay tuned.

October 05, 2003

Bring Back the Enlightenment

Great essay by Neal Gabler in the L.A. Times that calls the BushJunta the first Medieval Presidency

George W. Bush's Medieval Presidency
Every administration spins the facts to its advantage. As the old adage goes, "Figures don't lie but liars do figure." But the White House medievalists aren't just shading the facts. In actively denying or changing them, they are changing the basis on which government has traditionally been conducted: rationality. There is no respect for facts because there is no respect for empiricism.

Instead, the Bush ideologues came to power smug in the security of their own worldview, part of which, frankly, seems to be the belief that it would be soft and unmanly to let facts alter their preconceptions. Like the church confronting Galileo, they aren't about to let reality destroy their cosmology, whether it is a bankrupt plan for pacifying an Iraq that was supposed to welcome us as liberators or a bankrupt fiscal plan that was supposed to jolt the economy to health.

Bush has made a great show of his religious faith, and he has won plaudits from many for reintroducing the concept of evil into political discourse. But his stubborn insistence on following his own course, especially after Sept. 11, 2001, may be the most profound way in which religion has shaped his presidency. Bush has a religious epistemology. Having devalued the idea of an observable, verifiable reality and having eschewed rational empiricism, he relies on his unalterable faith in himself not just to inform his policies, as all presidents have, but to dictate them.

His self-confidence is certainly admirable at a time when most politicians mistake opinion polls for empiricism. It is also scary. As writer Leon Wieseltier recently observed, this is a presidency without doubt, one entirely comfortable with its own certainties, which is what makes it medieval. But as Wieseltier also observed, it is doubt that deepens one's vision of life and often provides a better basis for acting within it. It is doubt that helps one understand the world and enables one to avoid hubris. A presidency without doubt and resistant to disconcerting facts is a presidency not on the road to Damascus but on the road to disaster. By regarding facts as political tools, it compromises information and makes reality itself suspect, not to mention that it compromises the agencies that provide the information and makes them unreliable in the future. And by ignoring anything that contradicts its faith, it can vaingloriously plow ahead — right into the abyss. The president and his crew may well live within a pre-Enlightenment lead bubble where they are unwilling and unable to see beyond themselves, but their fellow Americans must live in the real world where even the most powerful nation cannot simply posit its own reality. If you need proof, just read the newspapers.


October 04, 2003

Worse than groping, Arnie's upcoming economic rape

Greg Palast has the Enron-based goods on Arnie. The fix was in a long time ago, folks.

Arnold Unplugged - It's hasta la vista to $9 billion if the Governator is selected

Friday, October 3, 2003

It's not what Arnold Schwarzenegger did to the girls a decade back that should raise an eyebrow.  According to a series of memoranda our office obtained today, it's his dalliance with the boys in a hotel room just two years ago that's the real scandal.

The wannabe governor has yet to deny that on May 17, 2001, at the Peninsula Hotel in Los Angeles, he had consensual political intercourse with Enron chieftain Kenneth Lay.  Also frolicking with Arnold and Ken was convicted stock swindler Mike Milken.

Now, thirty-four pages of internal Enron memoranda have just come through this reporter's fax machine tell all about the tryst between Maria's husband and the corporate con men.  It turns out that Schwarzenegger knowingly joined the hush-hush encounter as part of a campaign to sabotage a Davis-Bustamante plan to make Enron and other power pirates then ravaging California pay back the $9 billion in illicit profits they carried off.